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Girls Gone Wild

ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
So Girls Gone Wild is coming to my town tonight.

Should I:

A. Go see some titties

B. Stay inside like a little bitch

Both choices have their own pros and cons.

My signature was sucking, so I changed it.
It still sucks though.
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Is it free?

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's being filmed at a bar. Although I can't drink, I am old enough to get in. I would expect a small coverage charge around $5.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are you a girl?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I dunno. I mean, GGW has - in the past - only served to make me angry because of their ads on late-night Comedy Central.

    However, those chicks are generally pretty fucking hot.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Are you a girl?

    If he were a girl they'd want him as far away from the cameras as possible.

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Are you a girl?

    Nope.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Are you a girl?

    Nope.

    Then I think you should go.

    I think you should dress up like a girl and go.

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man you won't see jack. There'll be so many slobbering dudes surrounding the cameras and girls that you'd have to push through yards of boners to even see a nipple.

    I have a better suggestion.

    Go to a different bar nearby and talk to the girls there and show them that you're better than cheap thrills and try to get a date.

    Then you won't have to worry about trying to peek a flash.

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Man you won't see jack. There'll be so many slobbering dudes surrounding the cameras and girls that you'd have to push through yards of boners to even see a nipple.

    I have a better suggestion.

    Go to a different bar nearby and talk to the girls there and show them that you're better than cheap thrills and try to get a date.

    Then you won't have to worry about trying to peek a flash.

    I guess that's option C. I didn't think about the multitude of dongers blocking the nipples.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If you go to the GGW event you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Man you won't see jack. There'll be so many slobbering dudes surrounding the cameras and girls that you'd have to push through yards of boners to even see a nipple.

    I have a better suggestion.

    Go to a different bar nearby and talk to the girls there and show them that you're better than cheap thrills and try to get a date.

    Then you won't have to worry about trying to peek a flash.

    I guess that's option C. I didn't think about the multitude of dongers blocking the nipples.

    Imagine that shot that's in a lot of movies of the hero coming through a jungle, pushing aside a bunch of reeds to see a long lost treasure.

    You're the hero. The long lost treasure is a set of titties that is in no way guaranteed to be rude. The reeds are dongers.

    Every one of them.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »
    So Girls Gone Wild is coming to my town tonight.

    Should I:

    A. Go see some titties

    B. Stay inside like a little bitch

    Both choices have their own pros and cons.
    You should go.

    MEGA BONUS POINTS if you are filmed holding up a "Hi Bogey" sign.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    If you go to a bar you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bring a machete.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    If you go to a bar you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

    Yeah but dude we don't know what this guy looks like.

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Thylinas wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Man you won't see jack. There'll be so many slobbering dudes surrounding the cameras and girls that you'd have to push through yards of boners to even see a nipple.

    I have a better suggestion.

    Go to a different bar nearby and talk to the girls there and show them that you're better than cheap thrills and try to get a date.

    Then you won't have to worry about trying to peek a flash.

    I guess that's option C. I didn't think about the multitude of dongers blocking the nipples.

    Imagine that shot that's in a lot of movies of the hero coming through a jungle, pushing aside a bunch of reeds to see a long lost treasure.

    You're the hero. The long lost treasure is a set of titties that is in no way guaranteed to be rude. The reeds are dongers.

    Every one of them.

    I live in Wilmington, NC. The sororities here are apparently competing with the sororities in Myrtle Beach for how many titties they'll show. I can't promise that these tits will be awesome, but there's a good chance of it.

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    It still sucks though.
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    If anyone can find that BMX XXX PA strip where Gabe is filling out the questionnaire, post it as if you quoted me posting it, because that's what I would post if I could find it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bring a sign that has a big thumb on it.

    And whenever they're filming the girls you can sidle up, look around and whip out the sign.

    Thumbs up or thumbs down depending on how hot the girls are.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    If anyone can find that BMX XXX PA strip where Gabe is filling out the questionnaire, post it as if you quoted me posting it, because that's what I would post if I could find it.

    I don't remember this one

    I would also appreciate seeing it posted

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    If you go to a bar you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

    Yeah but dude we don't know what this guy looks like.

    I guess he's not of age either.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »
    The sororities here are apparently competing with the sororities in Myrtle Beach for how many titties they'll show. I can't promise that these tits will be awesome, but there's a good chance of it.

    God I hate sororities.

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    If you go to a bar you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

    Yeah but dude we don't know what this guy looks like.

    I'm not hot.

    I'm also not ugly.

    I ride a pretty nice middle ground.

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    My signature was sucking, so I changed it.
    It still sucks though.
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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    If you go to a bar you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

    Yeah but dude we don't know what this guy looks like.

    I guess he's not of age either.

    18, sophomore in college.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That just means you're ugly but in denial.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    If you go to a bar you will likely find an easy fuck.

    I'm not saying that's good or bad.

    I'm just putting that out there.

    Yeah but dude we don't know what this guy looks like.

    I guess he's not of age either.

    18, sophomore in college.

    Yes, but being able to buy a girl a drink can be useful...

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    GGW comes here pretty often...it's nothing to write home about. Last time they were in town, they hit a homeless person on a bike or something along those lines.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fat chicks at my school try to get on GGW so typically they never use footage from here. Unless you're from the islands, you'll get ugly tits.

    So go ahead and have fun

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »

    I live in Wilmington, NC. The sororities here are apparently competing with the sororities in Myrtle Beach for how many titties they'll show. I can't promise that these tits will be awesome, but there's a good chance of it.

    My guess is that in a given sorority it would be about 50/50 good to bad. Maybe even 70/30 if you are generous.

    Most sorority girls that I have met are good looking and in fairly good shape. But on the other hand, some of the other girls can be fairly beastly.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh,

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ahahaha, oh god. wow.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    There it is.

    There.

    That's my post on the first page.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
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    (Thanks to Annie.)

    [Edit - Dammit, too late.]

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Drunk girls become more delusional than drunk guys.

    Get a girl a little wasted and suddenly she thinks she can fuck like a porn star

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    http://phasetwo.org/pennypacker/

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Drunk girls become more delusional than drunk guys.

    Get a girl a little wasted and suddenly she thinks she can fuck like a porn star

    Truth.

    At least drunk guys tend not to hit on girls that are way out of their league.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Drunk girls become more delusional than drunk guys.

    Get a girl a little wasted and suddenly she thinks she can fuck like a porn star

    Truth.

    At least drunk guys tend not to hit on girls that are way out of their league.
    Man.

    Maybe not in China.

    This drunk guy definitely does, let me tell you.

    I figure if I'm successful more than 10% of the time, I'm doing it wrong.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Thylinas wrote: »
    So Girls Gone Wild is coming to my town tonight.

    Should I:

    A. Go see some titties

    B. Stay inside like a little bitch

    Both choices have their own pros and cons.
    You should go.

    MEGA BONUS POINTS if you are filmed holding up a "Hi Bogey" sign.

    Bogey will know because he waches every single GGW video several times.

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Okay, I'm going. I will describe what I see for scientific purposes at a later date.

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    It still sucks though.
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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thylinas wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Thylinas wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Man you won't see jack. There'll be so many slobbering dudes surrounding the cameras and girls that you'd have to push through yards of boners to even see a nipple.

    I have a better suggestion.

    Go to a different bar nearby and talk to the girls there and show them that you're better than cheap thrills and try to get a date.

    Then you won't have to worry about trying to peek a flash.

    I guess that's option C. I didn't think about the multitude of dongers blocking the nipples.

    Imagine that shot that's in a lot of movies of the hero coming through a jungle, pushing aside a bunch of reeds to see a long lost treasure.

    You're the hero. The long lost treasure is a set of titties that is in no way guaranteed to be rude. The reeds are dongers.

    Every one of them.

    I live in Wilmington, NC. The sororities here are apparently competing with the sororities in Myrtle Beach for how many titties they'll show. I can't promise that these tits will be awesome, but there's a good chance of it.

    Wait its at Myrtle Beach

    I need a car

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    ThylinasThylinas Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Thylinas wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Thylinas wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Man you won't see jack. There'll be so many slobbering dudes surrounding the cameras and girls that you'd have to push through yards of boners to even see a nipple.

    I have a better suggestion.

    Go to a different bar nearby and talk to the girls there and show them that you're better than cheap thrills and try to get a date.

    Then you won't have to worry about trying to peek a flash.

    I guess that's option C. I didn't think about the multitude of dongers blocking the nipples.

    Imagine that shot that's in a lot of movies of the hero coming through a jungle, pushing aside a bunch of reeds to see a long lost treasure.

    You're the hero. The long lost treasure is a set of titties that is in no way guaranteed to be rude. The reeds are dongers.

    Every one of them.

    I live in Wilmington, NC. The sororities here are apparently competing with the sororities in Myrtle Beach for how many titties they'll show. I can't promise that these tits will be awesome, but there's a good chance of it.

    Wait its at Myrtle Beach

    I need a car

    No, they go to Myrtle Beach next week or something. Look at the calender.

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    It still sucks though.
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