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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Evening.

    I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
    Me too!

    www.google.com

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Has anyone tried Bakon?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Is it really rape when he knows he's going to get raped but voluntarily goes anyway?

    i only suspect a rape

    i'm trying not to be bigoted and assume it will happen

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What the hell is even a bitter.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    also pods because i don't have vermouth i have been making my "manhattans" with rye or bourbon, lillet and orange bitters. i also made some brandied cherries, so I use one of those too.

    not exactly a manhattan but honestly a pretty great drink.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Is it really rape when he knows he's going to get raped but voluntarily goes anyway?

    i only suspect a rape

    i'm trying not to be bigoted and assume it will happen

    You should still pre-Lube.

    Also, take bathroom breaks every half hour or so to re-apply for maximum security.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man, three days with no booze during the week has made me realize that I may have been a functioning alcoholic. Things are a lot easier to deal with when I don't have a migrane until two.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i get raped by this guy from the internet tomorrow i'm going to be really upset

    i was saving my butt for my one true love

    did you meet him on a gun forum?

    you met him on a gun forum didn't you?

    i did!

    it ought to be fun (again, presuming he doesn't rape me)

    his collection of weapons is prodigious, and some are expensive enough that i'll never own 'em so it should be a good time

    i just gotta chip in for ammo

    i am sorry but, present company excepted, i have a hard time seeing gun afficianados as people, really.

    it just wigs me out, getting together to compare weapons and shoot them.

    if it makes you feel better i'll check for subtle clues as to whether he is a person

    a tail, for instance

    or whether fire comes from his mouth when he belches
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the hell is even a bitter.
    Hi, I don't think we've met...?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the hell is even a bitter.

    Bitters is good hangover cure.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Evening.

    I found the handiest site today: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
    Me too!

    www.google.com

    I had no idea mine existed. It is helpful for browsing from work because the filter has taken to just silently refusing to load pages.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    would like to score some peychaud's bitters.

    and i still need to pick up vermouth

    and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine

    have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.

    Good luck with the peychaud's bitters. I had to venture deep into Queen's to pick up mine at some caribbean spice market. It's totally worth it, though -- the sazerac is my favorite cocktail at the moment. Thomas Handy 129 proof rye is the best - THE BEST -- for it by far. For vermouth, if you're sticking to the basics, go Noilly Prat for dry and Martini or Cinzano for sweet. St. Germaine should be pretty widely distributed, I don't think I've had a problem finding it in NYC. I have not tried absolut boston vodka because I do not try vodkas. I like my vodka to be gin.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the hell is even a bitter.

    herbs and bark and shit dissolved into some kind of alcohol base. I think it qualifies as a "tincture." a few drops are used to flavor various cocktails.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    I like my vodka to be gin.

    And just like that, Podly becomes one of my favorite posters.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    also pods because i don't have vermouth i have been making my "manhattans" with rye or bourbon, lillet and orange bitters. i also made some brandied cherries, so I use one of those too.

    not exactly a manhattan but honestly a pretty great drink.

    that's almost a corpse reviver no #2 that substitutes gin with rye. Sounds tasty -- the CR#2 is one of my favorites.

    edit* also, nice job on the brandied cherries. I've been serving my homemade marschino cherries at the bar, and they've been quite a success.

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    CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What the hell is even a bitter.

    Bitters is good hangover cure.

    We are very good at making bitters in Denmark. "Gammel Dansk" is quite famous.

    Shame it's so fucking disgusting.

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    i hate customer service i hate customer service i hate customer service i hate customer service

    even when everything goes well and the rep is super-helpful i spend the entire day kicking myself because my voice sounded stupid or i made a slip of the tongue

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Trying to help a friend of mine study in the United States is frustrating

    Canada not so much

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    would like to score some peychaud's bitters.

    and i still need to pick up vermouth

    and it would be nice if i could chase down some st germaine

    have you tried that absolut boston vodka? it's actually kind of nice (elderflower and black tea flavored) but i would have no idea how to mix it.

    Good luck with the peychaud's bitters. I had to venture deep into Queen's to pick up mine at some caribbean spice market. It's totally worth it, though -- the sazerac is my favorite cocktail at the moment. Thomas Handy 129 proof rye is the best - THE BEST -- for it by far. For vermouth, if you're sticking to the basics, go Noilly Prat for dry and Martini or Cinzano for sweet. St. Germaine should be pretty widely distributed, I don't think I've had a problem finding it in NYC. I have not tried absolut boston vodka because I do not try vodkas. I like my vodka to be gin.

    i am also not a fan of vodka, but i did try that at a bar one night while drunk and was pleasantly surprised.

    i wonder if i can mail-order peychauds?

    i also need to find a properly fancy liquor store. the sav-mor across the street from my house has a surprisingly good selection for what looks like a scary industrial-sector dive but they were out of st germaine and only had two kinds of rye.

    they did have lillet rouge (which i didn't pick up) and chartreuse (which was wicked expensive) though. also some kind of coca leaf liquor that i was intruiged by but opted against.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    woohoo! books have arrived!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey do you guys know any accredited institutions that offer online physics classes?

    If it comes up a blank I will toss it in H/A

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Hey do you guys know any accredited institutions that offer online physics classes?

    If it comes up a blank I will toss it in H/A

    For credit or just for general study?

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Hey do you guys know any accredited institutions that offer online physics classes?

    If it comes up a blank I will toss it in H/A

    Not in the US, but there's always:

    http://www.open.ac.uk/

    If it's distance learning it doesn't really matter much where they're located.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?

    are asian dudes sampled in the determination of "average"?

    I am just asking is all

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?

    I'd still suck it if I were gay.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?

    Maybe it's average and your depth perception is just off

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gotta get yourself some chartreuse, boy. It's awesome. I'm gonna make myself a final ward with lemon juice, 80 proof maraschino liqueur, 129 proof rye, and 130 proof chartreuse.

    Get properly fucked up.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?

    Maybe it's average and your depth perception is just off
    It's actually huge. What do you think happened to his eye?

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Hey do you guys know any accredited institutions that offer online physics classes?

    If it comes up a blank I will toss it in H/A

    Athabasca University is an accredited correspondence University in Canada. I'm sure they've got online courses.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    woohoo! books have arrived!

    What kind of books?

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?
    I am not quite sure where my dong falls on average, but I have never had complaints, and in fact have had some genuine compliments.

    Of course, I have heard from more then a few women that big dongers are NOT welcome most of the time. Friend of mine told me about a guy she got naked with, found out he had a 20 oz. coke bottle in his pants, then proceeded to half heartedly give him a handjob and send him on his way.

    Glad I don't have a mutant cock.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I should have clarified- for credit

    I know I will havet o pay monies, but I need to re do physics

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Gotta get yourself some chartreuse, boy. It's awesome. I'm gonna make myself a final ward with lemon juice, 80 proof maraschino liqueur, 129 proof rye, and 130 proof chartreuse.

    Get properly fucked up.

    what does chartreuse taste like? is it basically just an herbal pastis? because I already have absenthe

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    if I had a monster cock I would just casually wear really tight slacks to work

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    woohoo! books have arrived!

    What kind of books?

    S. E. Nielsen et al. 2008. Understanding Video Games: The Essential Introduction London: Routledge, and E. J. Aarseth 1997. Cybertext: Perspectives On Ergodic Literatire London: The John Hopkins Press.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i feel the need to clarify

    my dong isn't small

    it's on the small side of average

    okay?
    I am not quite sure where my dong falls on average, but I have never had complaints, and in fact have had some genuine compliments.

    Of course, I have heard from more then a few women that big dongers are NOT welcome most of the time. Friend of mine told me about a guy she got naked with, found out he had a 20 oz. coke bottle in his pants, then proceeded to half heartedly give him a handjob and send him on his way.

    Glad I don't have a mutant cock.

    Yeah honestly the monster dick guys outside of porn are just going to cause some pain. I mean its hard enough to talk a girl into anal, trying to do that with a frankenpenis must be a herculean effort.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what does chartreuse taste like? is it basically just an herbal pastis? because I already have absenthe

    chartreuse is pretty nasty

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I should have clarified- for credit

    I know I will havet o pay monies, but I need to re do physics

    Athabasca is accredited and you receive University credit. It's accredited by the AUCC, so maybe you need something American? There has to be some sort of correspondence option in the US, no? Have you gone to any other University/College previously? Look to find out if they have Distance Learning or online versions of their courses (or do this for any local University).

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILHyD_LU758

    I will never stop loving this clip.

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