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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory

Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
This will be my first phalla and inspired by my dinner today!
Phalla King!

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thanks to blarney for remaking my picture.

Phalla King is now hiring in the small town of Phallaville. After a long arduous battle over zoning with the City Council of Phallaville, a brand new Phalla King is to be opened at 11 PM EST, Saturday May 09, 2009.

Unfortunately there are those among you who do not wish to see the Phalla King survive. There is a secret group of McPhalla Executives posing as minimum wage Phalla King workers. They would like nothing more than to see the Phalla King go under. It is your job as Phalla King workers to route out these imposters to ensure the success of the Phalla King in Phallaville. The fate of the world depends on it.

This will be a mostly vanilla game, but there is a possibility of hidden mechanics. Let me know if anyone does not know how to play phalla and I will add in the "How do I play phalla links"

Innactivity will be punished. 2 posts and a vote each day are required. PM if you have some RL issue and you will be forgiven.

All proboard links need to be pm'd to me, no sharing role pms, and no communication with dead players.

All actions up to 10:59 PM EST will be accepted while 11:00 PM EST will not.

Clarifications should be asked in Bold Orange

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The Surviving
lonelyahava - McPhalla Executive
Maximus - McPhalla Executive
Raakam - McPhalla Executive
Romantic Undead - McPhalla Executive
TehSloth - Phalla King Worker
Trust - Phalla King Worker
Wildcat - Phalla King Worker

Dead
1. crimsoncoyote - Manager
2. Rend - Phalla King Worker
4. JaysonFour - Environmentalist
5. Toxic Toys - Phalla King Worker
6. kime - Best Friend
7. kuhlmeye - Phalla King Worker
8. Daius - Best Friend
9. SpectralSpork - Phalla King Worker
10. jackisreal - Phalla King Worker
11. Tommy2Hands - Assistant Manager
12. Dunadan019 - Phalla King Worker
14. Dac Vin - Phalla King Worker
16. Infidel - Phalla King Worker
17. El Skid - The King
18. Doxa - McPhalla Executive
19. Spectrum - Phalla King Worker
22. abotkin - Phalla King Worker
25. Whod - Phalla King Worker

Reserves
1. Zandracon
2. Delmain

Village Role PM
You are a Phalla King Worker!

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You are a villager! You are just a minimum wage worker for the Phalla King, and your job is to report suspicious activity in the thread and try to vote out the most suspicious worker who could be an Executive for McPhalla. You are loyal to the Phalla King.

Day 0 - Open for Business
Day 1 - Confusion!
Day 2 - I Miss My Best Friend
Day 3 - Who's in Charge
Day 4 - Friends Aren't Food
Day 5 - Rocks Fall

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign-up

    Rend on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    !Sign Up

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    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I can has !Signup with mai cheezburger?

    JaysonFour on
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    I can has cheezburger, yes?
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'll sign up to defend the whopper!

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    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up!

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    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The fate of the world depends on it.
    I like it.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Apply up

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up with Curly Fries to go.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up to wage war against the Unholy Coke Zero.

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    Phalla/Stay Night
  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up my way

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    SIGN UP TO TAKE DOWN THE CORPORATE MENACE



    Wait, villagers are in favor of the corporation?
    crap...

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up!

    theres an 80% chance i'll be evil so why not.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You got it!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I lost my job, do you have it

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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hi, I'd like to try the Super Sign Up with some Onion Rings and a Mountain Dew!!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We finally got a Burger King in my hometown. :^:

    But the staff are horrible and screw up every order. :x

    !sign up

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    We finally got a Burger King in my hometown. :^:

    But the staff are horrible and screw up every order. :x

    !sign up

    True story: One time a BK near my home had some sort of timer to tell how much time they took to serve us. Well one time they took so damn long that the timer went on and on and on, until it stopped at 9:59 - it just wouldn't go past that.

    Was kind of funny when I think about it.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    We finally got a Burger King in my hometown. :^:

    But the staff are horrible and screw up every order. :x

    !sign up

    Then obviously you've come to the right place to work! :P

    !sign up

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Most fast food places have timers nowadays to track orders. I used to work at a fast food restaurant and we weren't supposed to let an order go over 6mins (we tried to shoot for 4 max). Though I have seen orders go over 15+ mins D:

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    Most fast food places have timers nowadays to track orders. I used to work at a fast food restaurant and we weren't supposed to let an order go over 6mins (we tried to shoot for 4 max). Though I have seen orders go over 15+ mins D:

    They gave you guys six minutes? The McDonalds I used to work at started to flip if the average time whent over three.

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    Phalla/Stay Night
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i am glad that i never had to work at a fast food place.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A KFC opened down my road recently.

    Being a small town, I can pop down there at any time of the day and not have to wait more than a minute for my Hot Wings.

    Life can be brilliant sometimes, huh?

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I guess a small game would be fun for a change. I'll go !signup

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm interested to see first-hand how the dynamics change on here in small games, so !sign up

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also since I just remembered it's mother's day tomorrow, would you all rather Day 1 end on Monday and just send out role pm's as soon as we get 25?

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Orange Soda wrote: »
    Also since I just remembered it's mother's day tomorrow, would you all rather Day 1 end on Monday and just send out role pm's as soon as we get 25?

    Day One Ends NOW! I win.

    I don't particularly care either way, my mother's out of town at a wedding, which reminds me I need to do some shopping.

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    Phalla/Stay Night
  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just remembered it's mother's day tomorrow

    I was shocked and concerned by this because Mother's Day was a month ago.

    Then I looked it up and found out you guys have it on a crazy day for no apparent reason.

    The more you know.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    I'm interested to see first-hand how the dynamics change on here in small games, so !sign up

    quit lying, you signed up just to grudge me! :P

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    SpectralSpork wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    Most fast food places have timers nowadays to track orders. I used to work at a fast food restaurant and we weren't supposed to let an order go over 6mins (we tried to shoot for 4 max). Though I have seen orders go over 15+ mins D:

    They gave you guys six minutes? The McDonalds I used to work at started to flip if the average time whent over three.

    Yeah, everything was cooked to order. I don't think McDonalds does that?

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    I'm interested to see first-hand how the dynamics change on here in small games, so !sign up

    quit lying, you signed up just to grudge me! :P
    I was actually going to change my mind and switch to a reserve when I checked the roster and saw you had already signed up.

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign up!

    Hardee's/Carl's Junior makes the best burgers of any fast food joints anymore. Their thickburgers are quite delicious.

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    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahaha yeah right, have you ever been to In and Out?

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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I swear to god, I might just have to burn BK down, I just came back from my fourth one and they only have Uhura glasses as well. :x

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh are you trying to collect them all?

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In n' Out? Yeah, it wasn't anything amazing. Maybe I hit up a bad restaurant? I remember ordering a "double double", because the name amused me. In Canada, if you mention a double-double, you get a coffee from Timmie's with 2 cream 2 sugar.

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    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not really, I'm just pissed that there's only Uhura around here.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Double double is coffee not food, yes. Jerks!

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Double Doubles are the best burgers, only eclipsed by the occasional triple-triple.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    SpectralSpork wrote: »
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    Most fast food places have timers nowadays to track orders. I used to work at a fast food restaurant and we weren't supposed to let an order go over 6mins (we tried to shoot for 4 max). Though I have seen orders go over 15+ mins D:

    They gave you guys six minutes? The McDonalds I used to work at started to flip if the average time whent over three.

    Yeah, everything was cooked to order. I don't think McDonalds does that?

    Only if you make some special and/or obnoxious order. Even then we'd spit in it if you were lucky.

    Also, Wendy's is obviously the greatest fast food restaurant. Infidels.

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    Phalla/Stay Night
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