Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited July 2007
I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears.
if i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited July 2007
If I told you you had a great body, would you stop screaming so I could finish? Christ, it would be over already if you'd just shut the fuck up and take it like a man.
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Yes, I have a foreign accent. "
These two usually do the trick
Yeeesssssssss!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Cheater
fat penguin.
what?
fat penguin. i just wanted to say something to break the ice.
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Enough to break the ice"
"we should go out for a drink, and i can tell you all about how you cost me a mannequin."
i uh. didn't explore that.
All is fair in love and war.
"why don't you come back to my place and get out of those wet clothes"
i don't know whether to mount you or eat you
sadly, that would probably work on me
i think i'd drop to the floor laughing
but it'd work
Save yourself from hell.
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...would you like to test drive the new 2008 (Insert name) Vagina?
ahahaha
Because I always wanted to fuck one.
:^:
If only that worked.
How about "I haven't had any in so long, I've reacquired my virginity. Would you like to take it again?”.
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:whistle:
Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy, baby
Make it last all night
She was an American girl
:whistle:
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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so ya got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!
nyehahahaha!
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i'll hide you from the cops when they come to arrest you for stealing my heart.
^ i have actually said some variation of this to arsenic. ahaha. augh.
Wanna fuck?