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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And a whole lot of laughs!

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What about Tommy Dick-fingers?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No, I work for a small games company in downtown Seattle. I've worked at a number of places, including Microsoft. I have mixed feelings about the company; I think a lot of the software engineers are well-meaning folk. I just think they have a number of shoddy managers, some questionable agendas, and too many F'ing lawyers trying to decide things.

    HCI will help you get a job in UI, its true. A friend of mine just finished his masters in that about 6 months ago and got job offers out the wazoo. He's at Boeing now, I believe.

    And is it only 7, Teefs?

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And some "could go either way".

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    And some "could go either way".

    i need names and numbers.
    :p

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    neville wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    And some "could go either way".

    i need names and numbers.
    :p

    SE++ is not a dating service.

    Yet.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    And some "could go either way".

    i need names and numbers.
    :p

    SE++ is not a dating service.

    Yet.

    Is too.

    The shock of the Real today is that is too fucking hot in this city D:

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Speaking of the real, I gotta go do my application to Law School soon

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, can I be Katchem_Ash's butler. Not in a gay way. Not like buttler, like manservant. Not like manservant like in a gay way. In a English Alfred Pennyworth way.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Seriously, can I be Katchem_Ash's butler. Not in a gay way. Not like buttler, like manservant. Not like manservant like in a gay way. In a English Alfred Pennyworth way.

    I can think of better masters.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Seriously, can I be Katchem_Ash's butler. Not in a gay way. Not like buttler, like manservant. Not like manservant like in a gay way. In a English Alfred Pennyworth way.

    I can think of better masters.

    No. SERIOUSLY. Every couple of years I post into this forum how I would love to be a butler. And no one ever takes me seriously. Like it's below them or I am asking for charity or some shit. Seriously enough of you guys make enough money to afford one and of those a subsection do not like to clean. I love to clean. See. Symbiotic.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Seriously, can I be Katchem_Ash's butler. Not in a gay way. Not like buttler, like manservant. Not like manservant like in a gay way. In a English Alfred Pennyworth way.

    I can think of better masters.

    No. SERIOUSLY. Every couple of years I post into this forum how I would love to be a butler. And no one ever takes me seriously. Like it's below them or I am asking for charity or some shit. Seriously enough of you guys make enough money to afford one and of those a subsection do not like to clean. I love to clean. See. Symbiotic.

    You misread my statement. I also take a great deal of enjoyment in housework, cooking and beverage assembly. Esspecially if it is for someone else. I am often accused of being odd for it. I take great pride in mxing or concucting the perfect drink.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I could use a butler.

    I ain't payin' ya... but if you wanna follow me around and clean up after me, answer my phone calls, manage my schedule and call out for hookers for me then I'm down with that.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Seriously, can I be Katchem_Ash's butler. Not in a gay way. Not like buttler, like manservant. Not like manservant like in a gay way. In a English Alfred Pennyworth way.

    I can think of better masters.

    No. SERIOUSLY. Every couple of years I post into this forum how I would love to be a butler. And no one ever takes me seriously. Like it's below them or I am asking for charity or some shit. Seriously enough of you guys make enough money to afford one and of those a subsection do not like to clean. I love to clean. See. Symbiotic.

    How about you get a job cleaning houses

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Seriously, can I be Katchem_Ash's butler. Not in a gay way. Not like buttler, like manservant. Not like manservant like in a gay way. In a English Alfred Pennyworth way.

    I can think of better masters.

    No. SERIOUSLY. Every couple of years I post into this forum how I would love to be a butler. And no one ever takes me seriously. Like it's below them or I am asking for charity or some shit. Seriously enough of you guys make enough money to afford one and of those a subsection do not like to clean. I love to clean. See. Symbiotic.

    How about you get a job cleaning houses

    That's a good idea. Every time I go looking for that kind of work I bow out before I go to the place of business. I need to really focus and not lose concentration.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butlers are not cleaners.

    Maids are cleaners.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh sweet

    i'm going for a job interview for a role that pays a tidy sum

    and

    it's less than a five minute walk from my house

    so exciting

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    oh sweet

    i'm going for a job interview for a role that pays a tidy sum

    and

    it's less than a five minute walk from my house

    so exciting

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAIL THAT THANG!

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Good luck bsjezz!
    I am sending good vibes your way.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    ^ Good vibes.
    ..or is it ascii URINE!? No one can ever tell.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i've always thought being wee'd on was a sign of good luck

    thanks for the kind piss!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I guess I don't really live in the real world.


    Asia, weeaboo, and all of that.

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am incredibly lazy

    If I could just sleep all day every day, I would

    I basically did no homework whatsoever in my last year of high school (I think I actually showed up for one day in the last quarter). Finished in the 82nd percentile of the state, earning me a spot in the Uni course I wanted, and $20,000 worth of scholarships.

    As happy as I am about this, I realise that there are a lot of people out there who work their fucking asses off and don't get anywhere near the same opportunities that I have. It makes me feel guilty, but I'm not going to sit here and be ungrateful. I've been given the chance to learn and potentially get a career in something I really enjoy, and I'm going to take that chance.

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    Lord MaloryLord Malory Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Real World= suck in the beginning. Folks keep saying itll get more interesting, but hey.

    Sometimes you choose your path, and somertimes the force chooses you or some shit. I knew
    getting into my field I would be poor ass for quite some time. (Two Conservatories for theater training, a undergrad degree in theater performance, and im working on my M.A. in theater producing and directing, which is where the money is in the arts/entertainment field)

    I love my training, my school, my classmates. I love people in the arts that are fucking crazy like me. (sadly) im single, but that means im saving money because i like dropping cash on my gal and doing shit, going out, traveling, gay ass crap like that. dates, wine, and all that shit. (inconsistent capitolization, but that the glory of the internet.)

    However, to get through school, when your in it six years, and move to New York City a month after nine eleven and its crazy, then move back to new orleans to save money and katrina happens kind of does a fuck on your career. Was only planning on chillign here for a few months before starting to make the circuit around the country for performing arts jobs, but thats on hold so i went back to school. So now im working a tech job doing computer support solo for 177 employees for the state office for one of the largest liquor companies in the south, and meeting some great people. The problem is, the fun people are all like 15 years older than me. Friends have jetted, only the same loser-ass people i hated in high school are still in the city. Expanding your social network as a 24 year old man is a bit hard in this climate, where people (and the women) are looking for folks that are actually successful, or getting married, or your guy friends who arent "artists" (god i hate that word/self-description) are busy clubbin it out, and your too busy working then going to rehearsal to some shit play just so you can put more crap on your resume.

    the past few months ive gotten over self-pity, now i just bitch, and its fun and is cathartic. I dont even mind being single, dont have time for a girlfriend right now. Its the lack of ability to just call people up to get a beer thats the hardest, and going down to the counter-culture bars i chill at by ones self is just lame. Im not fifty and trying to avoid my family.

    So any penny-arcades in new orleans? Ill buy you some drinks yo :) People with piercing and tattoos who like Russian vodka bars are great. got a new one in town that serves absynth on the down low.

    Theres the ramble. at work nearly alone because the salaried folks mostly took off for the day, and im sleepy as fuck.

    peace, PAers, and love.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am incredibly lazy

    If I could just sleep all day every day, I would

    I basically did no homework whatsoever in my last year of high school (I think I actually showed up for one day in the last quarter). Finished in the 82nd percentile of the state, earning me a spot in the Uni course I wanted, and $20,000 worth of scholarships.

    As happy as I am about this, I realise that there are a lot of people out there who work their fucking asses off and don't get anywhere near the same opportunities that I have. It makes me feel guilty, but I'm not going to sit here and be ungrateful. I've been given the chance to learn and potentially get a career in something I really enjoy, and I'm going to take that chance.

    How the hell did you get $20,000 worth of scholarships for being in the 82nd percentile?

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I need to find a place to live. There's two guys I could move in with, but I would be living in their loft area of their apartment.

    Part of thinks this would be cool, but the other part thinks I would miss having a door.

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    After transferring 3 times and practically losing every credit I ever earned, I said "fuck it" and stopped at about my 4th year of college. I had 2 years worth of credits after 4 full-time years of college and 3 different majors.

    Practically every person I know with a degree is doing something that is in no way related what they got a degree for. A buddy of mind got a psych degree, yeah, he's now over in Japan teaching English to Japanese students.

    For me, finding a specialization and going after it is where its at. I went towards Real Estate and Commercial Management and am doing great now. You can get specialized certifications for practically anything you aspire to do. Pretty easy to find a job at that point, especially if you have prevous experience.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The real world sucks. Paying rent sucks. Working sucks. Horseshit!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had a four-year, full-ride, Air Force ROTC scholarship. But the school I chose to apply it to rescinded my admission at the last minute, which I was upset about at the time. In retrospect, one of the best things to ever happen to me.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My grandma died last Friday, and yesterday a friend of a friend got killed, so...yeah. The real world is pretty awesome.

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just finished 2nd year of university. Looking for a summer job, with absolutely no luck so far. Job market's dry as hell in LA, doubly so for people seeking summer-only.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I am packing things away from my room since I will be painting it. I realized I have to many adapters and wires laying around. I am like "What the hell is that for?" and I can't find anything to go with it. I mean I found a Dr. Disk in between my Manga shelf and by chest of drawers. I opened by closet and boxes came flying at me. I look under my bed and I find all sorts of weird things. "What the Hell is this?" or "When the hell did I buy this" or more likely "There it is!"

    Holy Hell I have a lot of stuff stored away. I need boxes.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've spent the last week going through my earthly belongings and throwing 80% of them away.

    If I haven't thought about it or SEEN it for the past three years, it is no good to me. To the trash it goes.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I am packing things away from my room since I will be painting it. I realized I have to many adapters and wires laying around. I am like "What the hell is that for?" and I can't find anything to go with it. I mean I found a Dr. Disk in between my Manga shelf and by chest of drawers. I opened by closet and boxes came flying at me. I look under my bed and I find all sorts of weird things. "What the Hell is this?" or "When the hell did I buy this" or more likely "There it is!"

    Holy Hell I have a lot of stuff stored away. I need boxes.

    You should hire some one.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My diploma arrived in the mail today.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri, did you know Mully is your avatar twin?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I can fit all my earthly possessions in the back of my car, and still see through the back glass.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Sheri, did you know Mully is your avatar twin?

    Makes sense, she drew it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Those novelty diplomas I mailed out should be arriving today.

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