The Beer Spider is known to lay it's eggs in the foam of beer. this foam is inhaled and attatches to the mucus membranes of humans and after 1 week they hatch and fill the eye sockets with baby spiders.
Oh god, yes I know. Everything beside this shit sister is my fault, and I take responsibility for it...
But my damned cat staying with this group of crazy retards? That's madness! She does not deserve to be left outside. She was scared as hell when I came home.
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Madness?
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Fixed.
I love cats but I love spite more
I only love cats if they're cool and cats raised by retards are usually not cool.
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