When I play resto druid, or healadin, I have one motto, and I make it clear
Tanks get healed
Everyone else gets rez'd
I'm an asshole healer, and have, at times, stood next to dps that keep pulling aggro to watch them die, even though earth shield and healing stream totem is enough to keep most tanks alive in the heroic dungeons and I'm spending my time throwing lightning bolts.
I will also laugh at anyone that dies after the boss does because of ground based damage they could have stepped out of.
This is supposed to be offensive to me because you assume I like my mother
But really all you're doing is saying you fucked a chick so repugnant that she had to wear a mask
Which... we already knew about you man
It's just the full-face mask has always been for the fat ugly woman's benefit, to save her the heartstopping stress of seeing the freakish twist of skeletal flesh that's attempting to penetrate her
So in closing Primus and WoW comics are dumb but this particular comic was not dumb
look, I think we can all agree that Meiz is awful.
Don't you have some virtual chores to do and 1's to press?
Making something about/around WoW is like talking about breathing.
What the fuck are virtual chores?
whenever someone points out what a whiny bitch meiz is (which is very often), his standard response is to make some baseless accusation about how degrading and meaningless their pathetic life may be by making assumptions about them being a virgin, working a dead end job, living in parent's basement, etc
don't try to make sense of it
also the tank died because the healer was trying to keep the dps up after he drew aggro, and since he's dps his damage mitigation is shit which means he needs more heals which means the healer builds more aggro
once the dps goes down (inevitably in that case if the tank can't take aggro back) then the healer's next
In theory, once the DPS goes down it goes back onto the tank, or onto other DPS. There are only three generally-occuring situations in which a healer can pull aggro. Either the tank has aggro on one mob and neglected to spread threat around onto others in the fight (patrolling adds walking into things fall under this category), or if there are some kind of complete threat wipe mechanic, or if everyone else is dead.
hmmm..I thought aggro for healers was scaled based on healing done as well as damage, so if you're power healing someone who's got shit damage mitigation and the tank can't pull aggro back off them, then I'd think it entirely possible that the healer would get aggro once the dps goes down
keep in mind I haven't played wow for a year or so
All tank threat mechanics got boosted a while ago. Healing aggro pretty much only draws the attention of mobs that haven't been picked up at all by the tank, or have been hit once or twice and then ignored.
the most dangerous game is prehealing the tank right as he pulls. You can get pretty close to pulling the boss if you're too early and start spamming him.
Doing anything on a boss pull can be risky. I once got Prince to run towards the main raid group instead of the tank because I hit Seal of Command right after he saw the tank but before the tank had actually hit him.
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I'm an asshole healer, and have, at times, stood next to dps that keep pulling aggro to watch them die, even though earth shield and healing stream totem is enough to keep most tanks alive in the heroic dungeons and I'm spending my time throwing lightning bolts.
I will also laugh at anyone that dies after the boss does because of ground based damage they could have stepped out of.
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i would just like to note that busterk is a worthless forumer
Well if anyone can identify a worthless forumer, I suppose it's you.
that post will be filed next to your many other worthy forum contributions
Fuck this, I'm going to look at half naked chicks in gas masks.
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Only half naked?
In the immortal words of Ron White, you can't heal stupid.
well, if they're wearing gas masks, then we know they aren't fully nude, technically
When I hear the term "half naked', it means, to me, that they are either topless or bottomless.
Anyway I'm not a WoW fan but I liked the comic so
WOW COMIC but nobody cares
I just like Tycho's last expression more than anything else
I think, Primus, that I should either be offended because you should have magically known my situation or I should laugh my goddamn ass off
This is supposed to be offensive to me because you assume I like my mother
But really all you're doing is saying you fucked a chick so repugnant that she had to wear a mask
Which... we already knew about you man
It's just the full-face mask has always been for the fat ugly woman's benefit, to save her the heartstopping stress of seeing the freakish twist of skeletal flesh that's attempting to penetrate her
So in closing Primus and WoW comics are dumb but this particular comic was not dumb
The prosecution rests
If the dps pulled aggro.. then how did the tank die? Wasn't the boss killing the dps? What was killing the tank?
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Several elite trash mobs, not a single boss.
Hi5!! I love doing that. Puts a smile on my face
Or they could have been a really really shitty dps and tried to stand right beside the tank and took an 80-Ony forward cleave.
Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
whenever someone points out what a whiny bitch meiz is (which is very often), his standard response is to make some baseless accusation about how degrading and meaningless their pathetic life may be by making assumptions about them being a virgin, working a dead end job, living in parent's basement, etc
don't try to make sense of it
also the tank died because the healer was trying to keep the dps up after he drew aggro, and since he's dps his damage mitigation is shit which means he needs more heals which means the healer builds more aggro
once the dps goes down (inevitably in that case if the tank can't take aggro back) then the healer's next
12$ a month isn't exactly expensive
That half/ 1/4th an evening out, or so
keep in mind I haven't played wow for a year or so
Every healer you bring just lowers your DPS anyway. Perfect group = 5 mages.
Well, as successful as anyone can be in FFXI, anyway.
Took all of about 5 seconds.
This is how all battles in every MMO should be done. Portal in, target enemy, pres butan, loot, portal away.
I'm rage starved asshole! My tps aint gonna be great for a few seconds!