To carry on the topic from the previous thread, I will only fuck 5'11" women from Iceland named Shirley Lutenbalmer. How do you like them apples, everyone?
To carry on the topic from the previous thread, I will only fuck 5'11" women from Iceland named Shirley Lutenbalmer. How do you like them apples, everyone?
Oh, and she must also like apples.
What if she gets in a car accident and loses a quarter inch?
To carry on the topic from the previous thread, I will only fuck 5'11" women from Iceland named Shirley Lutenbalmer. How do you like them apples, everyone?
Oh, and she must also like apples.
What if she gets in a car accident and loses a quarter inch?
To carry on the topic from the previous thread, I will only fuck 5'11" women from Iceland named Shirley Lutenbalmer. How do you like them apples, everyone?
Oh, and she must also like apples.
The nice thing about being 6' is that I can date women up to 5'-10" tall and they can still opt to wear heels.
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Oh, and she must also like apples.
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What if she gets in a car accident and loses a quarter inch?
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Podly: You're too fruity for San Francisco.
She can stand on a magazine.
:?:
Plus drivers get even worse and less predictable when it's raining. Some people want to go 40, and some still want to go 80.
INCORRECT
It's amazing how much people spaz in a bit of rain.
heh, that would be embarrassing
although, in my defense, I was going to an 80's industrial night
not really hipsterish
I can get called out on much more hipsterish stuff
The nice thing about being 6' is that I can date women up to 5'-10" tall and they can still opt to wear heels.
oddly enough that is sort of attractive
im not sure what to think anymore
i don't understand the question
do you ask black people how they like being referred to as 'boy' by white people?
Then I'm looking closer at the lip, meaning I'm focusing on the face.
And I'm like. Oh.
You want to get blown by C-3P0?
like your entire existence
Hahahah he does have that look doesn't he.
You know what they say about thick wrists?
I'm sorry, Eddy.
basically people have existential crises which is really hard to write about without it being boring as fuck
No, for mine are dainty and slender.
tough to find bangles that match your tights with wrists that size
that's what
That he'd have a strong based for punching someone?
haha
just kidding
i read 10 pages and dumped the book
yeah i'd tap that
problem is he already knows
I've never heard that before, but I was doing a lot of upper body workouts at that time, so it could just be JACKEDMUSCLE
I have self esteem and body image issues that you could prey upon.
"fuck poldy"?
we'd make a hot slender couple
i try not to criticize others' appearances given that I don't like my body at all
Well JPS is a pretty terrible existential philosopher as well. :P
I think that DFW does a great job of capturing the real way that people are existentially aware.
I like how it came out, but next time I'm going for more abstract and less writing.