Goddamnit, SE++, I was talking to my boyfriend's mom on the phone and only half paying attention to her and half paying attention to the forums and I say "No, I don't have to write testicles this y-- I mean, I don't have to write exams this year."
i came across a great cavern today, i shall explore further tomorrow
DAY SIX
i found a small exit from the cavern, which quickly became too small to fit through, now i believe i am stuck
DAY SEVEN
i am going to die in here, alone and smelling of minge
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edited June 2007
I scratch the cieling when I run a yellow light.
Have been ever since I started driving. My brother and a bunch of my friends do it too.
dang, I wonder where it started.
Also I always wear the same fedora when I play poker (I have like five fedoras) Everytime I win, I'm wearing that hat.
Also, every time I've slept with a girl for the first time I've been wearing the same boxers. So they're now my date boxers.
You people are retardedly crazy about running yellow/red lights.
The real way to do it is when you're approaching the intersection, you have to say "no cop, no stop!" in your best Sean Connery voice, then when you're crossing through the intersection, you have to raise both hands (fists clenched) in triumph, and yell "Atari!" as loud as you can.
I do it every goddamn time, and I've never gotten a ticket for running reds in my 16+ years of driving.
It also makes passengers happy. The ladies love it.
In bumper to bumper traffic, I'm of firm belief that it will get the cars rolling faster if I hop out real quick and jerk off onto the hood of the nearest $30,000+ car, then quick get back in after wiping some come on their windshield in a heart shape.
In bumper to bumper traffic, I'm of firm belief that it will get the cars rolling faster if I hop out real quick and jerk off onto the hood of the nearest $30,000+ car, then quick get back in after wiping some come on their windshield in a heart shape.
Around these parts, kiss the palm slap the ceiling is for five minutes of good sex.
what does that even mean?
We had something like this too. Without the kiss part. Basically Geek, it is thought that if you hit the roof of the car when you run a yellow or red light it adds onto the amount of good sex you will have in your lifetime. A red gives more time than a yellow obviously. So if I hit two reds, I would be guaranteed 10 minutes of good sex. Therefore, one would try and do this as many times as possible to ensure enough good sex to last a lifetime.
StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited June 2007
Around here if you see yellow you are supposed to accelerate and if you see red you are supposed to stop or your car will get fucking destroyed by traffic. We don't have silly superstitions, we have logic.
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Around these parts, kiss the palm slap the ceiling is for five minutes of good sex.
what does that even mean?
We had something like this too. Without the kiss part. Basically Geek, it is thought that if you hit the roof of the car when you run a yellow or red light it adds onto the amount of good sex you will have in your lifetime. A red gives more time than a yellow obviously. So if I hit two reds, I would be guaranteed 10 minutes of good sex. Therefore, one would try and do this as many times as possible to ensure enough good sex to last a lifetime.
That's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.
I bet you people think that stepping on a crack will indeed actually break your mother's back as well, you nutbags.
Yeah, you talk big, thinking this is all fun and games.
One day, your mom will fall from a ladder or something, crippling her forever.
I guarantee your first thought will be "Oh damn, did I step on a bad crack?"
Also, in other car-related superstitions, I check the underside of the car and the floorboard of the back seat every time I get in. If I have a bag or clothes in the floorboard, I'll lift it up and set it on the seat, just to make sure the floorboard is clear.
You know, for killers, gremlins, undead hobos, snakes, etc.
I check the underside of the car and the floorboard of the back seat every time I get in. If I have a bag or clothes in the floorboard, I'll lift it up and set it on the seat, just to make sure the floorboard is clear.
You know, for killers, gremlins, undead hobos, snakes, etc.
Every time.
I had a huge spider that lived in my old car for a while. Every now and then I'd be driving down the freeway at 100 km/h and it'd run out of the wheel well across the hood and up the windshield and I'd freak out and scream like a lady and swerve everywhere.
I check the underside of the car and the floorboard of the back seat every time I get in. If I have a bag or clothes in the floorboard, I'll lift it up and set it on the seat, just to make sure the floorboard is clear.
You know, for killers, gremlins, undead hobos, snakes, etc.
Every time.
I had a huge spider that lived in my old car for a while. Every now and then I'd be driving down the freeway at 100 km/h and it'd run out of the wheel well across the hood and up the windshield and I'd freak out and scream like a lady and swerve everywhere.
That spider was a total dick.
This happened to me once, i was wearing sandles and i felt something go across my foot as i was driving, i freaked out and almost crashed the car. I got out, looked around down there... and under my break pedal was a black widow.
A stranger time i was getting my car washed and the guy washing it came running up to me inside and asked me if i had forgotten my lizard. Perplexed i go to the car and underneath the seat was a iguana about two feet long.
I check the underside of the car and the floorboard of the back seat every time I get in. If I have a bag or clothes in the floorboard, I'll lift it up and set it on the seat, just to make sure the floorboard is clear.
You know, for killers, gremlins, undead hobos, snakes, etc.
Every time.
I had a huge spider that lived in my old car for a while. Every now and then I'd be driving down the freeway at 100 km/h and it'd run out of the wheel well across the hood and up the windshield and I'd freak out and scream like a lady and swerve everywhere.
That spider was a total dick.
This happened to me once, i was wearing sandles and i felt something go across my foot as i was driving, i freaked out and almost crashed the car. I got out, looked around down there... and under my break pedal was a black widow.
A stranger time i was getting my car washed and the guy washing it came running up to me inside and asked me if i had forgotten my lizard. Perplexed i go to the car and underneath the seat was a iguana about two feet long.
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A VAGINA ADVENTURE
BY BONGI T TREES
warm, wet and moist
DAY TWO
warm, wet and moist
DAY THREE
was nearly drowned in a torrent of red liquid
DAY FOUR
this place is horrible
DAY FIVE
i came across a great cavern today, i shall explore further tomorrow
DAY SIX
i found a small exit from the cavern, which quickly became too small to fit through, now i believe i am stuck
DAY SEVEN
i am going to die in here, alone and smelling of minge
Have been ever since I started driving. My brother and a bunch of my friends do it too.
dang, I wonder where it started.
Also I always wear the same fedora when I play poker (I have like five fedoras) Everytime I win, I'm wearing that hat.
Also, every time I've slept with a girl for the first time I've been wearing the same boxers. So they're now my date boxers.
yeah they're like 4 years old. what.
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and do it sexy
That's just why you do it.
When I was still a virgin I would do it and think to myself that I was rackin' up the minutes.
The real way to do it is when you're approaching the intersection, you have to say "no cop, no stop!" in your best Sean Connery voice, then when you're crossing through the intersection, you have to raise both hands (fists clenched) in triumph, and yell "Atari!" as loud as you can.
I do it every goddamn time, and I've never gotten a ticket for running reds in my 16+ years of driving.
It also makes passengers happy. The ladies love it.
that's pretty weird
No, no, as in, +5 minutes every yellow light.
t slurpeepoop - no cop no stop is only performed at stop signs on country roads in the middle of the day.
It may sound weird, but everyone else gets in on it the next time you run a yellow/red.
Good times.
And I'm serious. I do it every single time.
also, if a light stays green for seemingly too long, just to let me through, I thank the light.
I say "thank you" and I give it a little wink.
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Yeah, that's well established.
We all do that.
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what does that even mean?
If you weren't reading the previous posts of people asking why others kiss their palm and slap the ceiling of the car, then you wouldn't know huh
We had something like this too. Without the kiss part. Basically Geek, it is thought that if you hit the roof of the car when you run a yellow or red light it adds onto the amount of good sex you will have in your lifetime. A red gives more time than a yellow obviously. So if I hit two reds, I would be guaranteed 10 minutes of good sex. Therefore, one would try and do this as many times as possible to ensure enough good sex to last a lifetime.
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That's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.
Yeah, you talk big, thinking this is all fun and games.
One day, your mom will fall from a ladder or something, crippling her forever.
I guarantee your first thought will be "Oh damn, did I step on a bad crack?"
Also, in other car-related superstitions, I check the underside of the car and the floorboard of the back seat every time I get in. If I have a bag or clothes in the floorboard, I'll lift it up and set it on the seat, just to make sure the floorboard is clear.
You know, for killers, gremlins, undead hobos, snakes, etc.
Every time.
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I had a huge spider that lived in my old car for a while. Every now and then I'd be driving down the freeway at 100 km/h and it'd run out of the wheel well across the hood and up the windshield and I'd freak out and scream like a lady and swerve everywhere.
That spider was a total dick.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
That's not superstition, that's common sense, Fram is full of herpes, I don't want to touch anything that Frams's touched.
Satans..... hints.....
This happened to me once, i was wearing sandles and i felt something go across my foot as i was driving, i freaked out and almost crashed the car. I got out, looked around down there... and under my break pedal was a black widow.
A stranger time i was getting my car washed and the guy washing it came running up to me inside and asked me if i had forgotten my lizard. Perplexed i go to the car and underneath the seat was a iguana about two feet long.
where the fuck you live man?