OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
There are many types of boxer briefs, I've found. Some cheap cotton ones that aren't too tight and stretch out quick. Some fancy expensive ones that are like what I imagine spanx are.
It's like that old love song, some are smooth and cup you, some are scratchy and stretch out to accommodate your wide butt.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Passer! I just wanted to say that I hope everything turns out okay for you. I know a little bit what it's like to have to go through a revelation with family or sorts and it's tough.
Hah, I haven't even told my parents yet. Ugh.
If you've told any siblings, they may already know. :P
I don't have any siblings. And my family doesn't really talk about things like that anyway. My cousins are the only ones who are likely to see things anyway, and they won't say shit.
It's the church friends that may mention something to my parents, but that won't be for another week at least.
so I recently switched from boxer briefs to boxers (to be more fertile)
and it feels odd
Wut?
Something about getting the testes farther away from the body so they produce more sperm because body heat is actually a bit too warm for proper spermatogenesis
I don't know what the actual science behind it is, it sounds alright, but I don't know and I dont feel like scholaring it
Oh, man. I have to be prepared for most of my family to know everything I post to Facebook whether I'm friended with them or not.
It's weird, I have this broken, dysfunctional family that had no business being a family, but information moves through it as if everyone was plugged into the matrix.
We're too direct for that. Very much a 'from the horses' mouth' type of mentality combined with an independent streak about a mile wide per person, including the babies. If anything, someone might, might mention, in passing, that my parents should give me a call to catch up. But only if they were really, really worried.
There are many types of boxer briefs, I've found. Some cheap cotton ones that aren't too tight and stretch out quick. Some fancy expensive ones that are like what I imagine spanx are.
It's like that old love song, some are smooth and cup you, some are scratchy and stretch out to accommodate your wide butt.
Yeah, boxer briefs end up basically like soft boxers in a couple of weeks... because screw paying more than $8 for three.
There are many types of boxer briefs, I've found. Some cheap cotton ones that aren't too tight and stretch out quick. Some fancy expensive ones that are like what I imagine spanx are.
It's like that old love song, some are smooth and cup you, some are scratchy and stretch out to accommodate your wide butt.
Yeah, boxer briefs end up basically like soft boxers in a couple of weeks... because screw paying more than $8 for three.
I like buying fancy ones, but I will say this
it is so impossible to get a boner in them because TIGHT
we were assured we didn't need to and I believe them. what kind of sucks is that this is a small and close knit group down here. i pretty much like all of my coworkers. so it's kind of a different feeling that i've got going on than a fear for my imminent survival
DO NOT BELIEVE THEM!!!!!
Seriously man. The only way you will keep actually working, instead of collecting a paycheck while you use office resources to print out your resume and browse penny arcade all day, is if they tell you there's nothing to worry about.
Business is business. Start looking for something new, right now.
I hate to agree with Spool, but he's absolutely right.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I don't feel particularly guilty. Just worried over how other people will react. I can't change their reactions, or prevent possible pain, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.
so I recently switched from boxer briefs to boxers (to be more fertile)
and it feels odd
Wut?
Something about getting the testes farther away from the body so they produce more sperm because body heat is actually a bit too warm for proper spermatogenesis
I don't know what the actual science behind it is, it sounds alright, but I don't know and I dont feel like scholaring it
In this day and age I'm surprised people worry about being more fertile. The world has tons of people. And more get made everyday. Many times by accident and then it becomes a National Issue of Governmental Importance.
Like seriously, don't kids just kind of happen?
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
In this day and age I'm surprised people worry about being more fertile. The world has tons of people. And more get made everyday. Many times by accident and then it becomes a National Issue of Governmental Importance.
Like seriously, don't kids just kind of happen?
Hey ELM, read The Departure by Neal Asher.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
In this day and age I'm surprised people worry about being more fertile. The world has tons of people. And more get made everyday. Many times by accident and then it becomes a National Issue of Governmental Importance.
In this day and age I'm surprised people worry about being more fertile. The world has tons of people. And more get made everyday. Many times by accident and then it becomes a National Issue of Governmental Importance.
Like seriously, don't kids just kind of happen?
if you want something to happen, wouldn't you make adjustments to increase the likelihood of that outcome
In this day and age I'm surprised people worry about being more fertile. The world has tons of people. And more get made everyday. Many times by accident and then it becomes a National Issue of Governmental Importance.
Like seriously, don't kids just kind of happen?
if you want something to happen, wouldn't you make adjustments to increase the likelihood of that outcome
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It's like that old love song, some are smooth and cup you, some are scratchy and stretch out to accommodate your wide butt.
No, they creep out of the hamper and put his hand in a bowl of warm water.
oh yeah the list of "pros" in the height list is like
-less short jokes
-can reach the top shelf
feels like my dick be swinging err which way :l
I switched to boxers to look less ridiculous when in my underwear.
It doesn't happen often, but when it does happen you're always happy that you're underwear is not embarrassing.
Wut?
*hugs*
It's life
you are human
pics or it didnt happen
I wear at least boxers to bed because I don't like my dick to get out of alignment, dogg. I sleep on my stomach.
Something about getting the testes farther away from the body so they produce more sperm because body heat is actually a bit too warm for proper spermatogenesis
I don't know what the actual science behind it is, it sounds alright, but I don't know and I dont feel like scholaring it
man, maybe I should finally get involved in some PA folks on fb.
What's yo name?
@Arch huh, it pretty severe or just a slight one?
We're too direct for that. Very much a 'from the horses' mouth' type of mentality combined with an independent streak about a mile wide per person, including the babies. If anything, someone might, might mention, in passing, that my parents should give me a call to catch up. But only if they were really, really worried.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Yeah, boxer briefs end up basically like soft boxers in a couple of weeks... because screw paying more than $8 for three.
I like buying fancy ones, but I will say this
They aren't too tight yet still provide support, it's all good.
Family reunion photo
Women will never understand the massive importance of a properly aligned dick.
There's a FB group with a discussion thread where we all list our names.
chilled and delicious!
Wow this is surprisingly funny.
But is it Awesome Post funny?
I don't feel particularly guilty. Just worried over how other people will react. I can't change their reactions, or prevent possible pain, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.
Face Twit Rav Gram
In this day and age I'm surprised people worry about being more fertile. The world has tons of people. And more get made everyday. Many times by accident and then it becomes a National Issue of Governmental Importance.
Like seriously, don't kids just kind of happen?
I dunno... Feral reported me for Awesome once and it turned out he was really incorrect in his assumptions.
Hey ELM, read The Departure by Neal Asher.
Feral reported me for awesome once. The thread average was 4 stars.
It is kind of amazing, isn't it?
if you want something to happen, wouldn't you make adjustments to increase the likelihood of that outcome
how is this surprising
I dunno man, also from what I understand IVF is gettin' better erryday
It's a weird feeling. It passes with time.
because kids are icky duh
Hmm... maybe it wasn't Feral's fault, then.
Well, I think it's awesome so I'm reporting it.
Fuck 'em if they don't also love it.
Face Twit Rav Gram
every time I have been reported for awesome it was a mistake
except the time bama and I had a fallout-based rap battle
Pretend you missed my birthday.