Um... A part of me is seriously with this guys actions. Another part of me is wondering at the point of it all.
Joystiq says
24-year old Adam Mapleson is an IT consultant, a fan of heavy metal music, an avid video gamer, and a hero. At a rail station just yesterday, Adam came to the aid of a terrified female security guard being robbed by two armed thugs. As he went to tackle the assailants, he was shot in the chest, close-range. According to a witness, blood was "all over the floor and all over the wall" as Adam lay on the ground calling for help.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
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I was told that he had said, prior to filming, that the bears wouldn't actually eat him because "They will be able to sense that I'm not there to do them harm, and that I love the Earth" and other such stuff.
And then a bear ate him.
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It may have seemed ironic to him, but to anyone whose perception of bears is not tainted by mental illness, it was wholly natural and something to be expected.
The robbers managed to escape, but Adam's heroism ensured no one else was injured, including the intended victim. Adam is still in the hospital listed as "serious but stable". Here's to a speedy recovery for an all-around hero and fellow gamer.
He doesn't need a rez, guys. He feigned death after that crit and didn't get ganked. So I don't feel bad about making that joke.
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edit. wait did he die or did he just get popped?
"It was an insignificant bullet. Let us continue."
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I lke grizzly man because it's about a naturalist who get's eaten by a bear, and I love irony.
I mean, if you spend all your time around bears, it's kind of expected that eventually you'll get eaten by one.
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It's a bear.
A wild bear.
What the fuck did you think a wild bear was going to do?
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And then a bear ate him.
they have to do it by law
holy crap that was hilarious.
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Yeah, so it's a stupid law.
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Therefore, not ironic.
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He doesn't need a rez, guys. He feigned death after that crit and didn't get ganked. So I don't feel bad about making that joke.
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First aid! Here!
Recharging!
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MEEDIIIIC!
this is the most original one
I don't know if that's irony or not
I mean, hugh-mans must be tasty little morsels of course, but a bear might be pretty fucking dangerous if he realises peoples are a food source.
Just raped
He also wouldn't be famous and have a bitchin' scar/story to get him laid forever.
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