Also drunk people in the hallway at 3 AM: no one wants to hear about the things you want to shove up each other's asses; we want to fucking sleep.
Yeah that always sucks. I live right in front of the elevator so when all the girls are going out together it gets really obnoxious and loud.
I'm not sure if that tops "I'm gonna shove my whole fist up your butt. You'll fucking love it won't you?" "Yeah I love hands in my ass it's pretty great."
On the plus side, if/when you fix this, other Romance languages -- and honestly, most other languages that aren't crazy hard in terms of tongue gymnastics like fuggin' Eastern European stuff or Arabic -- become much easier. It's just a matter of letting your 'Murrkin English accent go.
For instance, I pronounce Urdu and Spanish words in basically the same accent, and by all accounts sound like a native speaker in both.
Flying doesn't get to me because with a little foresight I can score an emergency row or aisle seat.
My other advantage is that I'm far too attractive or something so crazy women used to fall in love with me at the drop of a hat and tried to make my life a living hell. I'm a magnet for crazy. I must send out some kind of signal. I know I'm not the only one with this problem though and at least I've got VisionofClarity to keep them away now.
She's remarkably sane for someone who attracts the wackos
England is like, home of the gingers man. Can't throw a rock with out hitting a ginger. And why would you want to?
You're thinking of Scotland!
I'm hip to your games lady. The english blame the scotts, the scotts blame the irish, and the irish blame the welsh. I haven't checked to see who the welsh blame because that would require talking to someone who is welsh and I refuse to do that.
England is like, home of the gingers man. Can't throw a rock with out hitting a ginger. And why would you want to?
You're thinking of Scotland!
I'm hip to your games lady. The english blame the scotts, the scotts blame the irish, and the irish blame the welsh. I haven't checked to see who the welsh blame because that would require talking to someone who is welsh and I refuse to do that.
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the beast with 8 beds
my chakras are fine right now, thanks
On the plus side, if/when you fix this, other Romance languages -- and honestly, most other languages that aren't crazy hard in terms of tongue gymnastics like fuggin' Eastern European stuff or Arabic -- become much easier. It's just a matter of letting your 'Murrkin English accent go.
For instance, I pronounce Urdu and Spanish words in basically the same accent, and by all accounts sound like a native speaker in both.
the amount of shit i shoulder check and spin off of is fucking ridiculous
I hoped you were going to say "and an advantage of this disadvantage is that it's an x-ray vision eye!"
That's why I locked her down.
but i'm going to tell you i was pretending i was dancing with a gorgeous blonde british girl that works in a flowershop
Last night I was dancing with short ginger guy, but I pretended I was dancing with a one-eyed American guy who shoots deer and cooks it!
Coincidence? I think not.
hide-a-beds
hydrabeds
hyderabad
you rogue
i think the answer is why wouldn't you?
pre-tenderized
Also I have no idea what a hydrabed is, google tells me its some sort of truck and that can't be right.
Sorry, i phrased that poorly. I meant why would you want to throw a rock with out hitting a ginger.
You're thinking of Scotland!
incredibly bruised meat with a more expensive processing bill
unless the truck has a replacement ranch hand bumper
Ohhh
I know what they are. Thank you!
a hydrabed is the same thing except if you cut off one head it grows two more in its place
and it has been determined that i'm a shameless drunk
wanna get hitched?
as such i am very rarely asked to help anyone move
:^:
i was watching some movie this morning and they were like, do you know which head to cut off on a hydra?
the middle?
good guess!
I'm hip to your games lady. The english blame the scotts, the scotts blame the irish, and the irish blame the welsh. I haven't checked to see who the welsh blame because that would require talking to someone who is welsh and I refuse to do that.
It sounds like the recipe for a rom-com, I'm in!
the new clash of the titans. Those two characters were the only redeeming ones in the movie.
the only thing romantic about it will be when i rub your feet after a hard day of selling flowers
and the only comical think about it will be when i fall asleep doing it
Sure!
Oh.
We call them "sofa beds". Because they are sofas that are also beds
The Welsh blame the English, its full circle.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I take it you mean sofabeds and not the welsh