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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

    Cinders on
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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    You have a very antiquated notion of "manly," Froth. You should maybe join us here in the year 21st century where women use the gym and men brush their hair.

    Says a guy with pony tail YOU HAVE A PONY TAIL JUCAR!

    Sometimes I let it free.
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    I hate myself I noticed fabios happy trail, why PREACHER WHY DO YOU HATE YOURSELF!

    Preacher
    I know you feel the need to share your pain
    but jesus fuck dude
    I was planning on eating dinner in half an hour
    now I can't unsee that image how am i ever going to eat again arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Comments from MSNBC on the Wisconsin protest and union actions.

    Are they all like that?

    Gim on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Okay last one, I gotta stop reading these.
    Rob Simpson, please go down to your state capital and read "ALL" the employer laws in place. Unions are destroying our ability to compete in todays world, I do not have to explain or tell you much more just listen to anyone answering a customer service call? India? How about paper or clothing? China? At some point unions have to decide if making less money keeps corporations here. I own my own company how about you? Go ahead and hire some union guys and see how productive and profitable you are, you will head straight to that same state capital and research BANKRUPTCY LAW!

    ...manufacturing is way up in the US. Well, okay not entirely but that's due to the recession. 2007 was our most productive year in terms of making crap. Like paper, and clothing.

    Plus Norway has just as many new entrepreneurs as we do.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Woohoo, just spent $300 more on replacement parts for my Jetta. A hundred fucking bucks for ignition wires, another $30 for the plugs, $130 for front brakes and rotors, $20 for the thermostat, and $15 for the PCV hose that somehow got ripped to shreds. That's after $80 I just spent on the coil pack a week ago.

    Oh, and a month back it was $300 to get the serpentine belt tensioner replaced. If I had to do it over again, I would have bought that damn Miata.

    This is why I prefer taking transit. Also: being able to enjoy the view, not having to find a place to park, being able to read...

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    So some guy on NPR blamed the sad state of Hollywood and the popularity of Michael Bay on Top Gun.

    I...kinda have to agree.

    There are many worse, many more popular action movies than Top Gun.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders you're the sexiest mama

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    So some guy on NPR blamed the sad state of Hollywood and the popularity of Michael Bay on Top Gun.

    I...kinda have to agree.

    There are many worse, many more popular action movies than Top Gun.

    True, but Don Simpson was the messiah of the summer blockbuster.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My hair is full of scotch and coke.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    My hair is full of scotch and coke.

    Do you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    My hair is full of scrotum and cock.

    That's what I read at first.

    Kagera on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sup chat?

    Thing I don't get: Smoking meat. Meat is delicious. Smoke is not. Why are you introducing smoke to my deliciousness noooo

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I got the chance to play some MvC 3 with one of my roommate's friends for a sec there.

    Then someone kicked a soccer ball into the Xbox.

    Disc got scratched.

    Shit went down.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i have not had smoked meat i dont think quizzy but it sounds gross

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sup chat?

    Thing I don't get: Smoking meat. Meat is delicious. Smoke is not. Why are you introducing smoke to my deliciousness noooo

    Because "hickory" is a fun word and we have too much hickory.

    Gim on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    I got the chance to play some MvC 3 with one of my roommate's friends for a sec there.

    Then someone kicked a soccer ball into the Xbox.

    Disc got scratched.

    Shit went down.

    Who kicks a soccer ball indoors?!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Can't you buff scratched discs

    Wouldn't that be not super expensive

    the ball kicker should pay for that

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    My hair is full of scotch and coke.

    use it to fashion a mohawk

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Applewood smoked bacon.

    I DON'T WANT MY BACON TO TASTE LIKE FRUIT DAMMIT!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLdIa4FNpI

    i can only hope to be even slightly as cool as this guy one day.

    also worst sentence ever composed.

    have a goood night [chat]terdoodles.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    I have control over it only so far as my actual actions. And, for the record, there are many people whose relationships bring me joy.

    I'm not happy being alone. I don't enjoy not having sex. I'm not entirely sure what kind of magical personality change I'm supposed to go through in order to change that.

    Not being happy at the prospect of being alone and sexless is not a bad thing. In fact it can be quite the good thing! (Assuming you aren't somewhat introverted and so need to spend some time alone with your thoughts to recharge.)

    This, on the other hand, is not.
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    It's more that the massive sexual appeal of extremely effeminate male celebrities bugs me.

    [...] the concept bothers me.

    Be a man. Work on overcoming that character flaw.

    I think I'm not being very clear and failing to express what I'm thinking. Which would be par for the course for me really but what I'm saying is

    Negative feeling->bad reasoning->self-examination of bad reasoning->determining negative feeling is silly

    seems like a pretty decent process. Healthy actually. Eventually it may (hopefully will) get to the point where the negative reaction doesn't even happen

    Basically what I'm saying is: He kinda already is working on it, no?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I got the chance to play some MvC 3 with one of my roommate's friends for a sec there.

    Then someone kicked a soccer ball into the Xbox.

    Disc got scratched.

    Shit went down.

    Who kicks a soccer ball indoors?!

    My roommates do.

    At all hours of the night.

    Near sensitive expensive things.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It has to happen overnight Elf.

    Like when Obama was elected and we entered a post-racial society. Or when slavery ended.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Be a man. Work on overcoming that character flaw.

    yeah not like those fucking women

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Your roommates sound pretty dumb Winky. :P

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    it's unhealthy to want to get laid now?

    come on

    I don't want to take a stance here because each post makes me reconsider everything but that seems a bit far

    There's a difference between horny and envy.

    eh

    I want to get laid

    he's getting laid

    isn't that envy? seems pretty simple.

    I mean... this is the basic concept, really. I'm not gonna stomp a kid's guts in because girls like him.

    But I did explain my psychology on the matter, and I acknowledge that it may not be 'healthy.' However, it's a thing. A thing that happens.

    And it's a bad thing. Doesn't seem very manly to just accept that weakness of character rather than strive against it.

    This is where I can't sympathize with Fro any more

    Yeah okay it's a thing, but it's a thing you have 100% control over. You choose to let it continue, even though you'll admit it's not a good trait.

    Wait I think I'm reading you wrong.

    You're not saying envy is a thing you have 100% control over, right?

    No of course not. How you deal with it you do, but that's not what I'm talking about, either.

    Fro doesn't like that men who don't meet arbitrary standards of 'manliness' are popular with women

    he perceives that these people did not work at being 'manly' and thus don't deserve all the attention he should be getting, because he did the work

    this is something you can choose to think or not. it is completely controllable.

    I have no idea how else to deal with it.

    Stop thinking that way. There is no manliness quota someone has to meet, you have done nothing to deserve the company of a lady more than anyone else.

    This whole thing is starting to go in a different direction from where it started, but to the bolded.

    Yes.

    I have.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Be a man. Work on overcoming that character flaw.

    yeah not like those fucking women


    ladies can be men, too, elendil, haven't you seen anime?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Who's gonna be clubbing it up tonight? I? That is a possibility.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Your roommates sound pretty dumb Winky. :P

    Unfortunately only half of the 8-person cluster are neuroscience majors.

    You can guess which half I tend to hang out with.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I got the chance to play some MvC 3 with one of my roommate's friends for a sec there.

    Then someone kicked a soccer ball into the Xbox.

    Disc got scratched.

    Shit went down.

    Who kicks a soccer ball indoors?!

    My roommates do.

    At all hours of the night.

    Near sensitive expensive things.

    Do this to them, Winky. And play menacing music while you do it.

    Gim on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Your roommates sound pretty dumb Winky. :P

    Unfortunately only half of the 8-person cluster are neuroscience majors.

    You can guess which half I tend to hang out with.

    The slutty half?

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky did you ever sort out that college catastrophe?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Your roommates sound pretty dumb Winky. :P

    Unfortunately only half of the 8-person cluster are neuroscience majors.

    You can guess which half I tend to hang out with.

    The slutty half?


    just because they were in his signature...

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    it's unhealthy to want to get laid now?

    come on

    I don't want to take a stance here because each post makes me reconsider everything but that seems a bit far

    There's a difference between horny and envy.

    eh

    I want to get laid

    he's getting laid

    isn't that envy? seems pretty simple.

    I mean... this is the basic concept, really. I'm not gonna stomp a kid's guts in because girls like him.

    But I did explain my psychology on the matter, and I acknowledge that it may not be 'healthy.' However, it's a thing. A thing that happens.

    And it's a bad thing. Doesn't seem very manly to just accept that weakness of character rather than strive against it.

    This is where I can't sympathize with Fro any more

    Yeah okay it's a thing, but it's a thing you have 100% control over. You choose to let it continue, even though you'll admit it's not a good trait.

    Wait I think I'm reading you wrong.

    You're not saying envy is a thing you have 100% control over, right?

    No of course not. How you deal with it you do, but that's not what I'm talking about, either.

    Fro doesn't like that men who don't meet arbitrary standards of 'manliness' are popular with women

    he perceives that these people did not work at being 'manly' and thus don't deserve all the attention he should be getting, because he did the work

    this is something you can choose to think or not. it is completely controllable.

    I have no idea how else to deal with it.

    Stop thinking that way. There is no manliness quota someone has to meet, you have done nothing to deserve the company of a lady more than anyone else.

    This whole thing is starting to go in a different direction from where it started, but to the bolded.

    Yes.

    I have.

    Which is?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    A co-worker and I were discussing 90s music today. We concluded that party music is no longer made. All that is left is club music.

    And that "Laffy Taffy" is a bad song.

    Gim on
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    it's unhealthy to want to get laid now?

    come on

    I don't want to take a stance here because each post makes me reconsider everything but that seems a bit far

    There's a difference between horny and envy.

    eh

    I want to get laid

    he's getting laid

    isn't that envy? seems pretty simple.

    I mean... this is the basic concept, really. I'm not gonna stomp a kid's guts in because girls like him.

    But I did explain my psychology on the matter, and I acknowledge that it may not be 'healthy.' However, it's a thing. A thing that happens.

    And it's a bad thing. Doesn't seem very manly to just accept that weakness of character rather than strive against it.

    This is where I can't sympathize with Fro any more

    Yeah okay it's a thing, but it's a thing you have 100% control over. You choose to let it continue, even though you'll admit it's not a good trait.

    Wait I think I'm reading you wrong.

    You're not saying envy is a thing you have 100% control over, right?

    No of course not. How you deal with it you do, but that's not what I'm talking about, either.

    Fro doesn't like that men who don't meet arbitrary standards of 'manliness' are popular with women

    he perceives that these people did not work at being 'manly' and thus don't deserve all the attention he should be getting, because he did the work

    this is something you can choose to think or not. it is completely controllable.

    I have no idea how else to deal with it.

    Stop thinking that way. There is no manliness quota someone has to meet, you have done nothing to deserve the company of a lady more than anyone else.

    This whole thing is starting to go in a different direction from where it started, but to the bolded.

    Yes.

    I have.

    Oh god

    Hello there can of worms flippant response that is going to be interpreted in the worst way possible

    But thank god it's 8:00, work is done and I have musics tonight

    Sittin' this one out.

    Later [Chat]

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    This whole thing is starting to go in a different direction from where it started, but to the bolded.

    Yes.

    I have.

    :lol: x 10,000

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It's always bothered me that people will "gg" at the end of every game regardless of whether it was actually good or not.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Winky did you ever sort out that college catastrophe?

    No :(.

    I'm still not sure what to do about it.

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