I'm a little surprised the site hasn't crashed yet just from frantic refreshing.
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and here come all the fairweather whores, sniffing around for a new update
how was your september you fucks
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
When are we gonna see the award winning HBO Homestuck miniseries
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
pipefan413: For you see, the girl had uncovered so many dirty secrets about the terrible batterwitch, including the most troubling one of all.
pipefan413: Of course no one would have believed her, but she knew.
pipefan413: She knew the baroness was not human! :B
Davesprite:
DAVESPRITE: so i didnt
DAVESPRITE: and thats what i didnt get
DAVESPRITE: hes this terrible angry monstrous guy but theres no need to fight him
DAVESPRITE: so he looked me up and down all hard
DAVESPRITE: saw the broken sword
DAVESPRITE: and like before gave me the choice JADESPRITE: you mean Choice!
JADESPRITE: hehehe
JADESPRITE: oops
DAVESPRITE: yeah JADESPRITE: so it was the same choice?
DAVESPRITE: no
DAVESPRITE: it was different
DAVESPRITE: i think it must be always different
DAVESPRITE: depending on the circumstances
DAVESPRITE: i dont know what the choice is when you face him the way youre supposed to
DAVESPRITE: but im showing up as this bleeding bird sprite holding his broken sword
DAVESPRITE: so thats pretty odd situation JADESPRITE: then what did he make you decide?
DAVESPRITE: he sees i got his sword and its busted and you can tell hes pissed
DAVESPRITE: but like before its like restrained anger
DAVESPRITE: like hes always about to just fucking flip but still keeps it together
DAVESPRITE: so he can tell me
DAVESPRITE: he can repair it
DAVESPRITE: and make the deringer with the forge lit
DAVESPRITE: he says he can repair anything
DAVESPRITE: but only one thing
DAVESPRITE: and i had to choose
DAVESPRITE: so i said ok fix the sword
Basically, Dave had the Royal Deringer from the alternate timeline where used "shenanigans" to get the CAPTCHA code. In this timeline, he was able to get forged anew. Now, there is one more step.
DAVESPRITE: but maybe this is a way you can help JADESPRITE: you mean...
JADESPRITE: that i should give him the sword?
DAVESPRITE: if you want JADESPRITE: but i dont want to leave you here either
DAVESPRITE: maybe you dont have to actually go anywhere
DAVESPRITE: you oughta have a lot of special powers remember
DAVESPRITE: because of ascending to doghood JADESPRITE: oh yeah!
DAVESPRITE: try doing your spacey thing
DAVESPRITE: i mean not to sound condescending or anything but its got to be like borderline omnipotence pretty much
DAVESPRITE: just put your mind to it JADESPRITE: alright, i will try.....
Hehe, doghood.
Okay, let's go to the small Derse shuttle on the top right.
Dave and Rose:
TG: we agreed id do it though
TG: or at least you pretended to agree
TG: just before going into a major league wind up with your nap yarn TT: A major league wind up?
TG: sports TT: It's always been pretty sad that I seem to know more about sports than you. Which is really saying something.
TG: all im saying is
TG: no one likes a basketball hog TT: It's probably just "ball hog."
Hehehe. Ahem. Anyway.
TT: Yes, they helped you chart a path through the Ring. And they will open that path for a pilot they have marked.
TT: I believe I fit the description. I'm not sure about you. TG: why do you think that
TT: I am the pilot. That's all there is to say on the matter. TG: but i dont want you to die
TT: Help John and Jade. TG: this isnt right
TT: Then I'm not going to help you wake you up.
GG: you see, that is your problem
GG: okay, one of your many, many problems...
GG: you have no patience to do things the right way, youre always just looking for the shortcut!
GG: even if doing so has brought you nothing but trouble a hundred times before
GG: it is sort of funny that the only thing standing in your way is one of your other problems, your preposterous self loathing
GG: so you cant even trust your future self to help you cheat!
GG: its like you have so many problems, they cancel each other out
You don't get an award for figuring out who she's talking to here.
But here's the essence of it.
GG: well maybe if you werent in such a grumpy hurry all the time you wouldnt have killed your denizen so quickly
GG: you might have actually learned something!!!!!! CG: HUGE UGLY MONSTERS ARE FOR KILLING, PERIOD.
GG: did you ever talk to kanaya about it? CG: I DON'T REMEMBER, MAYBE?
CG: I'M A BUSY GUY, JADE. I TALK TO A LOT OF PEOPLE ABOUT A LOT OF STUFF, INCLUDING MYSELF.
John and Vriska:
Heck, that's just downright morbid.
AG: I guess she got 8oth of us then. Un8elieva8le. EB: she tricked you too?
AG: Yes.
AG: Well, not tricked, so much as made a pointless coin flip and sta88ed me in the 8ack. EB: wow. that's pretty cold blooded!
AG: Oh, sure. She was easily the most underhanded and villainous mem8er of our group.
AG: 8ut I did let my guard down. And even when she sta88ed me, I sure didn't think I was going to die. EB: why not?
AG: It turns out immortality isn't all it's cracked up to 8e. Let's leave it at that. EB: hmm...
Sounds like somebody's bitter!
Aw.
EB: excuse me, it is called the wrinkle fucker, and it is totally amazing. AG: It might 8e alright if you com8ined it with something awesome.
AG: Like some cool dice, for instance.
EB: that's so absurd, like anything like that would ever even happen!!!
EB: i guess if i ever see her, i should thank her too. AG: Why?
EB: because this was important. AG: What was? Getting killed 8y a monster?
EB: well, yes. but not just that.
EB: the whole ruse was important!
EB: if i didn't make the decision to go, then dave would not be able to go back in time and fix things.
EB: in fact, if i didn't die here in this palace, we never would have been born in the first place! AG: How could you know all that?
EB: this way...
Good question, because I don't remember the answer!
AG: Oh, of course. She was 8a88ling in riddles through most of the fight. I wasn't paying much attention though. I mean, what creature DOESN'T speak in 8oring riddles in this game? EB: so, is that what you all did?
EB: kill your denizens as fast as possible, without listening to them? AG: Yeah, pretty much. We were all pretty good players, remem8er?
EB: yes, so i've heard.
Ding ding ding ding ding.
A point hinted at throughout Act 5, but now coming to the fore here with Dead John, Jade, and Davesprite.
The Denizens are game constructs, but sometimes the best choice is not to kill them.
I wish I was smart enough to analyze and do an actual report on the conditions by which MSPA has become so damn popular
it would be fascinating
one andrew hussie worked on it very hard
the end
there are plenty of things the creator has worked on hard, even harder, and has been vastly less popular
the end
i don't think there was ever a point where hussie lost notoriety - he has slowly and steadily built this comic empire on his own sweat and tears
what is this work that hussie worked on harder than home "more words than moby dick" stuck
even crwth is unable to go an entire post without throwing in something good
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I had no idea mspa cost that much
dude deserves to be making bank off advertising
3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
Considering that Hussie seems to be making a comfortable living, it's not really comparable to PA's situation at the start.
Also, MSPA is no doubt more popular now than PA was when Khoo took the reigns.
And you become classically conditioned to the beep boop sound effect that signals a new update.
I wish I was smart enough to analyze and do an actual report on the conditions by which MSPA has become so damn popular
it would be fascinating
Because I have an extension for chrome, but back when we were still getting updates it had started to go off hours late.
one andrew hussie worked on it very hard
the end
Go into the wilds to study the fantrolls in their natural habitat
Nope, it uses the autosave function to check the site every minute to see if there is a new update
I'm convinced the plethora of fanart has played a huge part
there was a fuckton of very high quality work long before it got really insane
there are plenty of things the creator has worked on hard, even harder, and has been vastly less popular
the end
I don't know how it works but it's fast and accurate.
I never fall for fake update posts. It also prevents gum disease.
And I look so cool using it.
Huh. Well that sounds a little more reliable.
I can literally keep posting relevant images to the update for the rest of the thread.
Good characters are the key, I reckon.
Most things that get cult followings like this have good characters.
This thread is for the DIEHARDS.
how was your september you fucks
word of mouth, people drawing fanart and telling their friends so they too can draw fanart
also the author is absurdly dedicated
oh, skull man you scamp
Lots going on there! I assume you can see the banner yourself.
Let's change it up and start with Nannasprite.
Davesprite:
Hehe, doghood.
Okay, let's go to the small Derse shuttle on the top right.
Dave and Rose:
Jade Jade:
But here's the essence of it.
John and Vriska:
Heck, that's just downright morbid. Sounds like somebody's bitter!
Aw.
A point hinted at throughout Act 5, but now coming to the fore here with Dead John, Jade, and Davesprite.
The Denizens are game constructs, but sometimes the best choice is not to kill them.
Screw you, this is my FIRST ever update.
Not my fault its the biggest most anticipated one ever.
I just wanted to start out big.
Should have held the line, should have kept posting
Edit- Rorus, do it
i don't think there was ever a point where hussie lost notoriety - he has slowly and steadily built this comic empire on his own sweat and tears
what is this work that hussie worked on harder than home "more words than moby dick" stuck
even crwth is unable to go an entire post without throwing in something good
I stayed the fuck out.
You guys give me the creeps.
they crowd and they reach and they all know your name
dirty stained hands clawing at your cairo overcoat
lips cracked and bleeding around a snaggletoothed smile that doesn't reach their glassy yellow eyes
"I heard you had a little"
I'm not sure what we've been talking about the last two months.
We band of shitposters.
I think a movie is more likely