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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Open for Buisness

    I can't help but read the thread title in an outrageous French accent. Fix plaz?

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ding, Fries are done!
    Ding, Fries are done!
    Ding... fries aaaaaare.....dooooooone!

    I'm going to vote for Spectrum because I think he hasn't yet come up with a fool-proof way to root out every single corporate spy yet, which clearly means he's evil.
    Give me a few days of data. =/

    Do we have any spreadsheeters playing? =X
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Exhibit A: The Double Cheeseburger
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    Clean, with a good ratio of bun/meat/cheese with some ketchup, pickles and onions to spice things up without detracting from the main event. Soft, flavorful, compact yet substantive.

    Exhibit B: The Whopper
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    I believe the heart and soul of a cheeseburger lies in the meat and the cheese--this construction has such thick tomato, onion and lettuce that the flavor, consistency (further marred by the sesame seed bun) and eatability factor takes a serious hit. The whopper loses points for content and form--structural integrity will undoubtedly be compromised in the process of eating this burger. Also looks like there's way too much mayonnaise!
    And once again, I must submit that both are still superior specimens to this abomination:
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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ... nice logo, but I think something about it bothered me. Use this one instead?
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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !reserve up I guess.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrB you're the worst.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What...what the fuck is that? It looks like someone flattened a mouse, threw a lego brick on top, put it in a bun they found in a trash can and called it a day.

    Edit: that was @Spectrum

    Blarney that's awesome !

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Reserve, because truly, what's better than a burger based phalla?

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Open for Buisness

    I can't help but read the thread title in an outrageous French accent. Fix plaz?
    I don't know what you are talking about.... what spelling error

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thanks for the new logo Blarney!

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    What...what the fuck is that? It looks like someone flattened a mouse, threw a lego brick on top, put it in a bun they found in a trash can and called it a day.

    Edit: that was @Spectrum

    Blarney that's awesome !
    That is the abomination that White Castle has dubbed a 'slider'.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    What...what the fuck is that? It looks like someone flattened a mouse, threw a lego brick on top, put it in a bun they found in a trash can and called it a day.

    Edit: that was @Spectrum

    Blarney that's awesome !
    That is the abomination that White Castle has dubbed a 'slider'.

    They're not bad when you have 8 million of them. Though, the bowels tend to disagree.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thanks for the new logo Blarney!

    Thanks for the compliment.

    You wanna know how long that took me? 10 minutes. Could have been better, but I decided I was only going to put 10 minutes into it. Good enough, eh?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This thread make me glad I live on the West Coast.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Thanks for the new logo Blarney!

    Thanks for the compliment.

    You wanna know how long that took me? 10 minutes. Could have been better, but I decided I was only going to put 10 minutes into it. Good enough, eh?
    Better than my 2 minutes in paint :P

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    What...what the fuck is that? It looks like someone flattened a mouse, threw a lego brick on top, put it in a bun they found in a trash can and called it a day.

    Edit: that was @Spectrum

    Blarney that's awesome !
    That is the abomination that White Castle has dubbed a 'slider'.

    They're not bad when you have 8 million of them. Though, the bowels tend to disagree.
    I have never successfully eaten one. I'm serious. I get about two bites in and I have to spit it out because they are rat burgers.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Thanks for the new logo Blarney!

    Thanks for the compliment.

    You wanna know how long that took me? 10 minutes. Could have been better, but I decided I was only going to put 10 minutes into it. Good enough, eh?
    Better than my 2 minutes in paint :P

    ... also, "accepted" and not "excepted". Just for your future reference.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If I was OS, I would be slapping people with a frozen meat pattie for correction my spelling. :D

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ahaha.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I hate working at fast food joints.

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    RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Could I get a "how do I play Phalla" link?

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The first post of the Phalla sticky thread is the standard primer.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    ... also, "accepted" and not "excepted". Just for your future reference.
    Where did I write excepted? I could have sworn I changed the thread title to the correct one like RIGHT after I posted the wrong one initially.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    ... also, "accepted" and not "excepted". Just for your future reference.
    Where did I write excepted? I could have sworn I changed the thread title to the correct one like RIGHT after I posted the wrong one initially.
    All actions up to 10:59 PM EST will be excepted while 11:00 PM EST will not.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    ... also, "accepted" and not "excepted". Just for your future reference.
    Where did I write excepted? I could have sworn I changed the thread title to the correct one like RIGHT after I posted the wrong one initially.
    All actions up to 10:59 PM EST will be excepted while 11:00 PM EST will not.

    So what you'Re saying is, no action count until AFTER the vote is closed. :P

    Also, put a stain on this crude spreadsheet and I will skin you.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrBlarney wrote: »
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    K thanks, I wasn't sure if there was another one hiding somewhere. (My thread title had the wrong usage on it for a second as well, so I wanted to make sure that wasn't what you were looking at)

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well howdy there follow employees, how is everyone doing today?

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ...damnit, now I want a Whopper. With large fries. I'm a sucker for good french fries.

    A Sonic just opened in the town I'll be living in while I'm at school. They had a two-hour line for food. I have to go up Monday to finalize my stuff at school, and have decided to see what it's like. Even if it takes me all afternoon.

    Anyways, I'm all ready to go!

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    I can has cheezburger, yes?
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    WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That was the nastiest white castle burger pic Spectrum. It does look like a flattened rat! I'm glad i've never even seen a White Castle restaurant.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Whod wrote: »
    That was the nastiest white castle burger pic Spectrum. It does look like a flattened rat! I'm glad i've never even seen a White Castle restaurant.

    And prey to what every god you may that you never will.

    As for a vote, lonleyahava will work for me.

    Now for a burger....

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Wildcat, because Shatner is still a git.

    Also I saw him eating some Chicken McNuggets earlier. Not cool.

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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Aaaaand now I'm hungry. Curses. Looks like I'm going for a burger later, then.

    Gonna make my vote tonight, can't be bothered with day one randomness right now.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Trust is obviously trying to hide his deviousness by declining to vote for the moment.

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    WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yes! !Wildcat, for the Chuck phalla.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, anyway, what do you guys think? 25-man game means we're looking for 4 mafia? Or maybe 3 + a serial killer from Carl's Jr/White Castle/In-and-Out if Sunkist is being silly.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey everyone, how many fries have we sold today. See my shift is just starting and I need to know how many fries to put in the fryer. So whats the fry count?

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd guess 5 not village-aligned, not 4.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    So, anyway, what do you guys think? 25-man game means we're looking for 4 mafia? Or maybe 3 + a serial killer from Carl's Jr/White Castle/In-and-Out if Sunkist is being silly.

    5 mafia, probably 5 specials too.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Hey everyone, how many fries have we sold today. See my shift is just starting and I need to know how many fries to put in the fryer. So whats the fry count?

    Maybe if you spent less time counting the fries and more time cooking the fries, we would have a more efficient work place.

    hahaha hmmm...

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    So, anyway, what do you guys think? 25-man game means we're looking for 4 mafia? Or maybe 3 + a serial killer from Carl's Jr/White Castle/In-and-Out if Sunkist is being silly.

    We don't have those around here.
    25 people probably means 5 mafia. I don't think there's anything fancier than that.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Hey everyone, how many fries have we sold today. See my shift is just starting and I need to know how many fries to put in the fryer. So whats the fry count?

    Maybe if you spent less time counting the fries and more time cooking the fries, we would have a more efficient work place.

    hahaha hmmm...

    But... I just got in for my shift!

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