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Tie in Mouth Joke

kid_zombiekid_zombie Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
I was at a wedding this past weekend, and I attempted to make the table i was at laugh by making my tie look like it was coming out of my mouth. Keep in mind I know this isn't funny, I guess I was trying to be ironic funny or something. In any case, we all had a great time for the rest of the reception pretend laughing at that joke. It caught on and everyone around us was in on the 'non-joke'. In any case, I was wondering if anyone knew what Jim Carrey movie he does that in and what scene. I'm trying to find a screenshot but its impossible so I was gonna make one myself. Does anyone know what scene I'm talking about; has anyone pulled that joke before or seen it pulled?

Hang in there.


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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2009
    how is that ironic funny

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that's it I'm tossing you in a cement mixer

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    TardTard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    kid_zombiekid_zombie Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I guess that's a poor description of why I did it. It isn't ironic funny. It isn't funny at all. What made it funny is everyone pretending to find it hilarious every time one of us did it. That isn't even that funny on paper, I know.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    They invented the death penalty for this.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    cool story

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh my god I love this.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Is your avatar the guy from that movie Mask?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    dudes the demo of Plants VS Zombies is out

    go play it

    it's fun

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this one time i was at a wedding and to make the people at my table laugh i went and got my mother and father and sister and family dog, and we all strip out of all our clothing; my dad starts making out with the dog, my mom and sister are going at it while im furiously jerking it all over the champagne glasses,

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

    Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

    One says to the other "do you smell fish?"

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    kid_zombiekid_zombie Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    we also did the thing where it looks like the dinner rolls are feet on the end of forks and it looks like they're dancing. also, this guy across from me put two salad forks in his mouth and they looked like walrus tusks. This was all in the absence of an open bar.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    this one time i was at a wedding and to make the people at my table laugh i went and got my mother and father and sister and family dog, and we all strip out of all our clothing; my dad starts making out with the dog, my mom and sister are going at it while im furiously jerking it all over the champagne glasses,

    And then your father shoves a magnum of champagne up your ass while giving you a reach-around and when you cum the cork pops and shoots into your mother's vagina,

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ouch...

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    just then my dad pulls out of my sister's butt so fast, she projectile-shits right into the open mouth of the dog, and

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

    Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

    One says to the other "do you smell fish?"

    That's not even a complete joke, you forgot the AHAHAH I see what you YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are you nine? Did some school yard hussy give you cooties?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    and they say, what do you call this act?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    god damnit, the tie in mouth joke is my thing

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    and they say, what do you call this act?
    THE ARISTOCATS

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    more like the aristoscats

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

    Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

    One says to the other "do you smell fish?"

    That's not even a complete joke, you forgot the AHAHAH I see what you YOU SON OF A BITCH.

    Hahahahahahaha

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    how is gay marriage banned yet you can have retard weddings.....?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Do I know you

    Why are you also in Richmond

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    Is your avatar the guy from that movie Mask?

    it's phil spector dumby

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    and they say, what do you call this act?
    THE ARISTOCATS

    aristocats_wp_02_800.jpg

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    god damnit, the tie in mouth joke is my thing

    ahaha

    another FAQism ruined :(

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    waffles waffles!

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did anyone finish with 'The Aristocrats!" yet?

    e:shit.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Do I know you

    Why are you also in Richmond

    You don't remember? He was the guy doing all that stupid shit at your wedding.

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    MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is the kitten on the left adopted or is the mother cat just a cheating whore?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It almost looks like they tried to make the cats have those stereotypically oversized upper teeth that they used to use in caricatures of Chinese folk

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Metacortex wrote: »
    Is the kitten on the left adopted or is the mother cat just a cheating whore?
    man cats don't care

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    if i remember correctly, none of this kittens are his

    duchess gets around

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    god damnit, the tie in mouth joke is my thing

    ahaha

    another FAQism ruined :(

    this is just like when everybody started saying "don't go there"

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Do I know you

    Why are you also in Richmond

    You don't remember? He was the guy doing all that stupid shit at your wedding.

    Son of a bitch ate all the little eggrolls

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A guy came up to me and said

    "I've got a joke about rimjobs"

    I said, "I bet it's tongue-in-cheek."


    hahahahaha.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    An Indian walks in to a bar and gets his license to practice law revoked for his multiple DUI convictions.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    if i remember correctly, none of this kittens are his

    duchess gets around

    yeah, he's just a tomcat

    they were mad ruttin' later on though

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