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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWBC0AnAAT0&feature=player_embedded

    fucking darwin thread

    smacking me over the head with stupid

    I see what they did there.

    whaaat the fuuuck?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I kind of prefer the "You weren't there to see evolution take place; you do not know anyone who was there. But I know someone who was there, Jesus Christ." line of non-argument.

    Because it is so cute.

    If I ever get this one, I will immediately respond "Did you see him like you're seeing me right now, or did you just see him in a dream or in a prayer or in a taco or something like that? Because I've seen evolution in manners like that a bunch of times."

    The fun ones are the ones who say "I see Jesus like I see you right now."

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Please stop talking about Religion in chat. So weak..

    so weak.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always think of the baby pigeon argument.

    Have you ever seen one? Do you know anyone who's ever seen one? Do you deny they exist given that all reasonable evidence points to the theory that baby pigeons do exist?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    (sigh)

    This trip just has gone pretty much downhill.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I kind of prefer the "You weren't there to see evolution take place; you do not know anyone who was there. But I know someone who was there, Jesus Christ." line of non-argument.

    Because it is so cute.

    If I ever get this one, I will immediately respond "Did you see him like you're seeing me right now, or did you just see him in a dream or in a prayer or in a taco or something like that? Because I've seen evolution in manners like that a bunch of times."
    If you witnessed evolution in a taco then you should probably call the health department.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ah creationism

    the last bastion of pure idiocy

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hi [chat], I'm back from Germany. Unlike popular believe you can not see Haps the moment you cross the border.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I always think of the baby pigeon argument.

    Have you ever seen one? Do you know anyone who's ever seen one? Do you deny they exist given that all reasonable evidence points to the theory that baby pigeons do exist?

    I've seen them! I believe!

    No, really, there was a nest on the windowsill across a light well when I lived in Hoboken. We watched them go from eggs to pigeons. They grow fast.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    (sigh)

    This trip just has gone pretty much downhill.

    I would offer consolation cookies but Dyr ate them all.

    Sorry.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    persooooonaaaaa

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I always think of the baby pigeon argument.

    Have you ever seen one? Do you know anyone who's ever seen one? Do you deny they exist given that all reasonable evidence points to the theory that baby pigeons do exist?

    I've seen them! I believe!

    No, really, there was a nest on the windowsill across a light well when I lived in Hoboken. We watched them go from eggs to pigeons. They grow fast.

    Respect my rights to my belief, Pigeonist!

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    ah creationism

    the last bastion of pure idiocy

    Dude, libertarianism.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    ...

    yes?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    persooooonaaaaa

    do you have the psp one now? is it any good?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dude. Representative Republics.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I always think of the baby pigeon argument.

    Have you ever seen one? Do you know anyone who's ever seen one? Do you deny they exist given that all reasonable evidence points to the theory that baby pigeons do exist?

    I've seen them! I believe!

    No, really, there was a nest on the windowsill across a light well when I lived in Hoboken. We watched them go from eggs to pigeons. They grow fast.

    Respect my rights to my belief, Pigeonist!

    Don't believe the Dove-ist propaganda. The baby pigeons are real!!!!!!!1111one

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pigeon looks so stupid when typed out.

    Fucker should have a d in it.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    ...

    yes?

    Really?

    Never seen one.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    WHY DOES THIS BANANA FIT IN MY HAND???!!!!

    HMMM?

    HMMM????!!!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    ah creationism

    the last bastion of pure idiocy

    Dude, libertarianism.

    Earlier today my brother informed me that it was glenn beck that turned him on to the idea of libertarianism via one of his books and that 90% of what glenn beck says is reasonable but 10% of what he says is totally stupid which is what causes people to ignore him.

    I would have protested but we were at the hospital visiting my grandma.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    ah creationism

    the last bastion of pure idiocy

    Dude, libertarianism.

    I believe that government should have no place in the foundation of the universe.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    11CaN.png

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    WHY DOES THIS BANANA FIT IN MY HAND???!!!!

    HMMM?

    HMMM????!!!

    That's no banana.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ah creationism

    the last bastion of pure idiocy

    Dude, libertarianism.

    Earlier today my brother informed me that it was glenn beck that turned him on to the idea of libertarianism via one of his books and that 90% of what glenn beck says is reasonable but 10% of what he says is totally stupid which is what causes people to ignore him.

    I would have protested but we were at the hospital visiting my grandma.

    Is this the same brother that was discussed earlier? That would make a lot of sense.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    WHY DOES THIS BANANA FIT IN MY HAND???!!!!

    HMMM?

    HMMM????!!!

    Man I love that one, its so delicious.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    There's such a thing as a baby pigeon?

    ...

    yes?

    Really?

    Never seen one.

    Did you just assume they hatch full sized and fully formed?

    baby2520pigeon252008030.jpg

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is this the same brother that was discussed earlier? That would make a lot of sense.

    I only have one brother, so yes.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I kind of prefer the "You weren't there to see evolution take place; you do not know anyone who was there. But I know someone who was there, Jesus Christ." line of non-argument.

    Because it is so cute.

    If I ever get this one, I will immediately respond "Did you see him like you're seeing me right now, or did you just see him in a dream or in a prayer or in a taco or something like that? Because I've seen evolution in manners like that a bunch of times."
    If you witnessed evolution in a taco then you should probably call the health department.
    bama i think i love you

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.
    coconuts, my man. coconuts.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

    The banana argument is so dumb because we made bananas that way through... well, selective breeding and evolution.

    Wild bananas look nothing like what you get at a store.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.
    coconuts, my man. coconuts.

    Insufficiently pointy.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is this the same brother that was discussed earlier? That would make a lot of sense.

    I only have one brother, so yes.

    You have a brother?

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "New Orleans"

    "Young Adult"

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ah creationism

    the last bastion of pure idiocy

    Dude, libertarianism.

    Earlier today my brother informed me that it was glenn beck that turned him on to the idea of libertarianism via one of his books and that 90% of what glenn beck says is reasonable but 10% of what he says is totally stupid which is what causes people to ignore him.

    I would have protested but we were at the hospital visiting my grandma.

    I am amazed by those percentages.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Every time I hear the banana argument, I just want to scream "EXPLAIN PINEAPPLES, MOTHER FUCKER!" while throwing one at them. Hard.

    The banana argument is so dumb because we made bananas that way through... well, selective breeding and evolution.

    Wild bananas look nothing like what you get at a store.

    So would you say we evolved banannas? Also aren't there tasier banannas we don't have access to?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    You have a brother?

    Yep.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't even know what you people are talking about when it comes to bananas and pineapples and shit.

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