Dildon't use the same lubricant you use to grease the jackhammer. Water based lubricants are best as they are less messy, though jackhammers tend to produce alot of friction so something a little more heavy-duty is recommended. Please, say no to vasoline.
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Lube up your jackhammer dildo properly or it'll just tear up your insides.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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Two thumbs up, would watch again.
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
What is that scene?
Coran Attack!
It's a really great movie, you should check it out.
obviously she didn't
speaking of sex toys that'll kill ya
This was the first related video
That's what I hear. Maybe I'll check it out when I get back from my vacation
Coran Attack!
This is really great.
THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING
STEAM!
Ok, I'll be honest. My question is did anybody get this on film?
truly, we live in the future
is just
wow
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it's pretty uniquely horrifying when he starts drilling into her face
it looked like a peach balloon
everyone just calls it good vibes, but if you google good vibes it takes you to a sex shop
we are talking about creepy sex things now
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different brands, i guess, this one's called 'oh mi bod'
im just talking about the term in general and its hilarious miss-use
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The Hammer is my penis.
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Bahahaha
Aw. Posting for an entire day get you all cranky wanky?
Try opening a door, walking out of it and repeating this process until you're in this magical place called outside.
embarrassed and turned on.
Let me tell you what, swollen scrotum like that? Not fun at all.
aside from this morning, I've hardly posted today