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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Eventually the affected organism dies of heart failure.

    Actually, this is untrue!

    Huh. Looks like you're right. Weird.

    in fact

    there's a pharmaceutical company that's been researching a drug that would alter your body's production and acknowledgement of myostatin

    as a way to treat muscular dystrophy and other degenerative muscle illnesses

    however they're sorta "eeeeeeeeh" on going further and releasing it because they realize that shit would get heavily abused by the sort of people who abuse steroids now

    because they're basically better than steroids in every conceivable way: more potent, safer, actually increases strength as well as muscle mass, etc.

    and that could have some pretty terrible effects on things

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That makes me very sad Hakks.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
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    Worst breed ever.

    I want to slap you.

    Are you really going to defend the American bully?

    WHEN TRAINED PROPERLY A BULLDOG IS A FINE PET ASSHOLE.

    That's a pit bull. A really terribly bred pit bull. A "designer dog" pit bull.

    You heard me.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Yankees suck.

    Dogs are generally cool.

    But so are a lot of cats.

    Pugs are an abomination.

    I am bored.

    You had me until the last part.

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pugs are cute :3

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    If we get a dog now not much has changed but it needs to be a med-large dog with a relatively easy energy level. Low-maintenance, friendly, can get on with other pets (cat), and does not like mean people breaking in.

    Also, it should entertain me. I will be bored out of my mind with nothing but the cat.

    You need a pound puppy obvs.

    I wouldn't mind a golden retriever mix. Smart, fun, likes to go out but don't need to take them on multiple walks per day, not a whole lot of grooming (beyond DIY at home), likes other animals, loyal, and friendly. Also, perfect size.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    a dog ate my face when i was nine or ten

    fang went right through my cheek

    amazingly i don't have much of a scar, either physical or mental

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    If we get a dog now not much has changed but it needs to be a med-large dog with a relatively easy energy level. Low-maintenance, friendly, can get on with other pets (cat), and does not like mean people breaking in.

    Also, it should entertain me. I will be bored out of my mind with nothing but the cat.

    You need a pound puppy obvs.

    I wouldn't mind a golden retriever mix. Smart, fun, likes to go out but don't need to take them on multiple walks per day, not a whole lot of grooming (beyond DIY at home), likes other animals, loyal, and friendly. Also, perfect size.
    golden retrievers are basically the quintessential family pet

    problem is they're getting fucked up by unsavory breeding practices

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    sol_boy.jpg

    Worst breed ever.

    I want to slap you.

    Are you really going to defend the American bully?

    WHEN TRAINED PROPERLY A BULLDOG IS A FINE PET ASSHOLE.

    That's a pit bull. A really terribly bred pit bull. A "designer dog" pit bull.

    You heard me.

    Unfortunately the pit bull draws the people least likely to train it properly. Combine that with its massive capacity to do harm, and you have a lot of trouble.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Var did you see that documentary about the 12 year old girl who made a feature length zombie film? Zombie Girl? Did you see it did you see it did you see it?

    no I haven't seen it.

    is it online anyway or do I have to actually put effort into it?

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dad was a mailman, so he's not a fan of dogs, plus I'm allergic. :(

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Then that's the problem with the PEOPLE, not the dog.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

    That's because before humans shredded their habitat, they didn't have any natural predators. They had to breed slowly or they would overpopulate.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You know, no matter how many championships the Yankees win, they'll always hold claim to this statistic.
    In the ALCS, the Yankees met the Boston Red Sox again, and became the first team in professional baseball history to lose a best-of-seven series after taking a 3–0 series lead.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I went on a few dates with this chick. She was pretty gorgeous -- she was an actress on broadway, did modeling, all this stuff, but there was something up with her nose. It wasn't big or small or anything, there was just... something about it.

    Turns out a dog bit it off when she was like 7.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the most vicious dog i have ever personally dealt with

    was a black lab

    that thing was fucking vicious

    product of being owned by a total asshole

    only time i have ever had blood drawn from a dog bite

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ok even if you hate SE++, you have to laugh your ass off at the Baseball thread title there.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

    That's because before humans shredded their habitat, they didn't have any natural predators. They had to breed slowly or they would overpopulate.

    Well SUCKS to be them then eh?

    Should have put more skill points into Luck.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

    That's because before humans shredded their habitat, they didn't have any natural predators. They had to breed slowly or they would overpopulate.

    i have never heard of a species self-consciously regulating their breeding rate

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Then that's the problem with the PEOPLE, not the dog.

    yeah, i know

    you just gotta watch out for any ailments the dog may have because of it, though

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with this chick. She was pretty gorgeous -- she was an actress on broadway, did modeling, all this stuff, but there was something up with her nose. It wasn't big or small or anything, there was just... something about it.

    Turns out a dog bit it off when she was like 7.

    admit it

    this all came out when you were romping and gave her a chomp

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YANKEEEEEEES

    NEW YOOOOOORK

    eat it everyone.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

    red pandas are not the same thing as those chump giant pandas

    they're endangered because their habitat is being devoured by the angry chinese and they've been hunted near to extinction for pelts

    they don't have the same retarded problems giant pandas do

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You know, no matter how many championships the Yankees win, they'll always hold claim to this statistic.
    In the ALCS, the Yankees met the Boston Red Sox again, and became the first team in professional baseball history to lose a best-of-seven series after taking a 3–0 series lead.

    I believe they were the first professional sports team period to lose 3-0 lead.

    I was recounting this series to my gf the other night. I can't imagine having a better sports experience than that series.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Then that's the problem with the PEOPLE, not the dog.

    Like I said, it's a combination of people's unwillingness to train the dog, as well as the dog's much greater than average capacity to do harm.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

    That's because before humans shredded their habitat, they didn't have any natural predators. They had to breed slowly or they would overpopulate.

    i have never heard of a species self-consciously regulating their breeding rate

    Evolution, son.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo

    I didn't mean they actually consciously decide to have tiny babies that take forever to grow up or to breed poorly.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Which is why I like mutts.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    EVERYONE NOT A YANKEES FAN CAN EAT MY ASSHOLE IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE WHINY CUNTS ABOUT IT

    The people who agreed it was a good series though and that Utley should be MVP are allowed.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    You know, no matter how many championships the Yankees win, they'll always hold claim to this statistic.
    In the ALCS, the Yankees met the Boston Red Sox again, and became the first team in professional baseball history to lose a best-of-seven series after taking a 3–0 series lead.

    I believe they were the first professional sports team period to lose 3-0 lead.

    I was recounting this series to my gf the other night. I can't imagine having a better sports experience than that series.
    Especially since it was to the Red Sox. Who then went on to win the World Series and break the curse.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with this chick. She was pretty gorgeous -- she was an actress on broadway, did modeling, all this stuff, but there was something up with her nose. It wasn't big or small or anything, there was just... something about it.

    Turns out a dog bit it off when she was like 7.

    admit it

    this all came out when you were romping and gave her a chomp

    Though I'm not opposed to a little biting, no this wasn't the case :P

    She was recounting childhood injuries, and for a split second I almost did a seinfeldian "oh that explains it."

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pelicans are fucking monsters

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure God just wants Pandas to die

    seriously

    Pandas sure as hell don't seem to put up a fight.

    they're slow, eat like one thing, stand out everywhere and breed really poorly

    red pandas are not the same thing as those chump giant pandas

    they're endangered because their habitat is being devoured by the angry chinese and they've been hunted near to extinction for pelts

    they don't have the same retarded problems giant pandas do

    If it was a choice between them and tigers I'd go for saving the tigers.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    Has anyone noticed that every single fucking wikipedia article on dogs talks about how they are okay with kids and strangers if trained early?

    Fucking chow owners.

    whoa

    whoa

    whoa


    What is your problem with chows sir?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    EVERYONE NOT A YANKEES FAN CAN EAT MY ASSHOLE IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE WHINY CUNTS ABOUT IT

    The people who agreed it was a good series though and that Utley should be MVP are allowed.
    Yeah, I mean, it only took the highest payroll in baseball to pull it off.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    EVERYONE NOT A YANKEES FAN CAN EAT MY ASSHOLE IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE WHINY CUNTS ABOUT IT

    The people who agreed it was a good series though and that Utley should be MVP are allowed.

    Yeah, no Yankee really stands out and Utley is the ONLY reason Philly even won a single game.

    But, again, congrats you fucking fucking fuck.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mothers who put their little girls in child beauty pageants should be put against a wall and shot in the head.

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