if I was an asian lady and someone gave me 1000 paper cranes that weren't made out of 1 dollar bills I would bang your best friend just to teach you a lesson
So it's weird. Crysis Warhead is supposed to be more forgiving on system requirements than the original Crysis.
But the original Crysis runs great on my computer while Warhead runs kind of like ass. Which is unfortunate, because I really want to run around with dual sub-machine guns and basically be as close to a Jason Statham RPG as I'll ever be.
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that lesson is:
don't be cheap and give me money
but then I can't spread the bills out on the bed and swim through them
Also didn't you make a thread about 'nailing bitches' a few days ago? Is this the bitch you're trying nail? Or is it some other bitches?
meiz thread
see I prefer banging broads
they got more range
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But the original Crysis runs great on my computer while Warhead runs kind of like ass. Which is unfortunate, because I really want to run around with dual sub-machine guns and basically be as close to a Jason Statham RPG as I'll ever be.
Stallone RPG is for men
And people with speech impediments.
real men don't talk so good
you ruined it for me shoe
i pray i'm not too late
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHQsEGIxJh4
Nicely done.
Seriously, that is fantastic.
Fucking fantastic.
There's a bunch more.
Seriously, a BUNCH MORE.
That is a fantastic awesome report.
I got up to 38347 before bursting out into uncontrollable laughter in the middle of my class. That is an amazing thread.
make a thread about it
in fact, I had sex with her just recently
excuse me while I pen several volumes detailing it
it'll be in bookstores everywhere soon, but the movie adaptation will miss a lot of the subtlety
let me ghost write that shit
yeah but is she asian