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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    seniority rights?

    I mean I don't actually see anything unusual about what I posted, but whatever. Keep it a good place for everyone and all of that.

    Arivia on
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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    David H Koch is a libertarian lunatic who helps fund PBS' Nova

    a life of contradictions

    there's also pretty substantial evidence that koch industries were primarily responsible for creating the tea party movement

    which, oddly enough, you haven't heard much from since the oilpocalypse in the gulf

    Rust on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    what the fuck, arivia?

    Yeah.

    Hm? Consider it a feminine version of the usual dick-sticking jokes.

    Consider it a feminine version of being inexplicably intolerable.

    Hahahaha what.

    Yes.

    Absurd.

    Loosen up

    Sarksus on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    I think he accidentally saw Marcia and Jan in their underwear again

    we'll have to call a family meeting

    Jacobkosh on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Jeepguy why you gotta be such a homophobe?

    :lol:

    Because the gays started trying to ruin marriage.

    I know. Fisting used to be a poetic expression of love between a man and a woman, as Jesus intended, until you homosexuals showed up and ruined it for us.

    Well what is pegging then? If not a sad attempt by the straights to take away the one special thing that gays have always had; the ability to trade off who gets fucked at will.
    Oh right, like Eve never winked at Adam and said "how about a bite of THIS apple!"

    matt has a problem on
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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The hamburgers are really tiny though.

    What?

    It didn't take long at all to eat one. I'm sti eating the fries.

    If you got a regular one it should have had two patties and then whatever fixins you put on it. Where do you normally get burgers where a five guys burger is tiny by comparison?

    Fast food burgers are about the same size but I can afford to get more of them. They don't taste as good but they're filling.

    So they're not tiny they're expensive. Because they taste better, because the ingredients are fresh, so they're more expensive to make.

    So yeah, they're expensive, but they give you a pile of fries, so that's pretty cool. Like I said, I eat there maybe once a week, can't go spending ten bucks every day on lunch and I would be the size of an SUV if I did that anyway.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Jeepguy why you gotta be such a homophobe?

    :lol:

    Because the gays started trying to ruin marriage.

    I know. Fisting used to be a poetic expression of love between a man and a woman, as Jesus intended, until you homosexuals showed up and ruined it for us.

    Well what is pegging then? If not a sad attempt by the straights to take away the one special thing that gays have always had; the ability to trade off who gets fucked at will.

    Look, God-fearing straight people are permitted by the Bible to steal things from gay culture.

    It's in there. Look it up.

    Pegging is just the new disco, in this context.

    Lawndart on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    And what good does it do to throw someone in jail or fine them for using it?

    It gets them off of it. If they're dealing, it cuts off the people they're dealing to. If they're obtaining it from somewhere else, it gives the police leverage to investigate the source.

    Uh...what?

    Jails are NOTORIOUSLY loaded with drugs. It's probably easier to get in jail than it is on the outside.

    Gets them off it...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I haven't seen anything to suggest that this is remotely true.

    Have, have you ever even BEEN to a prison or jail Feral?

    There are drugs in there, TRUST me. Hell in the 27 years he's worked in the nearby prison my dad has made something like $750,000 worth of drug busts alone. And that's nothing compared to what gets by the guards or gets in BECAUSE of the guards.

    I mean, I guess you just haven't heard of it before but drugs in prison are there, and they are easy to obtain. Going to prison to get clean is like going to a bar to stay sober.

    Rehabs are way better than prison.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also, pegging doesn't need a name

    it just needs to be a bad joke about Jane wearing the Dick so she can fuck Tarzan

    or Spot

    i'm an equal-opportunity childhood rapist

    Arivia on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    Nerd gets pretty upset whenever people of the opposite sex hit on each other.

    Winky on
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    fast food burgers are nowhere near the same size as a five guys burger

    in diameter? maybe

    in thickness, a five guys burger is like two and a half wendy's burgers

    Rust on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    what the fuck, arivia?

    Yeah.

    Hm? Consider it a feminine version of the usual dick-sticking jokes.

    Consider it a feminine version of being inexplicably intolerable.

    Hahahaha what.

    Yes.

    Absurd.

    Loosen up

    The woman is being icky and talking about her cooter though. D:

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    seniority rights?

    I mean I don't actually see anything unusual about what I posted, but whatever. Keep it a good place for everyone and all of that.

    It really came across as trying to grab attention

    Res on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well they're tiny for the price but I understand why they're so expensve and while I wish for a hamburger utopia I know I won't get it.

    Sarksus on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Pfft, I did 4 straight days of partying and then went to work at 9 in the morning.

    Speaking of which, how was your con Ellie?
    My con was awesome. I spent all weekend partying with the guests of honour.

    Pics? Tell me you have pics.

    Necroposting.

    The pictures are currently spread across three cameras that are not my own but once I get my friends to upload them I will share.

    Inquisitor on
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Jeepguy why you gotta be such a homophobe?

    :lol:

    Because the gays started trying to ruin marriage.

    I know. Fisting used to be a poetic expression of love between a man and a woman, as Jesus intended, until you homosexuals showed up and ruined it for us.

    Well what is pegging then? If not a sad attempt by the straights to take away the one special thing that gays have always had; the ability to trade off who gets fucked at will.

    Look, God-fearing straight people are permitted by the Bible to steal things from gay culture.

    It's in there. Look it up.

    Pegging is just the new disco, in this context.

    Does the bible tell you you are obligated to ruin everything you steal and then discard it 5 years later?

    Regina Fong on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Res has never ever tried to grab attention in [chat] ever.

    ever.

    ever ever.

    Ludious on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    I think he accidentally saw Marcia and Jan in their underwear again

    we'll have to call a family meeting

    I say we offer Alice $50 to take his virginity

    Senjutsu on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    seniority rights?

    I mean I don't actually see anything unusual about what I posted, but whatever. Keep it a good place for everyone and all of that.

    It really came across as trying to grab attention

    How come we never bash guys for trying to 'grab attention'? :?

    Like when they're all super depressed and just can't stop TALKING ABOUT IT AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WON'T TAKE ANY FUCKING ADVICE.

    Not...not that I've done that or anything.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    I think he accidentally saw Marcia and Jan in their underwear again

    we'll have to call a family meeting

    I say we offer Alice $50 to take his virginity

    I thought we didn't want him to be absolutely terrified of sex?

    Winky on
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Jeepguy why you gotta be such a homophobe?

    :lol:

    Because the gays started trying to ruin marriage.

    I know. Fisting used to be a poetic expression of love between a man and a woman, as Jesus intended, until you homosexuals showed up and ruined it for us.

    Well what is pegging then? If not a sad attempt by the straights to take away the one special thing that gays have always had; the ability to trade off who gets fucked at will.

    Look, God-fearing straight people are permitted by the Bible to steal things from gay culture.

    It's in there. Look it up.

    Pegging is just the new disco, in this context.

    Does the bible tell you you are obligated to ruin everything you steal and then discard it 5 years later?

    Yes.

    Duh.

    LoserForHireX on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Let's be fair.

    We are all attention whores sometimes.

    We should all try to be attention whores less.

    Winky on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lately, I've been seeing people's posts, and thinking of responses I would never actually post, and then someone else goes and posts exactly that anyway.

    japan on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    I think he accidentally saw Marcia and Jan in their underwear again

    we'll have to call a family meeting

    I say we offer Alice $50 to take his virginity

    I've got twenty bucks here I made selling GRIT

    Jacobkosh on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    How come we never bash guys for trying to 'grab attention'? :?

    Have you never been around when Kakos is getting extra creepy?

    Incenjucar on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    Nerd gets pretty upset whenever people of the opposite sex hit on each other.
    more like he gets upset with creepy sex talk in chat

    can't say i blame him

    MikeMan on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ITT Nerd is uptight and forgets where he is

    Wash on
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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    seniority rights?

    I mean I don't actually see anything unusual about what I posted, but whatever. Keep it a good place for everyone and all of that.

    It really came across as trying to grab attention

    How come we never bash guys for trying to 'grab attention'? :?

    Like when they're all super depressed and just can't stop TALKING ABOUT IT AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WON'T TAKE ANY FUCKING ADVICE.

    Not...not that I've done that or anything.

    Or that we all make dick jokes every 10 seconds all day every day? Vaginas are funny too, guys.

    Zampanov on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    seniority rights?

    I mean I don't actually see anything unusual about what I posted, but whatever. Keep it a good place for everyone and all of that.

    It really came across as trying to grab attention

    How come we never bash guys for trying to 'grab attention'? :?

    Because by social convention guys are supposed to be like that

    I have no problem with what was said, I'm just saying that is likely the issue

    Res on
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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man Jeepguy why you gotta be such a homophobe?

    :lol:

    Because the gays started trying to ruin marriage.

    I know. Fisting used to be a poetic expression of love between a man and a woman, as Jesus intended, until you homosexuals showed up and ruined it for us.

    Well what is pegging then? If not a sad attempt by the straights to take away the one special thing that gays have always had; the ability to trade off who gets fucked at will.

    Look, God-fearing straight people are permitted by the Bible to steal things from gay culture.

    It's in there. Look it up.

    Pegging is just the new disco, in this context.

    Does the bible tell you you are obligated to ruin everything you steal and then discard it 5 years later?

    Yes.

    It's in Deuteronomy 3:14

    "And ye shall come upon the village, and see that the people there dance with joyous abandon and dress as various homosexual archetypes. Ye shall ignore the flagrant homosexuality of their lyrical content and allow the people of the village to entertain you at baseball games and on talk shows."

    Lawndart on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    seniority rights?

    I mean I don't actually see anything unusual about what I posted, but whatever. Keep it a good place for everyone and all of that.

    It really came across as trying to grab attention

    this forum has a serious case of the white knights sometimes

    guys can talk about how many fingers they can fit in their ass until the cows come home, but a female makes a sex joke and zomg attention whore

    but hey seen and not heard I guess

    Senjutsu on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Lately, I've been seeing people's posts, and thinking of responses I would never actually post, and then someone else goes and posts exactly that anyway.

    I know, isn't it funny how that works?

    Jacobkosh on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    How come we never bash guys for trying to 'grab attention'? :?

    Have you never been around when Kakos is getting extra creepy?

    Yeah we mostly just ignore him and move on.

    We don't make a 'thing' of it because making a thing of it leads to GIVING IT ATTENTION ANYWAY.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Let's be fair.

    We are all attention whores sometimes.

    We should all try to be attention whores less.

    Actually I'd say a lot of people in [chat] could do with being more of "attention whores", at least as chat defines it.

    Certainly beats the mopefest this place can often be.

    Inquisitor on
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why are we letting nerd have opinions on sex

    Nerd gets pretty upset whenever people of the opposite sex hit on each other.
    more like he gets upset with creepy sex talk in chat

    can't say i blame him

    Look alls I'm sayin is if you keep opening your mouth, eventually someone will put a dick in it.

    Zampanov on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/07/angle-sends-cease-and-desist-to-reid-for-reposting-her-own-website.php
    Sharron Angle has resorted to an unusual maneuver to counter Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's attacks on her past quotes and positions, the Reid campaign has announced: A cease-and-desist letter, demanding that Reid no longer republish Angle's previous campaign website.

    The short version of the story is as follows: After the former state Rep won Nevada's Republican Senate primary, Angle's campaign took down most of its website, and later replaced it with a relaunched version that in some ways toned down her right-wing rhetoric. But Internet pages are rarely ever forgotten -- the Reid campaign saved the old version, and put up a website called "The Real Sharron Angle," reproducing the old content.
    Haha.
    Citing Thomas Jefferson’s notion about the periodic need for revolution, Angle told conservative talk radio host Lars Larson: “If this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies.” She’s said essentially the same thing in other venues.
    HAHA

    Couscous on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    And what good does it do to throw someone in jail or fine them for using it?

    It gets them off of it. If they're dealing, it cuts off the people they're dealing to. If they're obtaining it from somewhere else, it gives the police leverage to investigate the source.

    Uh...what?

    Jails are NOTORIOUSLY loaded with drugs. It's probably easier to get in jail than it is on the outside.

    Gets them off it...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I haven't seen anything to suggest that this is remotely true.

    Have, have you ever even BEEN to a prison or jail Feral?

    There are drugs in there, TRUST me. Hell in the 27 years he's worked in the nearby prison my dad has made something like $750,000 worth of drug busts alone. And that's nothing compared to what gets by the guards or gets in BECAUSE of the guards.

    I mean, I guess you just haven't heard of it before but drugs in prison are there, and they are easy to obtain. Going to prison to get clean is like going to a bar to stay sober.

    Rehabs are way better than prison.

    I said jail, not prison. Two different systems with different cultures. It's folly to conflate the two.

    Anyway, there's a difference between saying "drugs are available in jail" versus "drugs are more easily obtained in jail than in the general population." The first statement is one I'd agree with. The second, I would not.

    Everything I've seen that suggests endemic drug abuse issues in jails or prisons points to prescription medication being the most common drugs of abuse.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There is an attention whore in my office.

    She pretends to have sneezing fits, but she's very bad at pretending to sneeze, so she literally shouts "ACHOOOO" in a very high pitched voice.

    It is the most spectacularly aggravating thing.

    japan on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think it's completely fine to be an attention whore on occasion. It's a shallow need for attention at the worst and a cry for help at the best.

    Either way, if someone wants a little attention, what's the harm?

    Just beware: It might not be positive attention. As long as you can accept that, we're cool AFAIC.

    Ludious on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    more like he gets upset with creepy sex talk in chat

    can't say i blame him

    Do you really get to complain about sex talk in [chat] with your title/location? :P

    Inquisitor on
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