The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Okay, so I really shouldn't be allowed near money when I'm high. I bought caffeine pills for whatever reason, took them, and they didn't kick in till like an hour ago and now I'm super energetic at four fucking am.
Okay, so I really shouldn't be allowed near money when I'm high. I bought caffeine pills for whatever reason, took them, and they didn't kick in till like an hour ago and now I'm super energetic at four fucking am.
I, too, have bought shit I didn't need while high
My solution is to buy so much weed that I don't have money for anything else, and on the offchance that I do have money left over, I buy food and drinks to quench the cottonmouth and kill the munchies
It was an informal invite, we were at a party and I was saying something about "Oh your wedding is going to be fantastic, you'll have to show us the video sometime afterwards"
And she was all "Dude, you're coming to the wedding. Didn't I tell you?"
No, she did not. But I guess that explains the 'not invited to the reception' thing.
Doesn't change the fact I'm disappointed about the fact I will not be there.
this makes me curious. do they expect a wedding present from you and the others not invited to their reception? because i always took it as a give-and-take sort of thing. they feed you, and usually provide drinks of some sort, music, dancing and a good time is had, and you buy them a nice wedding present.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
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okay you can't have someone at the wedding and not invite them to the reception
Okay, so I really shouldn't be allowed near money when I'm high. I bought caffeine pills for whatever reason, took them, and they didn't kick in till like an hour ago and now I'm super energetic at four fucking am.
I, too, have bought shit I didn't need while high
My solution is to buy so much weed that I don't have money for anything else, and on the offchance that I do have money left over, I buy food and drinks to quench the cottonmouth and kill the munchies
I think the logic went: Problem--I want to work out, but I am high
Solution--buy caffeine pills and do both?!
Actual Result--Sleepy for four hours but unable to sleep
I thought you got people wedding presents to celebrate them getting married, not so they would owe you one (1) reception.
and i thought that you invited people to the wedding/reception to have a good time and share the occasion with them, not save money by not inviting them to the reception and still expect a present.
i have known people who do this sort of thing trying to grab presents from people, but they don't want to actually have a celebration with the people they are asking things of at least.
it seems very mean and petty to invite someone to the wedding, accept a present, and not invite them to the reception.
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Okay, so I really shouldn't be allowed near money when I'm high. I bought caffeine pills for whatever reason, took them, and they didn't kick in till like an hour ago and now I'm super energetic at four fucking am.
I, too, have bought shit I didn't need while high
My solution is to buy so much weed that I don't have money for anything else, and on the offchance that I do have money left over, I buy food and drinks to quench the cottonmouth and kill the munchies
I think the logic went: Problem--I want to work out, but I am high
Solution--buy caffeine pills and do both?!
Actual Result--Sleepy for four hours but unable to sleep
I feel sorry for you man, almost as sorry as I feel for myself
I smoked reggies and now have a mean-ass reggie headache
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited February 2010
i have never heard of a reggie headache
i assume reggies = regs
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the ProfessorPONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CAREPONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered Userregular
i have never gotten that and i smoked 99% mids/regs
i have seriously never even heard of such a thing
from anyone
on the internet, in person, anywhere
buy someone else's weed
because yours might have rat poison in it?
I buy other weed and it doesn't give me headaches but the reggies are cheap and have very little seedage. it may have shit in it, but my dealer smokes his stash errday so...
Hey guys, what kind of gift should I bring to a baby shower?
is she registered anyplace? generally you'd give things such as baby clothing, a baby bathtub, diapers, bottles, a baby monitor, general stuff that they will need plenty of while raising a baby.
it is best to try not to get doubles of some things though, like bathtubs and baby monitors, so maybe just put together a giftbox with some bottles, diapers, and an outfit or two.
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Contemplate this while I sleep
Man how can you not enjoy it? It must be vastly different for Germany I guess, because every girl I know enjoyed it
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Contemplate this while I sleep
Man how can you not enjoy it? It must be vastly different for Germany I guess, because every girl I know enjoyed it
giving not getting
it might surprise you to know that a lot of girls do not like giving BJs
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
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Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Contemplate this while I sleep
Man how can you not enjoy it? It must be vastly different for Germany I guess, because every girl I know enjoyed it
counts for guys too, there are dudes all 'icky'
also: some of the girls may have been acting as though they enjoyed giving oral because they know a guy loves when a girl seems eager to swallow his dong, and they liked seeing you happy. (not saying they all did, some people love nibbling knob)
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the ProfessorPONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CAREPONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered Userregular
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Contemplate this while I sleep
Man how can you not enjoy it? It must be vastly different for Germany I guess, because every girl I know enjoyed it
giving not getting
it might surprise you to know that a lot of girls do not like giving BJs
Funny, because all of my homosexual male friends speak volumes on their enjoyment of turgid man-meat filling their mouths with their flavor, throbbing delicately upon one's tongue, the musky aroma teasing one's nose
they elaborate lovingly on the joy of one's mouth being filled with creamy seed
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Contemplate this while I sleep
Man how can you not enjoy it? It must be vastly different for Germany I guess, because every girl I know enjoyed it
giving not getting
it might surprise you to know that a lot of girls do not like giving BJs
I was talking about girls giving! There has never been one instance where I really even had to ask about it or something, it was always part of the normal foreplay or after-sex cuddling
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How does your county stack up?
The question is whether or not one enjoys giving oral sex
Incidentally, that one dark spot in southeast Iowa is exactly where I live. 50% of my city's population is under 24 (30% is 18-24), so I guess that makes sense that there'd be a lot of oral sexing.
Contemplate this while I sleep
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do you have a chart of counties based on who is terified by that dog's eyes
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I shouldve studied the oral sex chart for longer
...although i guess "don't like it" and "dont do it" aren't the same thing
Southern California is a shining example of moral standards
i beg to differ
One man with a mission.. and a dick
I, too, have bought shit I didn't need while high
My solution is to buy so much weed that I don't have money for anything else, and on the offchance that I do have money left over, I buy food and drinks to quench the cottonmouth and kill the munchies
this makes me curious. do they expect a wedding present from you and the others not invited to their reception? because i always took it as a give-and-take sort of thing. they feed you, and usually provide drinks of some sort, music, dancing and a good time is had, and you buy them a nice wedding present.
you just can't do that
if a kid doesn't invite you to his birthday party do you get him a present
answer: fuck no
I think the logic went: Problem--I want to work out, but I am high
Solution--buy caffeine pills and do both?!
Actual Result--Sleepy for four hours but unable to sleep
and i thought that you invited people to the wedding/reception to have a good time and share the occasion with them, not save money by not inviting them to the reception and still expect a present.
i have known people who do this sort of thing trying to grab presents from people, but they don't want to actually have a celebration with the people they are asking things of at least.
it seems very mean and petty to invite someone to the wedding, accept a present, and not invite them to the reception.
I feel sorry for you man, almost as sorry as I feel for myself
I smoked reggies and now have a mean-ass reggie headache
i assume reggies = regs
yes
that's what my friends call the dull pounding headache you get after smoking regs or mids
it is hitting me full force right now
i have seriously never even heard of such a thing
from anyone
on the internet, in person, anywhere
buy someone else's weed
because yours might have rat poison in it?
I buy other weed and it doesn't give me headaches but the reggies are cheap and have very little seedage. it may have shit in it, but my dealer smokes his stash errday so...
good advice, nonetheless
when they open the door you raise your hands and forearms while keeping your elbows at your sides, then you flop your wrists around
you tilt you head back and slightly loll it to the right and scream "baby showerrrrrrr" in a really effeminate voice
you're welcome
is she registered anyplace? generally you'd give things such as baby clothing, a baby bathtub, diapers, bottles, a baby monitor, general stuff that they will need plenty of while raising a baby.
it is best to try not to get doubles of some things though, like bathtubs and baby monitors, so maybe just put together a giftbox with some bottles, diapers, and an outfit or two.
giving not getting
it might surprise you to know that a lot of girls do not like giving BJs
So I just have to act natural, got it.
counts for guys too, there are dudes all 'icky'
also: some of the girls may have been acting as though they enjoyed giving oral because they know a guy loves when a girl seems eager to swallow his dong, and they liked seeing you happy. (not saying they all did, some people love nibbling knob)
Funny, because all of my homosexual male friends speak volumes on their enjoyment of turgid man-meat filling their mouths with their flavor, throbbing delicately upon one's tongue, the musky aroma teasing one's nose
they elaborate lovingly on the joy of one's mouth being filled with creamy seed
they must know something these girls don't
A lot of the red could be down to dudes too
Well hey I am way, way too late
that's not mud
>:|
my dick's hard already!