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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    Did somebody say "sea men" ?

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    If only they were all actually that fabulous

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    My seamen are more fabulous than three hours of Logo TV

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Keith cums solid gold glitter

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    SenorTacos wrote:
    Will I be receiving Keith's semen?

    It receives you

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    semenception

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    semenception

    must...go...deeper?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    BWAHMCHICKAWAHMWAHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    So I've got everything except one crucial piece of my gift - well and a later thing but I can't do that until, you know, later - and now the issue is that I can't figure out when I'll have time to go to the post office. At least not until Wednesday. Wednesday!

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith cums solid gold glitter

    All that glitters is gulped

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Did somebody say "sea men" ?

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    Perhaps I could call the hot cops and ask them to come up with something more nautically themed.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the home made portion is a specially made porno called

    I saw mommy blowing bronson clause

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Did somebody say "sea men" ?

    Seamen.jpg

    Perhaps I could call the hot cops and ask them to come up with something more nautically themed.

    Hot sailors! Better yet...

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Did somebody say "sea men" ?

    Seamen.jpg

    Perhaps I could call the hot cops and ask them to come up with something more nautically themed.

    Hot sailors! Better yet...

    I - like hot sailors.

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    hehehehehehe I just threw in another gift, a bonus that was really cheap but also REALLY GOOD

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I HAVE A BIG PACKAGE

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    So I arrive home to a notice on my door. I have a package in the office.

    Spoiler:

    This one.


    Let's open it shall we?

    Spoiler:


    A 5qt double dutch oven and a grill press. Well now that is some awesome gifting.


    And the grill press matches the grill pan I got from Satan last year!


    So who is this awesome?


    no fucking clue No name. no note. No nothin but a shipping invoice.


    Take a bow secret satan, you are awesome.

    Stale on
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I HAVE A BIG PACKAGE

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Holy crap, that's rad, Stale.

  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    My gift shipped today. It's not much, but it's all I can afford right now and I hope my person likes it!

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Holy crap, that's rad, Stale.

    It really is. I have almost every piece of functional cast iron I want now.

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    Dang! That's a nice package :winky:

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    That's awesome, Dan! I wonder who it was. They need to man up so they can receive cripple hugs.

    Lots of Satans not wasting any time this year. I need to wait about a paycheck before I can order some of my person's things.

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    That's nice, Stale. Looks like it weighs a ton.

    I just got an email today that my student loan is on its way in, so the real question is, will it make it to my bank account tomorrow - on a Saturday - or will I have to wait until Monday before I ship off some goodies?

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    That's awesome, Dan! I wonder who it was. They need to man up so they can receive cripple hugs.

    Lots of Satans not wasting any time this year. I need to wait about a paycheck before I can order some of my person's things.

    That's why I'm buying my Satanee's gifts earlier than I would normally, actually. Gotta spread my expenses around a bit. And next month is going to be sooo not-cheap.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    Doof yeah

    I should get on it this weekend so I don't get slammed with Xmas money woes

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Stale wrote:
    So I arrive home to a notice on my door. I have a package in the office.

    Spoiler:

    This one.


    Let's open it shall we?

    Spoiler:


    A 5qt double dutch oven and a grill press. Well now that is some awesome gifting.


    And the grill press matches the grill pan I got from Satan last year!


    So who is this awesome?


    no fucking clue No name. no note. No nothin but a shipping invoice.


    Take a bow secret satan, you are awesome.

    I'm glad you like it. :-D

    There's another package coming soon but I haven't a clue when it'll arrive. Amazon says it was delivered by "Lasership" and was left at the leasing office today. Edit: Lasership says this apparently means it was left with an apartment/townhome management office or something. If you have that sort of thing then check there, if not then let me know so I can try to get them to find where they left your gift.

    Depending on finances in December, (AT&T is eating my wallet right now) there will be more. But right now just try to look out for this final missing piece that whatever the fuck Lasership supposedly left at a leasing office.

    ShimSham on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Also Stale, I'm sure you know this as a competent person, but don't be like my wife's old roommate with her cookware and make soup in the Dutch oven and then leave it soaking in water for days near ruining it with rust. We were thankful her grandmother knew how to re-season it.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    that is not what a dutch oven is

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    that is not what a dutch oven is

    PM Keith to find out more?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    ShimSham wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    So I arrive home to a notice on my door. I have a package in the office.

    Spoiler:

    This one.


    Let's open it shall we?

    Spoiler:


    A 5qt double dutch oven and a grill press. Well now that is some awesome gifting.


    And the grill press matches the grill pan I got from Satan last year!


    So who is this awesome?


    no fucking clue No name. no note. No nothin but a shipping invoice.


    Take a bow secret satan, you are awesome.

    I'm glad you like it. :-D

    There's another package coming soon but I haven't a clue when it'll arrive. Amazon says it was delivered by "Lasership" and was left at the leasing office today. Edit: Lasership says this apparently means it was left with an apartment/townhome management office or something. If you have that sort of thing then check there, if not then let me know so I can try to get them to find where they left your gift.

    Depending on finances in December, (AT&T is eating my wallet right now) there will be more. But right now just try to look out for this final missing piece that whatever the fuck Lasership supposedly left at a leasing office.

    You done good!

    I only had 2 packages in the office when I went today, my skyrim pre-order, and the box with the cast iron. Although they aren't always on top of things. I'll check tomorrow morning when I go to the gym.


    Thank you, I very much appreciate it!


    and of course I'll care for my cast iron properly.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    Good, good. <3 Merry XMas everyone.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    the earliest possible time my satan can get their first present is Monday, I think. If i'm lucky, something might show up tomorrow. That'd be great.

  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    End wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    that is not what a dutch oven is

    PM Keith to find out more?

    In Japan, they call sex dolls "Dutch wives".

    Platypus Beirut on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    so i go out to eat with forum peeps this evening, and what does sassori hand me right when i get out of the metro?

    a box of cupcakes from my secret satan!

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    and from my favorite cupcakery as well, lavender moon! As you can see, i've already eaten two cupcakes on the metro ride home. She refused to tell me who it was, but said that more is in coming. thank you, mysterious secret satan! I loooooove you!

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    Cup caaaaaaaaakes.

    They look tasty.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    they are def tasty! i believe that top left is mexican chocolate with the missing one below it the same, bottom left is blood orange dreamsicle with the one missing next to it the same, top right is peanut butter, and middle right is vanilla with lemon curd, if i know my cupcakes right

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    I was gonna say if there's one dude here who knows how to take care of cast iron stuff, it's gotta be Stale

    ... I really need to reseason my cast iron pan.

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