El Mucho! Come to my rescue! It's totally obvious that Sil dove just to get me a fowl!
Ahjhhhhh
My ankle! She is shattered into a million shards of agony!!
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edited June 2010
man the rules are pretty simple
If you're going to post, you have to do it timely.
If you can't post timely, maybe you just shouldn't be posting.
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oh damn nice catch bad-beat
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El Mucho! Come to my rescue! It's totally obvious that Sil dove just to get me a fowl!
FOUL
we aren't hunting poultry, dru.
thank you spelling Hitler
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edited June 2010
poland get out
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dru's wanton use of fowl in place of foul is worth a yellow card at least
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edited June 2010
druhim is racking up a technicolor dreamcoat in this thread
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It was a penalty, but it was a mistake to send him off, they might get it reversed on appeal. He'd kicked the ball miles away, and was never going to score from that chance, so it should have been a yellow. It's only a goal scoring opportunity if you have control of the ball and are heading towards the goal, which he wasn't.
yeah that would definitely be a yellow for flopping, good eye
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
Okay, the rules are:
* Serious foul play
* Violent conduct
* Use of abusive language and/or gestures
* Spitting at an opponent or any other person
* Denying the opposing team a goal or an obvious goalscoring opportunity by deliberately handling the ball (this does not apply to a goalkeeper inside his/her own penalty area)
* Denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player’s goal by an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick (known as a professional foul)
* Receiving a second caution (yellow card) in the same match
Where did that lie, because I didn't quite get it.
Was it a professional foul?
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edited June 2010
Magic water heals all world cup players from injuries within seconds.
* Denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player’s goal by an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick (known as a professional foul)
more or less
he was technically moving back, but around the last defender for a simple tap in
* Serious foul play
* Violent conduct
* Use of abusive language and/or gestures
* Spitting at an opponent or any other person
* Denying the opposing team a goal or an obvious goalscoring opportunity by deliberately handling the ball (this does not apply to a goalkeeper inside his/her own penalty area)
* Denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player’s goal by an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick (known as a professional foul)
* Receiving a second caution (yellow card) in the same match
Where did that lie, because I didn't quite get it.
Was it a professional foul?
Yes
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
I guess
I thought it was a yellow, because the opportunity didn't seem obvious to me
That and I don't recall the last time I saw a goalie red carded
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I don't know enough about soccer to argue, but if the tip of one toe barely touching the tip of another toe followed by a dive is worth a red card, then this game needs better rules
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Ahjhhhhh
My ankle! She is shattered into a million shards of agony!!
If you're going to post, you have to do it timely.
If you can't post timely, maybe you just shouldn't be posting.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
FOUL
we aren't hunting poultry, dru.
You're such a faker! 30 seconds later and you're posting as if nothing happened!
wonderfull
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
thank you spelling Hitler
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Ref! did you see that!
He hit me!
And he hit all my children. Who are all orphans. With Aids. And CAncer.
and one leg.
spelling über alles!
(is it wrong that I know the alt code for ü off by heart?)
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
For example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKmkq5L1vsY
Only a yellow because he kicked it away from himself and the goal at the last second.
100% cast iron penalty though.
reserve keeper looks like a swell dude
deserves a game before SA go out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgRIIN-6I0&NR=1
Origin: theRealElMucho
What the fuck was that red card on the keeper?
An awful call.
Origin: theRealElMucho
yeah that would definitely be a yellow for flopping, good eye
Where did that lie, because I didn't quite get it.
Was it a professional foul?
more or less
he was technically moving back, but around the last defender for a simple tap in
I thought it was a yellow, because the opportunity didn't seem obvious to me
That and I don't recall the last time I saw a goalie red carded
I don't know enough about soccer to argue, but if the tip of one toe barely touching the tip of another toe followed by a dive is worth a red card, then this game needs better rules
you really don't know enough to argue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iufnlu5842w
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
hooray for priorities
Foul or not the follow-up dive was in and of itself card-worthy
Is that also part of the rules?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3Vo9gc9N4
Giant goddamn animation but I love it: http://i46.tinypic.com/33be4jd.jpg
who knows why they did that
i guess they were sort of giving up