don't fret about your messed-up gf stories - i believe all of us have at least one
i mean, one of the first girls i've dated RPed and wrote long tales involving her fictional egos. she was very cute, but my god, she was insane. thankfully, things ended quickly with her after I discovered she made out with some dude she RPed with. and this was a dude who flew across the country to see her.
that was a long, long time ago. i've grown so much since.
So, my boss is awesome, he's laid back, will sometimes buy the staff beer after a service, and has invited me to some kick ass concerts coming up (Floggin Molly comin to Charlotte in February? Sign me the fuck up).
However.
I have recently discovered that he has "JUGGALO" tattooed across his stomach.
I am torn between him being a generally decent guy and that tattoo.
hey speaking of my ex gf I dislike her to an extreme degree!
After dating her for a year and a half with minimal physical things going on i decided that even though I really liked her as a person, I just couldn't do it anymore. We ended things and I let her know that I wasn't mad or angry or anything because your beliefs (in her case, religion) are your beliefs, but I need a decent physical aspect in a serious relationship.
She gets into this state I shall refer to as an 'emotional train wreck' and then ends up sleeping with some random dude 2 weeks later!
p great
man she did you a favor that's one messed up lady
All the more reason she should have had sex with him instead.
this is a little too high fidelity. are you that guy?
don't fret about your messed-up gf stories - i believe all of us have at least one
i mean, one of the first girls i've dated RPed and wrote long tales involving her fictional egos. she was very cute, but my god, she was insane. thankfully, things ended quickly with her after I discovered she made out with some dude she RPed with. and this was a dude who flew across the country to see her.
that was a long, long time ago. i've grown so much since.
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I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
don't fret about your messed-up gf stories - i believe all of us have at least one
i mean, one of the first girls i've dated RPed and wrote long tales involving her fictional egos. she was very cute, but my god, she was insane. thankfully, things ended quickly with her after I discovered she made out with some dude she RPed with. and this was a dude who flew across the country to see her.
that was a long, long time ago. i've grown so much since.
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
One thing I have seen here that I have never seen before is every now and then, one of the urinals in the washroom near my desk becomes littered with pubes
Like
It looks like the urinal is entirely made out of pubes
Tasteticle on
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Yeah but I think if it says something like "Juicy", tastelessness is kind of the point
Might as well say "Look at meeeeeee!"
I can't see you though.
You're not missing out, I don't have "Princess" or "Juicy" across my butt or anything.
Urgh, add that to the list, girls who seriously think they'd make a great princess and should be treated as such, who stamp their foot to get what they want. Need taking down a peg or two.
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
ew! and when I am at the airport, I usually have a couple of bags. where can I put them?? it is so gross!
I really hate reality shows about the bullshit rich people spend their money on
why would anyone watch these, other than to feel bad about themselves or just be pissed that these rich assholes are buying shit nobody could possibly need
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
The bathroom in Chanel on Rodeo Drive is fucking AMAZING! The "paper towels" are basically monogrammed towels. There's a couch, and low, night-club style lighting, and flowers, and a crystal sink.
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
ew! and when I am at the airport, I usually have a couple of bags. where can I put them?? it is so gross!
The only solution is to balance them on your head.
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
ew! and when I am at the airport, I usually have a couple of bags. where can I put them?? it is so gross!
The only solution is to balance them on your head.
1. Huge ass trucks that never go off road.
2. Racists
3. Homophobes
4. The people who actually fit into the worst stereotypes
5. People who smoke pot that feel the need to let everyone that they do.
6. My upstairs neighbor.
7.Druhim
8. Mr. Potato Head
9. Those half person half goat things.
10. People who don't use their blinker
11. People who get really angry
I am pretty sure I still hate my Ex. I thought I'd have no feeling either way about her by now much like other girls I've parted ways with in the past, yet here I am 2 weeks away from my wedding and I'd still like to run her over with my car.
man I am with you there sans the getting married part
I still get really angry even hearing about her
This sounds like a story we need to hear.
Also monkeyfeet, you are some kinda faggot if you are getting bent out of shape over people eating their food with chopsticks. Other weeaboo behavior can be far worse so if they also do that stuff then yeah. But really, a good pair of chopsticks is nice.
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
The bathroom in Chanel on Rodeo Drive is fucking AMAZING! The "paper towels" are basically monogrammed towels. There's a couch, and low, night-club style lighting, and flowers, and a crystal sink.
I could live in that bathroom.
well, it's fucking Chanel so it's not exactly public
though I have to say that Mohegan Sun does a much better job of controlling the filth than Foxwoods, or any other casino I've been to
I fucking hate people who pee All Over the toilet seat and leave it like that without even bothering to flush. I mean what the hell man. Do you think I want to sit in your piss or have to clean it up before I take a crap?
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
The bathroom in Chanel on Rodeo Drive is fucking AMAZING! The "paper towels" are basically monogrammed towels. There's a couch, and low, night-club style lighting, and flowers, and a crystal sink.
I could live in that bathroom.
In Harrods there is this lady who greets you (!) and there are all these perfumes you can try for free. Hell yeah.
not really interesting at all, just that after dating for almost 6 years you'd expect at least an inkling of the maturity that was shown throughout the relationship to be there when it was over.
Although my parents are the same way and that's twice as annoying because its petty squabbles about shit I don't even have anything to do with. WHY DO THEY TELL ME ABOUT THESE THINGS CONSTANTLY
I also hate it when I'm in a game store and some obviously too young kid is getting his mom to buy him call of duty or gta or something
I mean I have no way of knowing if they're actually going to watch that kid play that game but to me it's just like YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM STOP THAT
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I can't see you though.
i mean, one of the first girls i've dated RPed and wrote long tales involving her fictional egos. she was very cute, but my god, she was insane. thankfully, things ended quickly with her after I discovered she made out with some dude she RPed with. and this was a dude who flew across the country to see her.
that was a long, long time ago. i've grown so much since.
that is not a red flag
that is like
some sort of klaxxon alarm going AWOOGA AWOOOGA
Your first clue
Fucker probably didn't even wash his hands.
probably got pubes all over the seat too
i was a goddamned horny adolescent idiot
gimme a break
One thing I have seen here that I have never seen before is every now and then, one of the urinals in the washroom near my desk becomes littered with pubes
Like
It looks like the urinal is entirely made out of pubes
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
You're not missing out, I don't have "Princess" or "Juicy" across my butt or anything.
Urgh, add that to the list, girls who seriously think they'd make a great princess and should be treated as such, who stamp their foot to get what they want. Need taking down a peg or two.
hurgh
on that note, I hate public ladies restrooms, especially in airports
I never fail to be utterly disgusted with something in there
I have yet to see this movie
my gf really wants me to
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Yes, this.
It makes even less sense when you are forced to wear it on exercises, it perplexes you that people actually want to wear it.
ew! and when I am at the airport, I usually have a couple of bags. where can I put them?? it is so gross!
You should!
It is very good
why would anyone watch these, other than to feel bad about themselves or just be pissed that these rich assholes are buying shit nobody could possibly need
The bathroom in Chanel on Rodeo Drive is fucking AMAZING! The "paper towels" are basically monogrammed towels. There's a couch, and low, night-club style lighting, and flowers, and a crystal sink.
I could live in that bathroom.
The only solution is to balance them on your head.
Ah. I sometimes get them confused as well.
1992 actually. You should see the grunge-rockiness of my wardrobe.
I better start practicing at home.
1. Huge ass trucks that never go off road.
2. Racists
3. Homophobes
4. The people who actually fit into the worst stereotypes
5. People who smoke pot that feel the need to let everyone that they do.
6. My upstairs neighbor.
7.Druhim
8. Mr. Potato Head
9. Those half person half goat things.
10. People who don't use their blinker
11. People who get really angry
i want it so bad
This sounds like a story we need to hear.
Also monkeyfeet, you are some kinda faggot if you are getting bent out of shape over people eating their food with chopsticks. Other weeaboo behavior can be far worse so if they also do that stuff then yeah. But really, a good pair of chopsticks is nice.
well, it's fucking Chanel so it's not exactly public
though I have to say that Mohegan Sun does a much better job of controlling the filth than Foxwoods, or any other casino I've been to
In Harrods there is this lady who greets you (!) and there are all these perfumes you can try for free. Hell yeah.
spoiler kurt cobain more like kurt kabang
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Wear it on exercises? Like, FTX's? Or just jogging down the street.
not really interesting at all, just that after dating for almost 6 years you'd expect at least an inkling of the maturity that was shown throughout the relationship to be there when it was over.
Although my parents are the same way and that's twice as annoying because its petty squabbles about shit I don't even have anything to do with. WHY DO THEY TELL ME ABOUT THESE THINGS CONSTANTLY
spoiler alert Kurt Cobain kills himself
I mean I have no way of knowing if they're actually going to watch that kid play that game but to me it's just like YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM STOP THAT
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military exercises. Like, for the national guard or something.
curse you!!!!! How did you also go the spoiler alert route??!
Why are you suddenly on my ignore list?
And why can't I remove you FROM my ignore list??