This game reminds me of the other week when my barber told me he got the Desperate Housewives game. He doesn't watch the show (or so he claims) and apparently he just got the game to see if you could make the women have sex with neighbors (and each other). From what he tells me there's a 'seduce' option that only works on the guys (your main character is a woman) and it seems like it's all fetch-quests and mystery-solving.
Long story short it turns out my barber is a dirty old man.
This game reminds me of the other week when my barber told me he got the Desperate Housewives game. He doesn't watch the show (or so he claims) and apparently he just got the game to see if you could make the women have sex with neighbors (and each other). From what he tells me there's a 'seduce' option that only works on the guys (your main character is a woman) and it seems like it's all fetch-quests and mystery-solving.
Long story short it turns out my barber is a dirty old man.
Or a closet fag just trying to pass off his faggotry as something else.
My barber is female and OH MY GOD SO HOT. She's like 44 but not an ounce of fat anywhere on her. She makes the girls I went to college with look like leftovers, and she's twice the age of a college student.
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My barber is female and OH MY GOD SO HOT. She's like 44 but not an ounce of fat anywhere on her. She makes the girls I went to college with look like leftovers, and she's twice the age of a college student.
that's always awkward.
especially when they got a great big rack, all leaning over your face shampooing your hair
My barber is female and OH MY GOD SO HOT. She's like 44 but not an ounce of fat anywhere on her. She makes the girls I went to college with look like leftovers, and she's twice the age of a college student.
that's always awkward.
especially when they got a great big rack, all leaning over your face shampooing your hair
and you're all laid back wearing the tarp
trying to hide the fact that you're making a tent
Hey and let's add that her husband owns the barber shop and cuts hair in the chair right next to hers.
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My barber is female and OH MY GOD SO HOT. She's like 44 but not an ounce of fat anywhere on her. She makes the girls I went to college with look like leftovers, and she's twice the age of a college student.
that's always awkward.
especially when they got a great big rack, all leaning over your face shampooing your hair
and you're all laid back wearing the tarp
trying to hide the fact that you're making a tent
Hey and let's add that her husband owns the barber shop and cuts hair in the chair right next to hers.
oh how utterly perfect
seriously, that is just the most excellent and utterly flawless example of the "oh shit please don't get a boner oh please don't get a boner" situation imaginable
seriously, that is just the most excellent and utterly flawless example of the "oh shit please don't get a boner oh please don't get a boner" situation imaginable
You obviously haven't been to confessional in a good, long while.
My barber is female and OH MY GOD SO HOT. She's like 44 but not an ounce of fat anywhere on her. She makes the girls I went to college with look like leftovers, and she's twice the age of a college student.
that's always awkward.
especially when they got a great big rack, all leaning over your face shampooing your hair
and you're all laid back wearing the tarp
trying to hide the fact that you're making a tent
Hey and let's add that her husband owns the barber shop and cuts hair in the chair right next to hers.
oh how utterly perfect
seriously, that is just the most excellent and utterly flawless example of the "oh shit please don't get a boner oh please don't get a boner" situation imaginable
Oh, I almost forgot. If you look down and to the left, they have recent issues of Playboy sitting there for you to thumb through if you want.
My barber is female and OH MY GOD SO HOT. She's like 44 but not an ounce of fat anywhere on her. She makes the girls I went to college with look like leftovers, and she's twice the age of a college student.
that's always awkward.
especially when they got a great big rack, all leaning over your face shampooing your hair
and you're all laid back wearing the tarp
trying to hide the fact that you're making a tent
Hey and let's add that her husband owns the barber shop and cuts hair in the chair right next to hers.
oh how utterly perfect
seriously, that is just the most excellent and utterly flawless example of the "oh shit please don't get a boner oh please don't get a boner" situation imaginable
Who knows, maybe he sees that sort of thing as a compliment. Knowing full well you don't stand a chance with her.
I have pretty good control over my boner. I never have to worry about getting one unless I permit it
As do I, except when I'm tired. Why do I always get boners when I'm tired? My dick's all like, "THE BRAIN IS WEAKENED, SHIT YES I AM TAKING OVER THIS JOINT."
He's afraid. If he tells anyone about his homosexuality he wont be a barber anymore.
He'll be a hairdresser.
He isn't qualified to be a hairdresser. If he were he'd probably be one since they make easily twice as much as he charges for a haircut. The whole time after he brought up the game he was asking me if there were any adult games out there. I told them that they'd either be shitty bargain bin jobs and/or Japanese dating sims. That's pretty much all I could tell him about sex-based video-gaming. I guess it was a big letdown for him since I've always been pretty good at recommending games. He's a huge Half-life junkie and owns an Alienware PC, a Dreamcast and an X-Box.
Plus he's a grandfather.
Interesting cat overall.
If he goes gay though I'll have to stop letting him cut my hair. I can't afford it if he ups the price.
He's afraid. If he tells anyone about his homosexuality he wont be a barber anymore.
He'll be a hairdresser.
He isn't qualified to be a hairdresser. If he were he'd probably be one since they make easily twice as much as he charges for a haircut. The whole time after he brought up the game he was asking me if there were any adult games out there. I told them that they'd either be shitty bargain bin jobs and/or Japanese dating sims. That's pretty much all I could tell him about sex-based video-gaming. I guess it was a big letdown for him since I've always been pretty good at recommending games. He's a huge Half-life junkie and owns an Alienware PC, a Dreamcast and an X-Box.
Plus he's a grandfather.
Interesting cat overall.
If he goes gay though I'll have to stop letting him cut my hair. I can't afford it if he ups the price.
or maybe you're just homophobic!
why are you hating on the gay community, man.
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i wanted love, i needed love
most of all, most of all
someone said true love was dead
but i'm bound to fall
bound to fall for you
oh what can i do
He's afraid. If he tells anyone about his homosexuality he wont be a barber anymore.
He'll be a hairdresser.
He isn't qualified to be a hairdresser. If he were he'd probably be one since they make easily twice as much as he charges for a haircut. The whole time after he brought up the game he was asking me if there were any adult games out there. I told them that they'd either be shitty bargain bin jobs and/or Japanese dating sims. That's pretty much all I could tell him about sex-based video-gaming. I guess it was a big letdown for him since I've always been pretty good at recommending games. He's a huge Half-life junkie and owns an Alienware PC, a Dreamcast and an X-Box.
Plus he's a grandfather.
Interesting cat overall.
If he goes gay though I'll have to stop letting him cut my hair. I can't afford it if he ups the price.
He's afraid. If he tells anyone about his homosexuality he wont be a barber anymore.
He'll be a hairdresser.
He isn't qualified to be a hairdresser. If he were he'd probably be one since they make easily twice as much as he charges for a haircut. The whole time after he brought up the game he was asking me if there were any adult games out there. I told them that they'd either be shitty bargain bin jobs and/or Japanese dating sims. That's pretty much all I could tell him about sex-based video-gaming. I guess it was a big letdown for him since I've always been pretty good at recommending games. He's a huge Half-life junkie and owns an Alienware PC, a Dreamcast and an X-Box.
Plus he's a grandfather.
Interesting cat overall.
If he goes gay though I'll have to stop letting him cut my hair. I can't afford it if he ups the price.
I'm pretty sure Gabes hair is growing, and that it's a symbiote.
Soon they will be Venom.
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NOBODY puts Gabey in the corner!
Best PA ever? What say you, Claw Shrimp?
Best minigame ever.
beatn.
That's awesome.
I need the newspost. This comic makes with the funny even without context
was there a podcast??
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
Long story short it turns out my barber is a dirty old man.
Or a closet fag just trying to pass off his faggotry as something else.
He'll be a hairdresser.
that's always awkward.
especially when they got a great big rack, all leaning over your face shampooing your hair
and you're all laid back wearing the tarp
trying to hide the fact that you're making a tent
Hey and let's add that her husband owns the barber shop and cuts hair in the chair right next to hers.
oh how utterly perfect
seriously, that is just the most excellent and utterly flawless example of the "oh shit please don't get a boner oh please don't get a boner" situation imaginable
You obviously haven't been to confessional in a good, long while.
Oh, I almost forgot. If you look down and to the left, they have recent issues of Playboy sitting there for you to thumb through if you want.
Also, Happy Birthday, your mother/factory must be so proud of you.
THE TIME OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Who knows, maybe he sees that sort of thing as a compliment. Knowing full well you don't stand a chance with her.
"Hey, you think my wife is hot. Thank you."
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He isn't qualified to be a hairdresser. If he were he'd probably be one since they make easily twice as much as he charges for a haircut. The whole time after he brought up the game he was asking me if there were any adult games out there. I told them that they'd either be shitty bargain bin jobs and/or Japanese dating sims. That's pretty much all I could tell him about sex-based video-gaming. I guess it was a big letdown for him since I've always been pretty good at recommending games. He's a huge Half-life junkie and owns an Alienware PC, a Dreamcast and an X-Box.
Plus he's a grandfather.
Interesting cat overall.
If he goes gay though I'll have to stop letting him cut my hair. I can't afford it if he ups the price.
or maybe you're just homophobic!
why are you hating on the gay community, man.
most of all, most of all
someone said true love was dead
but i'm bound to fall
bound to fall for you
oh what can i do
Need Gabe doing some clay pottery next.
edit Happy Birthday, Robot!
Why did you not mention Leisure Suit Larry?
Same here. What is with that?
He did say "shitty bargain bin jobs".
Soon he will be Venom.
Because you become more alert in a crowded room.
Survival.
Rock on.