simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
WHAT IS THIS GAME SIMON
It's the Sheryl Crow Role-Playing Game. Read the information above, it contains all the info you'll ever need. If you don't like the layout, then you can go ahead and download the pdf (it's a freebie) from right here. It's a quick read.
WHAT'S THE PREMISE
Man, can't you read? We'll be going with the base setting - all the player characters are trying to meet Sheryl Crow. One step further - you're all in a band, and Sheryl Crow is your muse. Maybe you're a Sheryl Crow cover band, that's your call! The point is, Sheryl Crow is your objective. Maybe other things will happen. That's the magic of the Sheryl Crow Role-Playing Game, we come up with the story together.
HOW WILL THIS WORK
Like any other play-by-post! We'll be using this as the IC and OOC thread, probably post in a different colour for in-character shenanigans. When the time comes to make a roll, I'll let you know, and then you can describe what you do as you roll. If you succeed or fail, don't worry, I Will Walk With You, and narrate the outcome. Who knows what insanity will occur during the game? Not me, that's for sure.
HOW DO I APPLY
Go over to Orokos or Invisible Castle and roll 3d6, no dupes! Whatever you get, assign one to each of Skill, Stamina, and Sexiness. That's your character. Post your rolls up, along with your character concept - who you are, what you do, why you love Sheryl Crow. Think of cool things your character will say, and what they will do, and what they'll carry with them.
WHEN WILL WE START
I'll give it a few days for people to apply, then I'll pick the people who want to meet Sheryl Crow the most, and they'll be in the band. I'm looking for four people, but if it's really popular, we could do more. Maybe, if you're lucky.
So go on, get applying! You know you want to.
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RingoHe/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered Userregular
RingoHe/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
5 Skill
4 Sexiness
1 Stamina
Imma be Lady Gaga, in.desperate search for her one true love, Sheryl Crow to teach her how to play guitar. Also gonna ride a polar bear. It will wear leather boots to match my outfit.
I will be the new queen of the tuesday nifht music club!? Just ou watch me!
SHERYL CROW IS INTO ME OR PERHAPS I JUST HAVE A VERY COMPELLING THEORY THAT SHERYL CROW IS INTO ME AND I AM GOING TO MAKE LIFE ITSELF WISH IT HAD NEVER EMERGED FROM EXISTENCE IF IT TAKES THAT TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO PLAY THIS GAME
THIS GAME IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER NEEDED AND INSTEAD OF PLAYING IT YOU'RE GARGLING PROCESSED ANIMAL/VEGETABLE SLURRY WITH ALCOHOL AND DRUGS AND FASCISM AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE WHILE YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP TO FOX NEWS
I AM FIFTY YEARS OLD NOW SHERYL CROW
I ATTACK MY VERY EXISTENCE CONSTANTLY AND AGGRESSIVELY SO THAT I SHALL NOT FEEL THE DEEP VOID OF THE FUTON I HAVE OWNED FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS AND THAT I HAVE ALSO NAMED SHERYL
Kim Pine, disillusioned with her role in Sex Bob-omb as the drummer, has decided to become the most awesome country guitarist in the world, after seeing Sheryl Crowe live.
The performance changed her life. Her ambition is now to become as hot and sexy as Sheryl herself, while improving her staying power and fabulous finger fretwork as a kickass guitarist in the Crowe Country Style.
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3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited February 2011
Words do not exist that adequately describe my feelings at seeing this game.
THIS PERSON IN THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR YOU TO WATCH IN THAT BOX YOU GO INTO FOR SEVERAL HOURS A DAY TO GET MONEY OR AN EDUCATION OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE TOLD IS WORK THOUGH SOMETIMES THE PERSON IN THIS VIDEO IS COMPLETELY FINE TO WATCH ANYWHERE AND HE IS A VERY NICE BUT STILL ANGRY MAN NAMED HENRY ROLLINS
AND IF YOU LIKE TO GUT THE CARCASS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE I WILL TRY TO COMMUNICATE TO YOU ON YOUR LEVEL AND ASSEMBLE FOUR LETTERS BECAUSE PERHAPS YOU CAN ONLY PAY ATTENTION FOR THAT LONG AND THE FOUR LETTERS I AM TALKING ABOUT IN THIS CASE ARE
N.S.F.W.
YOU WILL WATCH THIS VIDEO STARTING AT TWO MINUTES SEVEN SECONDS AND NO SOONER
I WILL SUGGEST YOU TURN IT OFF AT 3 MINUTES AND SIX SECONDS BECAUSE I AM NOT HERE SIMPLY TO WASTE AN ADDITIONAL FOUR MINUTES AND FIFTY THREE SECONDS OF YOUR TIME SO WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE REBUS YOU MUST TARGET WITH THE ADDRESS BAR OF YOUR BROWSER INSTEAD OF LAZILY AND PASSIVELY CLICKING UPON IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO
IF YOU MEAN THE 1994 MOVIE ADAPTATION OF THE COMIC BOOK ENTITLED THE CROW I WAS PRIMARILY INTERESTED IN PERFORMING ON THE SOUNDTRACK BUT I WAS ALSO FILMED IN A SMALL ROLE BUT I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOVIE BECAUSE I HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO WITH THE ROLLINS BAND AND THE TIME WHICH IS WHY I AM SADLY UNABLE TO ANSWER A YES OR NO QUESTION WITH THE WORD YES OR INSTEAD NO
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KayWhat we need...Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
Yeah, you were driving some really gay looking compact, and a skinny-ass speed-freak that you'd just knocked over beat you up and stole your car.
GHOST. RIDER. GHOST. RIDER.
Those were the lyrics to the song you contributed to the soundtrack.
THAT SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR AND UNFORTUNATELY THOSE WERE NOT MY WORDS BUT I LIKE THE SONG AND COMICS ARE QUITE ENJOYABLE AND SOMEWHAT INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING WHICH I FOUND THE CROW TO BE IN A CERTAIN WAY BUT IT WAS ENJOYABLE TO COVER THE SONG GHOST RIDER AND THERE ARE MANY MORE WORDS INTO THAT SONG THE WORDS WHICH CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH AND WERE VERY GOOD LYRICS BUT MOST LIKELY THOSE THAT BECAME MOST MEMORABLE WERE INDEED THE WORDS GHOST AND RIDER SPOKEN IN THAT ORDER
SOME PEOPLE SAID IT APPARENTLY HAD A QUOTE DANZIG SORT OF VIBE TO IT AND I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE MIGHT THINK THAT BUT IT WAS THE ROLLINS BAND DOING WHAT THE ROLLINS BAND DOES AND OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPARISONS ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT MILEAGE IS BULLSHIT AND WE ROCKED IT HARD EXCITED FOR THE SONG AND THE PERFORMANCE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST US IN ONE OF THOSE BIZARRE LABYRINTHINE MUSIC STUDIOS WHERE YOU ARE ISOLATED INTO A BOX TO SING WITH YOUR BAND
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KayWhat we need...Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
I think we can both agree that the chick singing for Medicine was really hot and we both wanted to give her one, huh Henry?
THIS IS VERY FLATTERING AND YES BETH THOMPSON IS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND IT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE IF I HAVE EVER CREEPED HER OUT BECAUSE THAT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES
IF YOU ARE POSTING IN THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO SUBSCRIBE OR PASSIVELY EXPRESS INTEREST THERE IS A FORM OF CYNICISM WITHIN YOU WHICH IS AN EXTENSION OF COWARDICE THAT YOU MIGHT WISH TO EXAMINE BY TAKING A DEEP BREATH AND PLAYING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME
I'm getting the idea that Henry here can't wait until Sheryl puts on the special belt and shows the guy just how 'into him' she really is.
I ADMIT THAT I WOULD CONSIDER IT CAREFULLY THOUGH I FIND SEX SHOPS TO BE KIND OF DEPRESSING AND CREEPY AND THE SPECIAL BELT WOULD HAVE HAD TO BE PURCHASED THERE
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KayWhat we need...Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
I could loan her my drumsticks. Not like I'll be needing them anymore.
I AM NOT AGAINST THINGS GOING INSIDE AREAS OF THE BODY AND PEOPLE ARE FREE TO DO THAT BUT THE INHERENT SAFETY HAZARD PRESENTED BY DRUMSTICKS SHOULD NOT BE IGNORED
I'm seeing an adolescent black metal drummer who took 5 hits of blotter acid while staring at a Sheryl Crow poster. A vision of Sheryl begins to speak to him ...
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WHAT IS THIS GAME SIMON
It's the Sheryl Crow Role-Playing Game. Read the information above, it contains all the info you'll ever need. If you don't like the layout, then you can go ahead and download the pdf (it's a freebie) from right here. It's a quick read.
WHAT'S THE PREMISE
Man, can't you read? We'll be going with the base setting - all the player characters are trying to meet Sheryl Crow. One step further - you're all in a band, and Sheryl Crow is your muse. Maybe you're a Sheryl Crow cover band, that's your call! The point is, Sheryl Crow is your objective. Maybe other things will happen. That's the magic of the Sheryl Crow Role-Playing Game, we come up with the story together.
HOW WILL THIS WORK
Like any other play-by-post! We'll be using this as the IC and OOC thread, probably post in a different colour for in-character shenanigans. When the time comes to make a roll, I'll let you know, and then you can describe what you do as you roll. If you succeed or fail, don't worry, I Will Walk With You, and narrate the outcome. Who knows what insanity will occur during the game? Not me, that's for sure.
HOW DO I APPLY
Go over to Orokos or Invisible Castle and roll 3d6, no dupes! Whatever you get, assign one to each of Skill, Stamina, and Sexiness. That's your character. Post your rolls up, along with your character concept - who you are, what you do, why you love Sheryl Crow. Think of cool things your character will say, and what they will do, and what they'll carry with them.
WHEN WILL WE START
I'll give it a few days for people to apply, then I'll pick the people who want to meet Sheryl Crow the most, and they'll be in the band. I'm looking for four people, but if it's really popular, we could do more. Maybe, if you're lucky.
So go on, get applying! You know you want to.
this may be the best RPG ever
i say god bless this mess
when i finish sleepin' off this hangover
with my beer buzz early in the morning
i'll submit a character
and if it doesn't make me happy
it will be
my favorite mistake
Steam
Roll me some stats and I will make a character to fit them!
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2862601/
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2862606/
Your stat numbers are 4, 5, and 1! Assign one to each of Stamina, Sexiness, and Skill. Hooray!
what the crow
until then, they've just gotta sheryl it to the max
Is awesome.
4 Sexiness
1 Stamina
Imma be Lady Gaga, in.desperate search for her one true love, Sheryl Crow to teach her how to play guitar. Also gonna ride a polar bear. It will wear leather boots to match my outfit.
I will be the new queen of the tuesday nifht music club!? Just ou watch me!
DON'T BULLSHIT ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY
SHERYL CROW IS INTO ME OR PERHAPS I JUST HAVE A VERY COMPELLING THEORY THAT SHERYL CROW IS INTO ME AND I AM GOING TO MAKE LIFE ITSELF WISH IT HAD NEVER EMERGED FROM EXISTENCE IF IT TAKES THAT TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO PLAY THIS GAME
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: 3#1d6 1 4 1
FUCKING REROLLS: 1d6 6
SEXINESS 1
SKILL 4
STAMINA 6
THIS GAME IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER NEEDED AND INSTEAD OF PLAYING IT YOU'RE GARGLING PROCESSED ANIMAL/VEGETABLE SLURRY WITH ALCOHOL AND DRUGS AND FASCISM AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE WHILE YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP TO FOX NEWS
I AM FIFTY YEARS OLD NOW SHERYL CROW
I ATTACK MY VERY EXISTENCE CONSTANTLY AND AGGRESSIVELY SO THAT I SHALL NOT FEEL THE DEEP VOID OF THE FUTON I HAVE OWNED FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS AND THAT I HAVE ALSO NAMED SHERYL
THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO NOT WANT THIS
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM HENRY ROLLINS
Rolls:
Chargen: 3#1d6 2 5 2
Reroll a 2:
Reroll a 2: 1d6 4
So, a 2, a 4 and a 5.
Stamina: 4
Skill: 5
Sexiness: 2
I think.
Kim Pine, disillusioned with her role in Sex Bob-omb as the drummer, has decided to become the most awesome country guitarist in the world, after seeing Sheryl Crowe live.
The performance changed her life. Her ambition is now to become as hot and sexy as Sheryl herself, while improving her staying power and fabulous finger fretwork as a kickass guitarist in the Crowe Country Style.
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
I ALREADY KNEW THAT
AND IF YOU LIKE TO GUT THE CARCASS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE I WILL TRY TO COMMUNICATE TO YOU ON YOUR LEVEL AND ASSEMBLE FOUR LETTERS BECAUSE PERHAPS YOU CAN ONLY PAY ATTENTION FOR THAT LONG AND THE FOUR LETTERS I AM TALKING ABOUT IN THIS CASE ARE
N.S.F.W.
YOU WILL WATCH THIS VIDEO STARTING AT TWO MINUTES SEVEN SECONDS AND NO SOONER
I WILL SUGGEST YOU TURN IT OFF AT 3 MINUTES AND SIX SECONDS BECAUSE I AM NOT HERE SIMPLY TO WASTE AN ADDITIONAL FOUR MINUTES AND FIFTY THREE SECONDS OF YOUR TIME SO WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE REBUS YOU MUST TARGET WITH THE ADDRESS BAR OF YOUR BROWSER INSTEAD OF LAZILY AND PASSIVELY CLICKING UPON IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO
[noparse]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3WuuBuY6Jg&feature=player_detailpage#t=125s[/noparse]
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
GHOST. RIDER. GHOST. RIDER.
Those were the lyrics to the song you contributed to the soundtrack.
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
she's not english you bloody limey
SOME PEOPLE SAID IT APPARENTLY HAD A QUOTE DANZIG SORT OF VIBE TO IT AND I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE MIGHT THINK THAT BUT IT WAS THE ROLLINS BAND DOING WHAT THE ROLLINS BAND DOES AND OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPARISONS ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT MILEAGE IS BULLSHIT AND WE ROCKED IT HARD EXCITED FOR THE SONG AND THE PERFORMANCE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST US IN ONE OF THOSE BIZARRE LABYRINTHINE MUSIC STUDIOS WHERE YOU ARE ISOLATED INTO A BOX TO SING WITH YOUR BAND
I've watched all your youtube rants.
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
I guess I'll keep an eye on this.
SoogaGames Blog
IF YOU ARE POSTING IN THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO SUBSCRIBE OR PASSIVELY EXPRESS INTEREST THERE IS A FORM OF CYNICISM WITHIN YOU WHICH IS AN EXTENSION OF COWARDICE THAT YOU MIGHT WISH TO EXAMINE BY TAKING A DEEP BREATH AND PLAYING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME
There, I said it.
SoogaGames Blog
Edit: so should the characters be real, known musicians?
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
I ADMIT THAT I WOULD CONSIDER IT CAREFULLY THOUGH I FIND SEX SHOPS TO BE KIND OF DEPRESSING AND CREEPY AND THE SPECIAL BELT WOULD HAVE HAD TO BE PURCHASED THERE
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
You need ... Like, a DJ or a black metal drummer or jazz bassist.
Hmm. Rerolled stats roughly a million times to get no dupes: http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/search/777934/
3, 4, 5.
I'm seeing an adolescent black metal drummer who took 5 hits of blotter acid while staring at a Sheryl Crow poster. A vision of Sheryl begins to speak to him ...
3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991