Later this year, Conan is coming to PS3 and 360, to push the limits of the next generation. This game from Nihilistic and THQ promises to redefine the action/adventure genre as we know it. It takes tried and true formulas like "action" and "physics" and throws them out the window, bringing you a whole new experience unlike anything we've seen before.
And...screenshots! Featuring:
Authentic weapons, like exploding clubs and wooden swords!
Realistic lighting!
Probably more of this!
New physics and particle effects exclusive only to Conan to produce realistic blood!
Synchronized floating!
Whatever this is!
Conan video games have never looked as good as those screenshots, but that doesn't change the fact that the screenshots look like absolute ass. This is going to be for PS3 and 360? It looks like an Xbox 1 game at best.
Sure, but can you kill 2 elves, then suddenly have arrows flying at you from all directions, taking out your eyes, and puncturing your live and legs, causing you to drop all your weapons and crawl across the ground to grab a child and strangle it before dying (while still killing the child?)
Sure, but can you kill 2 elves, then suddenly have arrows flying at you from all directions, taking out your eyes, and puncturing your live and legs, causing you to drop all your weapons and crawl across the ground to grab a child and strangle it before dying (while still killing the child?)
Oh I get it, they released screenshots from who knows how long ago and it reflects the final product! I see now.
The screenshots were posted on Gamespot and IGN on March 1st of this year. That's not exactly a long time ago...
And regardless, they still look pretty funny whether they reflect the final product or not. If you're going to release screenshots that look that goofy, how can you expect people to take it seriously?
Oh I get it, they released screenshots from who knows how long ago and it reflects the final product! I see now.
The screenshots were posted on Gamespot on March 1st of this year. That's not exactly a long time ago...
And regardless, they still look pretty funny whether they reflect the final product or not. If you're going to release screenshots that look that goofy, how can you expect people to take it seriously?
No, but people act like this is the final product. Stupid shit like this:
"Conan video games have never looked as good as those screenshots, but that doesn't change the fact that the screenshots look like absolute ass. This is going to be for PS3 and 360? It looks like an Xbox 1 game at best."
It's ignorant. When the hell does a game developer just stop working on graphics to do other things? Nothing is finished until the game is on store shelves.
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No, but people act like this is the final product. Stupid shit like this:
"Conan video games have never looked as good as those screenshots, but that doesn't change the fact that the screenshots look like absolute ass. This is going to be for PS3 and 360? It looks like an Xbox 1 game at best."
Bravo, sir.
Developers don't generally show off games when they look like shit. I'm betting this is 90% what the final product is going to look like. Defend it all you want, but when the game launches and looks like fucking ass, don't say I didn't warn you.
All I can tell you is I fucking love the screenshot from this game. Everytime I see Conan's down-syndrome, retarded face staring at me as if to say "why are you watching my bash this guy", I just burst into laughter. It is so incredibly hilarious.
It's kind of sad a lot of people took the OP so seriously. In any case, while the screenshots look really bad, I had to see for myself how it looked in motion...
...and, surprisingly, it actually looks pretty good and/or fun.
These videos are quite recent, too, with the latest one being only two days old. Color me intrigued now. I may have to actually pick it up when it comes out.
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that right there is your run-of-the-mill "CAPTAIN PLANET!" foot-in-the-balls. The guy probably already had glass in his eye.
Also, i'm confused, because there seem to be about a hundred different Conan games coming out, right? Or is there just one that's an MMO, an action-adventure, probably a RTS/MMO hybrid with shades of Pokemon and Metroid too, why not.
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No, but you can cut off your enemies prosthetic legs for a similar act of cruelty.
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boxy models.
The MMO might be awesome. It has barfights and shit.
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The screenshots were posted on Gamespot and IGN on March 1st of this year. That's not exactly a long time ago...
And regardless, they still look pretty funny whether they reflect the final product or not. If you're going to release screenshots that look that goofy, how can you expect people to take it seriously?
I saw these in December at the earliest.
"Conan video games have never looked as good as those screenshots, but that doesn't change the fact that the screenshots look like absolute ass. This is going to be for PS3 and 360? It looks like an Xbox 1 game at best."
Bravo, sir.
It's also the first MMO to offer mounted decapitations. That has to be worth some points.
Developers don't generally show off games when they look like shit. I'm betting this is 90% what the final product is going to look like. Defend it all you want, but when the game launches and looks like fucking ass, don't say I didn't warn you.
I honestly think the mmo will turn out great.
I've seen the gameplay videos, I know what I'm talking about
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Why would you have cell shading in Conan?
I never asked for this!
Comic book video games always have cel shading
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I'm glad I didn't have to wait long for this quote to show up.
Man, I hope this game has Arnold's signature "AAWGULAAUGWAHOOAUGLAH!!!" screams of pain.
I heard you get to dual wield axes. Any truth to that?
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edit: all I say is: don't hate the game you havent tried!!
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im pretty excited about the MMO, but this... thing... i'll have to wait and see how it shapes up. they should make a Solomon Kane game.
...and, surprisingly, it actually looks pretty good and/or fun.
http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=4475
These videos are quite recent, too, with the latest one being only two days old. Color me intrigued now. I may have to actually pick it up when it comes out.
conan pulling stupid wrestling moves with crappy looking cel shading... i'll probably pass on this one
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that right there is your run-of-the-mill "CAPTAIN PLANET!" foot-in-the-balls. The guy probably already had glass in his eye.
Also, i'm confused, because there seem to be about a hundred different Conan games coming out, right? Or is there just one that's an MMO, an action-adventure, probably a RTS/MMO hybrid with shades of Pokemon and Metroid too, why not.