Also I might've just applied to be his social media intern for the summer
Just pray he's still alive/not in a psych ward by then
Pff
I don't care if he's alive or sane
I just want the job
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edited March 2011
No matter what he's done, how crazy he gets, or how mediocre his sitcom is, Charlie is still okay by me for doing both Hot Shots movies and both Major League movies.
The 7 Best Warlock Insults From Charlie Sheen’s Latest and Greatest Sheen’s Korner
7. Insulting You, Sheen’s Korner Viewers
“Now that I have your lazy f*cking attention, world, sit back and rejoice for the mouth of a messiah, the Count of Calabasas, the f*cking warlock of your jealous face sits before you, undigested hummus, trading real estate for this fire dance.”
6. Insulting the…Legless?
“I beg you all to stay glued to this raven-wise, Gibson-shredding, napalm poet before you — alone and unshackled as the desperate cries of the soon-forgotten echo freely in my lair, directing my gaze to their silly and sad, legless and dying heartbeats.”
5. Insulting CBS (I Think)
“Can slabs of jaundiced gorilla pelts fill the plates of those clowns and nabobs. Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude. Now they just beg for the keys to my gold.”
4. Insulting His CBS/Warner Bros. Enemies
“Here is my unwanted guest list, the names slightly altered to keep their stems from polluting my magic daiquiri or even worse, stealing my favorite pony — a pony named Steve, his orange mane painted blue. Blue, like the evening sky as he gallops into their basement to acquire the ancient flatware and the rotting cheeseboard covered in the mold of their moral dysentery.”
3. Insulting Les Moonves, CBS Corp. Chief
“Less Than Goonves. Part scoundrel. Part my hair to the side. ‘Screw Les,’ I proclaimed. Or better yet, screw more! You gave me your word, so in turn, you gave me nothing. It must really suck being your missus, the promise of getting something — yet receiving nothing. […] Sizzle! Losing! Bye!”
2. Insulting Bruce Rosenblum, Warner Bros. Television Group President
Bruce Daisy n’ Wilt. Shame on you, you much-shorter-than-average fool and shame on your invalid attempts to shellgame this grand magician. My crew now knows the truth and yes, that is all of their fists pounding on your paper-thin chamber door. They now lead with proof of your sordid hypocrisy and yellow spine tactics. […] Must really suck being you. The pulp of fiction suits you well.
1. Insulting Chuck Lorre, Two and a Half Men Creator and CBS Nemesis
“Hiya, Chuckie Cheeseball. Where ya hiding, silly clown? Behind your narcissism? Your greed? Your hatred of yourself or women? […] I see you behind your desperate desire to be liked. ‘Forget love — that ship sailed when you were born,’ to use one of your stupid and unfunny jokes. Good luck with those tin cans, Shitbrain, in the mush mouth of some pathetic carcass you so arrogantly attempt to trade out for this warlock.”
The 7 Best Warlock Insults From Charlie Sheen’s Latest and Greatest Sheen’s Korner
5. Insulting CBS (I Think)
“Can slabs of jaundiced gorilla pelts fill the plates of those clowns and nabobs. Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude. Now they just beg for the keys to my gold.”
Oh My God.
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edited March 2011
are those real things he said? that sounds like Bioware "crazy mage" filler speech
"Excuse me, aren't you...?"
"Hey, you look just like..."
"Oh my God, that's..."
"Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but aren't you..."
"Look, I never do this, but, my wife thinks you're..."
"My friend is so convinced that you're..."
"I'm so embarrassed, but, aren't you...?"
"I know you must be tired of this, but..."
"WAIT!!"
All eyes held in stare, all mouths locked open in shock, as he pulled the latex Charlie Sheen mask from his head, revealing the rotted skull of President Lincoln.
reminder that Charlie Sheen beat his wife and likely beats the women he's currently with
bree olsen actually is likely into that kill the planet
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edited March 2011
Charlie Sheen is acting kinda the way I was when my bi-polar disorder finally 'clicked' and I realized oh shit my life doesn't have to suck
except he's acting the way I would have if I had millions of dollars, two girlfriends, and the media paying attention to every fucked up thing I said.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
reminder that Charlie Sheen beat his wife and likely beats the women he's currently with
this time they like it tho, so it's ok
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edited March 2011
someone quote that with mysst's sig i'm too lazy
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited March 2011
It's hard not to really unless you shower like five times a day
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
No matter what he's done, how crazy he gets, or how mediocre his sitcom is, Charlie is still okay by me for doing both Hot Shots movies and both Major League movies.
I would kill for another Hot Shots movie or Major League movie.
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edited March 2011
I can't get angry at Charlie Sheen. There is no way I can even dispute his state of living right now. He's rich, famous, banging two women and saying whatever he wants.
I can't get angry at Charlie Sheen. There is no way I can even dispute his state of living right now. He's rich, famous, banging two women and saying whatever he wants.
He is living in a personal Valhalla.
But is he eating whole chunks of butter?
That's what I'd like to know.
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Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
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I can't get angry at Charlie Sheen. There is no way I can even dispute his state of living right now. He's rich, famous, banging two women and saying whatever he wants.
He is living in a personal Valhalla.
But is he eating whole chunks of butter?
That's what I'd like to know.
He is probably producing whole chunks of butter through will power alone.
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I would kill for another Hot Shots movie or Major League movie.
ML4 is in the works, with everyone but the dude who played the vet in movie 1 then the coach in movie 2 on board. In fact, that's been a sticking point. There was a quote from Sheen about how he really wants him involved with the project.
I would kill for another Hot Shots movie or Major League movie.
ML4 is in the works, with everyone but the dude who played the vet in movie 1 then the coach in movie 2 on board. In fact, that's been a sticking point. There was a quote from Sheen about how he really wants him involved with the project.
I don't think I ever even realized there was a Major League 3...
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Pff
I don't care if he's alive or sane
I just want the job
http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/the-7-best-warlock-insults-from-charlie-sheens-latest-and-greatest-sheens-korner-1.php
Alas, poor Charlie!
I knew him, but not really:
a fellow of infinite lust, of most excellent cocaine:
he hath gone bareback a thousand times;
and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
my gorge *vrrruuppglumph* at it.
Here hung those lips that have kissed ass-to-mouth I know not how oft.
Where be your Astroglide(TM) now? your gambling? your bongs?
your flashes of genitalia, that were wont to set the precinct on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
Oh My God.
you know, some Tiax shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtMSvZ7Mwow
he said all that? i coulden't even get through the first two.
http://twitter.com/#!/normmacdonald/status/43008236504358912
oh and this too
http://twitter.com/#!/SarahKSilverman/status/43209509358936064
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons
You mean you haven't seen this? I thought somebody already posted it.
The Selected Poetry of Charlie Sheen
I shall die at the top."
-Jonathan Swift
Oh my god.
what?!
Coran Attack!
bree olsen actually is likely into that kill the planet
except he's acting the way I would have if I had millions of dollars, two girlfriends, and the media paying attention to every fucked up thing I said.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
this time they like it tho, so it's ok
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Buncha philisheens around here
LET THIS POST STAND,
AS A MONUMENT
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
That I.D Blues
Sheen is the Hemmingway of our generation
truly
a goddess
hello world
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
just have to keep your head on a swivel, and have good reaction time.
He is living in a personal Valhalla.
But is he eating whole chunks of butter?
That's what I'd like to know.
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
He is probably producing whole chunks of butter through will power alone.
ML4 is in the works, with everyone but the dude who played the vet in movie 1 then the coach in movie 2 on board. In fact, that's been a sticking point. There was a quote from Sheen about how he really wants him involved with the project.
i'm guessing full blown psychosis is but a mere few weeks away.
it could get ugly. like dead people ugly.
I don't think I ever even realized there was a Major League 3...
That plot synopsis is something.