I hear organ carries a gun with him to the restroom, just in case Billy the Kid wants a little foreplay.
I was driving my fiancee to work this morning and was behind a pickup that stopped at a four way with stop signs. Across the street is a car and to our left was another truck and no one was going. So, in my best western voice I say "Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff." My fiancee chuckled but didn't understand the concept. Another perfectly good joke lost.
I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.
would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?
I also have one here in support of codpieces
What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...
The naked poop is a god given right.
Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer
I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.
would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?
I also have one here in support of codpieces
What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...
The naked poop is a god given right.
Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer
The newspaper too.
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I've decided that my new insult to replace fuck you is BILLY MAYS!
I've never understood the need to drop your pants all the way to your ankles to take a shit.
would you like to sign my petition to bring back buttflaps?
I also have one here in support of codpieces
What about the naked poop. You know, when you're home alone...
The naked poop is a god given right.
Everyone should poop naked at home. Hell, if I have a monster shit coming that might cause me to sweat, I might preemptively get naked, as to not sully my clothes.
the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer
Oh yes, the drunk naked shit... I find a dark, bitter beer aids in the passing, myself.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.
Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.
srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store
they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.
Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.
So the one bottle of Angostura I could find in NYC was $30.
Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.
srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store
they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.
Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.
I would like to score some peychaud's bitters.
and i still need to pick up vermouth
and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine
have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.
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Shut up! SHUT UP! If only she knew!
Oh god YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!
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yes you can just spread em and let the shower jet take it all away.
bonus points if you are showering with your lady.
Including anything about dicks in your chat title is cheating.
this is actually one of the reasons we don't shower together much anymore
I think she's peed on me only once in the shower
I would rather slit my own throat than sit through that.
the naked poop can only be better when accompanied by a beer
MUDFOOT
i was saving my butt for my one true love
The newspaper too.
Wow. Give my number to your girl so she can give me a call when she inevitably dumps you.
Me?
Something fishy is going on in the world of bitters.
He tells that to all of the boys. But he'll spread cheeks at the drop of a hat.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
did you meet him on a gun forum?
you met him on a gun forum didn't you?
I will send you a set of sounding rods in celebration
beer-drinking-and-newspaper-reading-while-shitting-in-the-shower hicks
srsly i could not find angostura bitters when i went to the liquor store
they did have Fee's orange bitters though, which are pretty good.
i did!
it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)
his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time
i just gotta chip in for ammo
i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.
it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.
Fee's makes a great whiskey barrel bitters that makes a KICKASS manhattan, but their regular old-fashioned aromatic bitters are pretty good -- very cinnamony. The Bitter Truth just got a distributer for America though, so they should be over here in America pretty soon. You can buy them in the states, but they cost like $30 for a very small bottle.
Bring Lube; so at least when he DOES rape you, you can hope he has heart enough to use it and spare you the worst of the pain.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
i have been considering getting a computer installed in my bathroom for that very situation!
i am not really sure how to keep the poop out of the keyboard though.
Yeah there is that.
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Waterproof case on a tablet or slate, with mounting brackets for shower / toilet / etc.
Thats what I would do.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
if it makes you feel better i'll check for subtle clues as to whether he is a person
a tail, for instance
or whether fire comes from his mouth when he belches
You don't pre-Lube?
I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
Type with your hands.
keeping poop out of the keyboard is but a pipe dream
Fancy.
I would like to score some peychaud's bitters.
and i still need to pick up vermouth
and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine
have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.