Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Ghost Dingo?
it is a poison jellyfish
a land poison jellyfish
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Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?
or dinosaurs
or abominations
You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?
or dinosaurs
or abominations
You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?
or dinosaurs
or abominations
You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!
I had a dream last night that spiders were all over my apartment. I'm not terribly afraid of spiders, so this was mostly an annoyance. Then one about the size of a horseshoe crab got on my back and I was a little unhappy about it.
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(352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The problem with these is that none of them sound like txt messages. So they likely suffer from bash.org madeupitis. Still funny, but you feel cheated.
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Yeah thankfully my grand fathers funeral while it had two damn parts to it was the short version of the catholic ceremony. Though they did a get a young guy who stumbled and mumbled his way through the sermon, so Papa went on to the afterlife pissed off, his normal state of being.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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(306): how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
a land poison jellyfish
You shut up! Platypuses (sp?) are made of nothing but win and flippers!
Australia, the only country in the world where made up creatures are actually less scary than the actual ones.
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and gut-wrenchingly painful poison
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MOTHER OF GOD!
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Pffft wait until easter sunday oh my god
but really orthodox funerals are the worst. They take like 9 hours.
You forgot poison barbs and egg laying mammals.
I am Catholic! Catholic church is the best aerobic exercise you can get! Billy Blanks can suck a dick!
I had pondered maybe platypussi or platapeese but that works too.
correct
I stand corrected then.
Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.
I imagine that's quite a relief for you honky. Glad it worked.
I'm on it.
"So you're unemployed, but you have internet?"
"Sir, I have abandoned food before I would abandon my internets"
Godspeed sir.
Well let's hope so. I'm not sure what they want/need me to do. They said they would send me some information in the mail.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/6/18/
Good thing we invented kicking them in the nads back in 2001.
The problem with these is that none of them sound like txt messages. So they likely suffer from bash.org madeupitis. Still funny, but you feel cheated.
This is why the natural rhythm German and English poetry is iambic.
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That makes sense, being their most distinguishing characteristic.
That didn't really set in fully. But my goodness.