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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Going to bed before midnight and sober on a Friday.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!


    Game of Life: I salute you.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    god it's so annoying that my phone, when dead, takes like 10-15 minutes of charging before it becomes useable

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    god it's so annoying that my phone, when dead, takes like 10-15 minutes of charging before it becomes useable

    I'll help you pass the time :winky:

    Silas Brown on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My wisdom teeth hurt.

    Cinders on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I got RE5 for the 360 for mah birthday a couple of months ago.

    I haven't touched it.

    I tried playing 4 as everyone told me how fun it was, but I kept dying at the beginning so I said fuck it.

    You died playing RE 4 in the beginning?

    Opens word pad titled "People who suck at video games"

    Adds Nocturne to the list

    Washes hands.

    I didn't die but my lame partner died. That game ain't too forgiving on hard.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    How's it going, ProfM?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    god it's so annoying that my phone, when dead, takes like 10-15 minutes of charging before it becomes useable

    I'll help you pass the time :winky:

    *fuckfuckfuckfuck*

    why does it do that anyway

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    How's it going, ProfM?

    i spent a lot of time on the web.

    deviant art is insano.

    Silas Brown on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    were you playing on Pro the first time through

    why would you do that

    can you even do that

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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hello little boys little toys

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Is this the dumbest paragraph ever?
    When I hear the term Kindle I think not of imaginations fired but of crematoria lit. And when I hear the term "hi-tech" I think not of helpful androids efficiently performing household chores or light-speed rockets gliding seamlessly through space but of the fact that between 1933-45, modern technology was used to perform in ever more efficient ways the mass murder of six million of my people. The instruments of so-called progress, placed in the hands of the modern state, disappeared six million Jewish men, women and children, into a void from which they will never return and in which a majority of them remain forever unidentified. This was done in the name of progress by means of technology for the creation of a better world.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is this the dumbest paragraph ever?
    When I hear the term Kindle I think not of imaginations fired but of crematoria lit. And when I hear the term "hi-tech" I think not of helpful androids efficiently performing household chores or light-speed rockets gliding seamlessly through space but of the fact that between 1933-45, modern technology was used to perform in ever more efficient ways the mass murder of six million of my people. The instruments of so-called progress, placed in the hands of the modern state, disappeared six million Jewish men, women and children, into a void from which they will never return and in which a majority of them remain forever unidentified. This was done in the name of progress by means of technology for the creation of a better world.

    Fucking luddites.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is this the dumbest paragraph ever?
    When I hear the term Kindle I think not of imaginations fired but of crematoria lit. And when I hear the term "hi-tech" I think not of helpful androids efficiently performing household chores or light-speed rockets gliding seamlessly through space but of the fact that between 1933-45, modern technology was used to perform in ever more efficient ways the mass murder of six million of my people. The instruments of so-called progress, placed in the hands of the modern state, disappeared six million Jewish men, women and children, into a void from which they will never return and in which a majority of them remain forever unidentified. This was done in the name of progress by means of technology for the creation of a better world.

    it's pretty dumb

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Is this the dumbest paragraph ever?
    When I hear the term Kindle I think not of imaginations fired but of crematoria lit. And when I hear the term "hi-tech" I think not of helpful androids efficiently performing household chores or light-speed rockets gliding seamlessly through space but of the fact that between 1933-45, modern technology was used to perform in ever more efficient ways the mass murder of six million of my people. The instruments of so-called progress, placed in the hands of the modern state, disappeared six million Jewish men, women and children, into a void from which they will never return and in which a majority of them remain forever unidentified. This was done in the name of progress by means of technology for the creation of a better world.

    it started off retarded and progressed to a level of stupidity that's almost artful

    and i don't even like the kindle

    but i will fight tooth and nail for its progression if schmucks like this get ants in their pants over it

    Rust on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    My balls really reek tonight

    Organichu on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    It just doesn't make sense at all.

    Maybe the guy's joking and moves onto a defensible point about the Kindle?

    Nerdgasmic on
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Evening [chat], another night at work for me, sigh.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    It just doesn't make sense at all.

    Maybe the guy's joking and moves onto a defensible point about the Kindle?

    internet

    Rust on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    Organichu on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Fluffy-->> Screw that guy and don't cover him on Saturday.

    Yes, I've begun to change you all.

    Soon you will only communicate to each other through commands.

    Now you have to add me to D&D Adventures, someone has given me a command!
    plus I really want to be in it

    Wash on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    Nonsense. It's totally going in my Organichu fanblog.

    Silas Brown on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I shall crystallize your shame for future generations to behold

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I'm just trying to figure out how you got your nose down there to deduce this.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I only skimmed the rest of it, but I think he compares use of the kindle to book burning.

    I mean, huffpo's not a shining example of perfect journalism, but how does someone like this get to write an article on their site/

    Nerdgasmic on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I'm just trying to figure out how you got your nose down there to deduce this.

    Man, let me tell you something. You get a proper sweaty pair.

    You don't need your nose to be lower than your hair, y'know what I'm sayin'?

    Silas Brown on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Vodka is making my wisdom teeth stop hurting.

    Cinders on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I hope for her sake you shower first before you get your lady to lick them.

    Wash on
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Better question, how do they get someone in on presidential press conferences now?

    Especially given this shining example of their writing caliber.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    When your balls reek this bad you can smell them when sitting indian style

    Organichu on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quick, I need a band name. Go.

    Quid on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Quick, I need a band name. Go.

    Prescott Pharmaceuticals

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I'm just trying to figure out how you got your nose down there to deduce this.

    Man, let me tell you something. You get a proper sweaty pair.

    You don't need your nose to be lower than your hair, y'know what I'm sayin'?

    Touché sir.

    On a second note, I hope to never actually get my balls to the point of fully comprehending this. But if I do, I promise to shout "Moriarty was right!!!!!"

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I hope for her sake you shower first before you get your lady to lick them.

    I shower every day, yeah

    It's just been an absurdly long day

    Ran

    Jiu Jitsu

    Work

    Shopped afterwards (and bumped into a friend and I helped her carry lots of her groceries and it was on the other huge side of the parking lot)

    Then like, ew

    Organichu on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    When your balls reek this bad you can smell them when sitting indian style

    My balls have never smelled that bad. Your balls might be dying, you should probably go see a doctor.

    Cinders on
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Quick, I need a band name. Go.

    Prescott Pharmaceuticals

    Flourescent Armadillo

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My balls really reek tonight

    Interesting.

    I realized a second later no one would actually want to know that so I was going to delete it but

    I was too late

    I'm just trying to figure out how you got your nose down there to deduce this.

    Man, let me tell you something. You get a proper sweaty pair.

    You don't need your nose to be lower than your hair, y'know what I'm sayin'?

    Touché sir.

    On a second note, I hope to never actually get my balls to the point of fully comprehending this. But if I do, I promise to shout "Moriarty was right!!!!!"

    Man, this is like the proudest I've been in a month. That's awful.

    Silas Brown on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Prescott's winning so far. You guys have till he's finished putting it in on the 360.

    Quid on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Quick, I need a band name. Go.

    Prescott Pharmaceuticals

    Flourescent Armadillo

    Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits

    Winky on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Quick, I need a band name. Go.

    Prescott Pharmaceuticals

    Flourescent Armadillo

    Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits

    Winky's Mom (Has Got It Goin' On)

    Silas Brown on
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