I loved my job when I was working as a dishwasher, it felt good to actually see the results of my work.
It was also very frustrating knowing that some things just had to remain dirty because we didn't have time. I cleaned the dishes and everything else I had to clean as best as I could but those walls would get sticky with grease and dust that just built up over the years. I just didn't have enough time.
The air was bad enough that the glasses and plates we had sitting out would get that grime on them themselves if we didn't use them enough, and the only way to clean it off was to scrub them by hand. I learned early on to do this over the trash can incase I dropped something.
I also learned that you could use 409 on nearly everything, comet is a god send but nothing works better than soap and water.
I had heartburn so I took some Peptobismol tablets. It more had the mentos/coke effect, but in my digestive tract. I missed the hell out of the toilet.
Kinda awful seeing spots you forgot to clean a couple of days later.
my favorite instance of drunken hijinks was neville's birthday
everyone got destroyed that night
i was drunk and high out of my mind and helped keep a cat together all night until like 4
i fell asleep and got woke up by neville
he needed my help immediately. our one roommate from ohio walked to his doorway, dropped his pants and neville looked on, dazed and confused
and started pissing all over his floor
after cleaning up two literal buckets full of puke that night, i was so goddamn tired but it had to be done. we had to take care of that piss that started in the hallway and ended on nevs' floor
it was a good thing neville got a shamwow for his birthday
i think our only response the following that morning after was "what the fuck happened"
I have, however, thrown up. It's harder to drink once you pass the age of 23-24, certainly. Also, I was stupid and hadn't eaten anything all afternoon/evening and didn't drink enough water
fari may i suggest that you might be drinking too hard
:O
how is that possible!
i've never pissed myself either although one time i nearly pissed on a dude i know
i was taking a leak in a bar bathroom and he comes in and does his thing next to me and makes conversation and at one point my reply involved turning towards him while still pissing
i've never pissed myself either although one time i nearly pissed on a dude i know
i was taking a leak in a bar bathroom and he comes in and does his thing next to me and makes conversation and at one point my reply involved turning towards him while still pissing
whoops
Don't cross the streams! :x
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
you're defeating the purpose of drinking if you stop having a good time while drinking
puking is not good times
pissing things that people don't want you to piss on is not good times
blacking out is not good times
puking is not good times
pissing on things is potentially hilarious, like public urination and cops
blacking out is neutral times, you might not remember having good times
and then be shown video footage of said good times months later
and when drinking starts i am suddenly making pockets and winning rounds of drinks
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edited February 2010
gonna steamclean the carpet in the morn as it is smelling as the family dogs now
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
i'll probably be coming back to this thread all tomorrow as I make the rounds in my apartment
with questions
questions like "how do you clean up a ground-in poo from a ceiling fan"
and "what is a sponge"
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
Dunno about you guys, but when I finally get my own house, the bathroom will be designed to be pressure-cleaned. As in, remove towels and toilet roll, spray detergent all over everything with a pump-pack, then bring in the pressure cleaner and blast that shit.
10 minutes, once a week.
Fucking done.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
Raneados - get this and this and never have a cleaning-related question again.
Edit: Amy got those as part of her 10 year anniversary present last year. Believe it or not, she actually asked for them. I really should marry that girl one day...
This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.
My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.
Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.
This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.
My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.
Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.
Fucking hoarder artist types.
What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.
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This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.
My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.
Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.
Fucking hoarder artist types.
What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.
I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can do it.
This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.
My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.
Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.
Fucking hoarder artist types.
What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.
I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can do it.
That's nowhere near enough to build a proper mind control device.
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It was also very frustrating knowing that some things just had to remain dirty because we didn't have time. I cleaned the dishes and everything else I had to clean as best as I could but those walls would get sticky with grease and dust that just built up over the years. I just didn't have enough time.
The air was bad enough that the glasses and plates we had sitting out would get that grime on them themselves if we didn't use them enough, and the only way to clean it off was to scrub them by hand. I learned early on to do this over the trash can incase I dropped something.
I also learned that you could use 409 on nearly everything, comet is a god send but nothing works better than soap and water.
or so she claims
the one that makes everything smell bad and makes you vomit on a cat outside
oh wait that's every time
i've gotten blackout drunk many times and didn't throw up
what is with you people
Kinda awful seeing spots you forgot to clean a couple of days later.
everyone got destroyed that night
i was drunk and high out of my mind and helped keep a cat together all night until like 4
i fell asleep and got woke up by neville
he needed my help immediately. our one roommate from ohio walked to his doorway, dropped his pants and neville looked on, dazed and confused
and started pissing all over his floor
after cleaning up two literal buckets full of puke that night, i was so goddamn tired but it had to be done. we had to take care of that piss that started in the hallway and ended on nevs' floor
it was a good thing neville got a shamwow for his birthday
i think our only response the following that morning after was "what the fuck happened"
and "ryan is banned from drinking in this house"
's
couch
I have, however, thrown up. It's harder to drink once you pass the age of 23-24, certainly. Also, I was stupid and hadn't eaten anything all afternoon/evening and didn't drink enough water
:O
how is that possible!
i've never pissed myself either although one time i nearly pissed on a dude i know
i was taking a leak in a bar bathroom and he comes in and does his thing next to me and makes conversation and at one point my reply involved turning towards him while still pissing
whoops
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puking is not good times
pissing things that people don't want you to piss on is not good times
blacking out is not good times
why are you all silly gooses
pissing on things is potentially hilarious, like public urination and cops
blacking out is neutral times, you might not remember having good times
and then be shown video footage of said good times months later
:O
either people couldn't hold their liquor or excessively smoked weed
i smoked the hell out of weed, but i didn't ever let it get in the way of doing our dishes or make it awkward for company coming to my place
seriously i am so fucking awful when i'm sober
and when drinking starts i am suddenly making pockets and winning rounds of drinks
with questions
questions like "how do you clean up a ground-in poo from a ceiling fan"
and "what is a sponge"
10 minutes, once a week.
Fucking done.
Edit: Amy got those as part of her 10 year anniversary present last year. Believe it or not, she actually asked for them. I really should marry that girl one day...
Much easier sexytimes.
I saw Shaq's bathroom on Cribs and nearly shat myself.
It's bigger than my apartment. And much nicer.
use bleach
or
don't poo on things
always trying to change me
get a sub-$20 hose shower head
and have sexy times
having it on my lap is so plebeian
weaver i meant like in terms of room to move around
Actually the main author Shannon Lush is very anti-chemical. Clean your shower with cloves and shit.
8-)
Swivelling laptop shelf that comes out from the wall next to the shitter. Make it yourself, $40 worth of shit from the hardware store.
gotta get that shit vintage
authentic 1880's rosewood engraved letterwriting-on-the-shitter table
this is living
looks okay
i'll do a touch up after my shower tomorrow
This is an improvement from when I was little and had to organize an expedition into its depths to find anything.
My sisters room is like that. At times you literally cannot see the floor. To walk in there is fraught with danger, both to your ankles and to the various things you can hear and feel breaking underfoot.
Thing is, she's 29 this year... And she also has a caravan packed to the roof with crap.
Fucking hoarder artist types.
What you have to do is get her to clean it up once. The realization that it's normal to see your floor and that it's kind of nice is like unraveling the fabric of the universe and observing its naked truth.
I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can do it.
That's nowhere near enough to build a proper mind control device.
Especially the OP
Cleanliness is close to Godliness.