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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the real question is

    when is the president and CEO

    also a customer

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    What exactly would a non traditionally beautiful woman even be? Beauty is one of those things thats hella hella subjective. Aside from Shay Laren.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hahah there's an advertisement on facebook for the national guard that has a gunship flying away from a wall of fire.

    Because that's exactly what it's gonna be like to be in the national guard.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    Look at Syndalis name dropping the shit out of his bank statement, high five buddy. We need more successful motherfuckers on here, I'm starting my own business at the moment and I hope to hell it gets me Oprah rich.

    I have made a sculpture. I am successfullest.

    Also, today I made meatballs. They were also successful.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.

    I just got a good movie idea.

    The Duck Centipede

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    I am extremely into non-traditionally beautiful women.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    I posit that "non-traditionally beautiful" is a false concept

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    What is the difference between a President and a CEO?

    Sometimes they are interchangeable (CEO stands for Chief Executive Officer). I can't think of when they wouldn't be, but I'm sure there are reasons.

    the president has no obligation to sit on the board, whereas all C-levels do. The board interfaces with the shareholders, who ultimately (should) dictate the direction of the firm with the guidance and wisdom for the executives, and the CEO gives the marching orders to the president.

    Ahh I see, in my company our president is our CEO, but we don't have a board made up of stock holders but elected reps from our memembership.

    right; the board SHOULD be employees, who hold stock. The COO, CTO, CEO, CFO, etc.

    The shareholders come to shareholder meetings and address their wishes for the firm / vote on pressing issues.

    Public companies are a pain in the ass to deal with, IMO; I prefer private business. Less red tape, more freeform, more fun.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?

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    EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Of course. I write out a three paragraph IM, and he goes quiet for a few minutes before saying "brb phone." TWENTY MINUTES, DUDE.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    sooooo

    where are President and CEO relative to each-other in a company hierarchy?

    The President reports to the CEO.

    Oky! :D

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    What exactly would a non traditionally beautiful woman even be? Beauty is one of those things thats hella hella subjective. Aside from Shay Laren.

    One example used was Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer

    Of course, Zooey Deschanel is extremely beautiful by any standard, but she's unconventional and a bit off-beat and quirky by Hollywood metrics, so it works in the context of the film.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    I am extremely into non-traditionally beautiful women.

    we all know of your love of transexuals.

    Jokerman on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I need to remember this so I can use it next time I am at a bar.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    If you need help hatching a scheme to steal her from him I'll help.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goddamn, that ass is round enough to calculate pi to the 5 digit I mean GOT. DAAYYYYYYYUM GURL.

    Gonna get all up in that like Archimedes.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    arivia are you frosteey?

    nope!

    I thought not

    but it's wierd

    frosteey had rotating anime sig/avs too

    and atleast some of the same as you

    mysterious!

    I stole frosteey's sig after he stole one of my avatars.

    It's like metatextual group sex.

    Actually, the group sex part is kinda redundant.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?

    For eating their eggs.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    What exactly would a non traditionally beautiful woman even be? Beauty is one of those things thats hella hella subjective. Aside from Shay Laren.

    One example used was Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer

    Of course, Zooey Deschanel is extremely beautiful by any standard, but she's unconventional and a bit off-beat and quirky by Hollywood metrics, so it works in the context of the film.

    I would guess what they really mean, but would never actually admit to, is "not sororiety blonde"

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.

    I just got a good movie idea.

    The Duck Centipede
    That would be a romantic comedy instead of a horror movie though.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    I posit that "non-traditionally beautiful" is a false concept

    worse

    it's a social construct

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    What exactly would a non traditionally beautiful woman even be? Beauty is one of those things thats hella hella subjective. Aside from Shay Laren.

    One example used was Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer

    Of course, Zooey Deschanel is extremely beautiful by any standard, but she's unconventional and a bit off-beat and quirky by Hollywood metrics, so it works in the context of the film.

    This is silly. Being slightly outside the norm of Hollywood's standards sounds meaningless to me.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Look at Syndalis name dropping the shit out of his bank statement, high five buddy. We need more successful motherfuckers on here, I'm starting my own business at the moment and I hope to hell it gets me Oprah rich.

    I have made a sculpture. I am successfullest.

    Also, today I made meatballs. They were also successful.

    O.k you win on productivity in relation to success for the day, mine is more waiting for the slightly longer term and Syndalis has already reaped what he sewed, and is waiting to reap more. I'll give you this one Honk.... this time.....

    Also, love the fact that you made Meatballs, this is when we find out you're the owner of Ikea right?

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I need to remember this so I can use it next time I am at a bar.

    I feel like you can find a way to hit on dumb bitches without making yourself sound that retarded.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?
    Yep, we got a male and three female ducklings last week, to keep as pets/for eggs.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    syndalis, you are a rich and powerful businessman

    i need your help

    i need you to command your subordinates to learn how to fucking write and then disseminate that imperative to other businesses so that they stop saying "with regard to" and "as concerns" and "with respect to" and "for the purpose of" instead of just using a two letter preposition.

    Evil Multifarious on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I need to remember this so I can use it next time I am at a bar.

    "So, baby, has anyone ever told you that your sexuality is a mental abstraction?"
    *smack*
    "No, that's meant to be a good thing! It's like your beauty is a platonic form, never instantiated.."
    *smack*
    "No! It's not instantiated because instantiations are flawed, and you are an instantiation.."
    *Kick*
    "Ok, fine. Ignore everything I said. I hate books and think your ass hot. May I touch your boob?"
    *swoon*

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My previous plan to get rich was to do what all the rich people I knew had done:

    1. Be an engineer or geologist or something like that.

    2. Work in petroleum

    3. Make a company

    4. Work that company up to a decent yearly profit

    5. Sell it

    6. make it rain

    meeting a dude who'd just pocketed the equivalent of 61 million USD left an impression on me

    however as I won't be going into engineering after all my new plan is

    A. Steal people's money legally

    B. Steal people's money illegally

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    What exactly would a non traditionally beautiful woman even be? Beauty is one of those things thats hella hella subjective. Aside from Shay Laren.

    One example used was Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer

    Of course, Zooey Deschanel is extremely beautiful by any standard, but she's unconventional and a bit off-beat and quirky by Hollywood metrics, so it works in the context of the film.

    I would guess what they really mean, but would never actually admit to, is "not sororiety blonde"

    p much

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    i feel like you're overthinking this and maybe trying to rationalize uppercutting yourself with a raging boner

    Evil Multifarious on
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead

    "She has a clever fashion sense" will make you sound like you're way less full of shit.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    The ducks have a new favorite game. It's called "get put in the bathtub to swim, poop, then dive for and eat the poop". I'm thoroughly grossed out.
    You have ducks?
    Yep, we got a male and three female ducklings last week, to keep as pets/for eggs.
    Awwwww, duckies!

    Pics, or it didn't happen.

    Thanatos on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goddamn, that ass is round enough to calculate pi to the 5 digit I mean GOT. DAAYYYYYYYUM GURL.

    Gonna get all up in that like Archimedes.

    There be a whole lotta booty on that Pirate Ship baby!

    Damn I wanna get my hands on your gold bullions.

    Johannen on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I read an interesting paper about the idea that the ultimate woman, for a certain type of man, is the sort of woman who is non-traditionally beautiful, so that the man can reap the rewards of having a beautiful woman but also the benefits of being the only one who goes for this woman. "I'm the only one who sees how beautiful you are", sort of thing.

    Not sure if I believe it but its interesting.

    I am extremely into non-traditionally beautiful women.

    we all know of your love of transexuals.

    It's all the best parts of a woman and all the best parts of a man all rolled into one!

    Because ultimately all the best parts of a man are the genitals.

    Winky on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    woah woah woah

    just saw a picture of my buddy's more-or-less girlfriend

    she is mind-meltingly hot

    like I think I would start stuttering if I were introduced to her, or I might just cower from her over sexuality

    jaysus mary and joseph!

    it must be because he's in a band

    and he's probably too stupid to actually recognize how intellectual her sexuality is

    "how intellectual her sexuality is"

    hahahahahaha

    I know it sounds pretentious and trite

    but this chick is hitting all sorts of BDSM and gender-transgressive notes in her fashion

    and has all sorts of allusions to famous photographers and designers in her photos

    and he's a good programmer but is basically a goth version of bevis and/or butthead
    So she's a run of the mill scenester.

    matt has a problem on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Being an engineer means you get rich right.

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