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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I never saw The Postman.

    I want to though. Rane let's watch it.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lady in the Water was pretty shitty, although I love Paul Giamatti and the music was really good

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I never saw The Postman.

    I want to though. Rane let's watch it.

    who are you?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Artreus wrote: »
    Oh, also. When I was in Japan I was watching the telly and a commercial for this amazing looking movie came on. Pretty much, a bunch of modern Japanese Self Defense Force people got teleported back to Medieval Japan. Enter fights with tanks vs horse archers, helicopters vs samurai, etc. the best part is. I think the modern people eventually lose. (never got to see the actual movie though, no idea what it was called either)
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The book The Postman was based on was pretty decent stuff compared to the movie. It had like genetically engineered super-soldiers and a mystical indian dude and more violence and no Kevin Costner.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If that means it doesn't have Tom Petty in it, I'm not reading.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If that means it doesn't have Tom Petty in it, I'm not reading.

    :^:

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I never saw The Postman.

    I want to though. Rane let's watch it.

    who are you?

    Just some random guy.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why is it that Chris Tucker gets more effeminate with every Rush Hour Film he does?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Why is it that Chris Tucker gets more effeminate with every Rush Hour Film he does?

    Did you see The Fifth Element?

    SUPERGREEN

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Artreus wrote: »
    Oh, also. When I was in Japan I was watching the telly and a commercial for this amazing looking movie came on. Pretty much, a bunch of modern Japanese Self Defense Force people got teleported back to Medieval Japan. Enter fights with tanks vs horse archers, helicopters vs samurai, etc. the best part is. I think the modern people eventually lose. (never got to see the actual movie though, no idea what it was called either)
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    Okay now how the shit did you find that? Srsly, I had no idea what the name was. And I doubt googling "tanks fighting horse archers in Japan" would really work.. wait a sec.. *tries it*... No. It did not work.

    Also this "book" thing intrigues me. Tell me more. (about postman)

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've had that image sitting on my hard drive for five months probably and I never dreamed that it actually belonged to anything. It was just coincidence that you brought up the movie.

    Check out wikipedia if you're interested in The Postman. That's where I read up on it. It's a trilogy if I recall correctly.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't feel like going through 14 pages, did someone mention the original Fantastic Four movie?

    Seriously, it's awesome.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Why is it that Chris Tucker gets more effeminate with every Rush Hour Film he does?

    Did you see The Fifth Element?

    SUPERGREEN

    I find it funny that his 100% gayest roll is the one where he gets the most pussy.

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    GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Surf Nazis Must Die is fuckin golden. i love that movie

    I cant believe none of you mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. That movie is glorious as are the sequles, Rent them revel in George Clooneys shame.

    The Stuff.....a horror movie abount killer soft serve ice cream...yeah..

    my favorite good bad movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf.... its so bad yet glorious at the same time and it has the Chairman from Iron Chef America as a American Indian Ninja....... i love it

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GefahrMaus wrote: »
    my favorite good bad movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf.... its so bad yet glorious at the same time and it has the Chairman from Iron Chef America as a American Indian Ninja....... i love it


    I kept looking at that like wait a minute I've heard of this movie where have I heard of this movie then it dawned on me.

    Le Pacte de Loups

    What a terrible terrible french movie. It's like France in 1765 and theres a Canadian Indian and werewolves and wizards who are werewolves and Monica Belluchi is in there somewhere having sex with everyone.

    What I'm saying is this is an awesome movie.

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    GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GefahrMaus wrote: »
    my favorite good bad movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf.... its so bad yet glorious at the same time and it has the Chairman from Iron Chef America as a American Indian Ninja....... i love it


    I kept looking at that like wait a minute I've heard of this movie where have I heard of this movie then it dawned on me.

    Le Pacte de Loups

    What a terrible terrible french movie. It's like France in 1765 and theres a Canadian Indian and werewolves and wizards who are werewolves and Monica Belluchi is in there somewhere having sex with everyone.

    What I'm saying is this is an awesome movie.

    canadian, american whatever little brown man wearing fur and feathers.


    but yes this movie is awsome

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's like France in 1765 and theres a Canadian Indian and werewolves and wizards who are werewolves and Monica Belluchi is in there somewhere having sex with everyone.

    Well I'm sold.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't know if anyone mentioned Turkish Star Wars

    but it's pretty fucking bad

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Van Helsing.

    Also, maybe Kinsey. It's not that it's a bad film, but it's the only movie that I've ever seen that I won't watch again. Even Liam Neeson being in it won't make me watch it again

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    From Dusk 'Til Dawn fits the bill nicely, I think

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Van Helsing.

    Also, maybe Kinsey. It's not that it's a bad film, but it's the only movie that I've ever seen that I won't watch again. Even Liam Neeson being in it won't make me watch it again

    Van Helsing just sucked, it wasn't good in any way.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Van Helsing.

    Also, maybe Kinsey. It's not that it's a bad film, but it's the only movie that I've ever seen that I won't watch again. Even Liam Neeson being in it won't make me watch it again

    Van Helsing just sucked, it wasn't good in any way.

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    I've never seen it

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I saw the midnight show of Freddy vs. Jason
    It was weird cause there were not only horror fan geeks and punks
    but also their parents

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Why is it that Chris Tucker gets more effeminate with every Rush Hour Film he does?

    Did you see The Fifth Element?

    SUPERGREEN

    I find it funny that his 100% gayest roll is the one where he gets the most pussy.

    The Fifth Element has lessons to teach us about life. For instance: One should always ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GefahrMaus wrote: »
    Surf Nazis Must Die is fuckin golden. i love that movie

    I cant believe none of you mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. That movie is glorious as are the sequles, Rent them revel in George Clooneys shame.

    The Stuff.....a horror movie abount killer soft serve ice cream...yeah..

    my favorite good bad movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf.... its so bad yet glorious at the same time and it has the Chairman from Iron Chef America as a American Indian Ninja....... i love it

    Return of the Killer Tomatoes is best for Product Placement montage.

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    ThreeFingerHoekThreeFingerHoek Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Samurais vs tank looks shopped. I can tell from some of the...

    Seriously though, the guys in the foreground almost look like sprites from shogun:tw.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GefahrMaus wrote: »
    my favorite good bad movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf.... its so bad yet glorious at the same time and it has the Chairman from Iron Chef America as a American Indian Ninja....... i love it


    I kept looking at that like wait a minute I've heard of this movie where have I heard of this movie then it dawned on me.

    Le Pacte de Loups

    What a terrible terrible french movie. It's like France in 1765 and theres a Canadian Indian and werewolves and wizards who are werewolves and Monica Belluchi is in there somewhere having sex with everyone.

    What I'm saying is this is an awesome movie.

    That's not what the fucking movie is about at all you douchebag. It's a trained lion in metal and leather armor being used as a terror method to fight against the church. The indian is a mohawk that was the main guys blood brother whom he saved during the French/Indian wars. There were no wizards at all and you got to see Monica Bellucis tits. Also there were no werewolves at all.


    Did you even fucking watch it at all?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Why is it that Chris Tucker gets more effeminate with every Rush Hour Film he does?

    Did you see The Fifth Element?

    SUPERGREEN

    I find it funny that his 100% gayest roll is the one where he gets the most pussy.

    The Fifth Element has lessons to teach us about life. For instance: One should always ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

    also that LEELOO DALLAS MOOLTIPASS

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    GefahrMaus wrote: »
    my favorite good bad movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf.... its so bad yet glorious at the same time and it has the Chairman from Iron Chef America as a American Indian Ninja....... i love it


    I kept looking at that like wait a minute I've heard of this movie where have I heard of this movie then it dawned on me.

    Le Pacte de Loups

    What a terrible terrible french movie. It's like France in 1765 and theres a Canadian Indian and werewolves and wizards who are werewolves and Monica Belluchi is in there somewhere having sex with everyone.

    What I'm saying is this is an awesome movie.

    That's not what the fucking movie is about at all you douchebag. It's a trained lion in metal and leather armor being used as a terror method to fight against the church. The indian is a mohawk that was the main guys blood brother whom he saved during the French/Indian wars. There were no wizards at all and you got to see Monica Bellucis tits. Also there were no werewolves at all.


    Did you even fucking watch it at all?

    I used at all 3 times

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So hot

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    she needs to eat several sandwiches


    several

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    she has giant nipples

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    meh, she's hot

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    hey speaking of good bad films

    seen the trailer for Resident Evil: Extinction?

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/residentevilextinction/

    GLORIOUS

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    ShinobiShinobi Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gone in 60 Seconds

    National Treasure

    Ghost Rider

    I sense a trend.

    Oh and The Rock

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what

    dude

    Gone in 60 Seconds wasn't bad at all.

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Scanners
    The Fly 2
    Escape from LA
    Assault on Precinct 13 (the original one)
    Judge Dredd

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I thought gone in 60 was pretty bad

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