So I'm standing outside smoking, and young Private Butterball happens to be sitting and smoking around the same time. And he poses the question, "How old are you Sgt?"
"I'm twenty-six."
"Holy shit, you look like you're barely 20."
I laugh it off, and slightly irked, go and ask someone else.
"Yeah man, you look fresh outta boot camp maaaaybe 22."
What the hell, I'm not sure if I am flattered or what. I know I am not old and crusty, but I know I have to look older than 20. Jesus, 20? I dont even remember 20.
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"Hey, how old are you?"
"20"
"Really?! You look like you're 10"
There ya go.
My back and neck makes me feel like I'm about 60.
:x
Ain't nothing wrong with that. Be flattered. It used to bother me to until just recently when I stopped getting carded. I think it's from the luggage under my eyes. Now I really miss it.
Inside I feel dead.
Curiously though nobody at my work knew my age, and were shocked when I revelaed I had just turned 21, given what job I do (and how damned well I do it!)
I still get ID'd when buying lottery tickets (16+) so I guess I look about 15.
Handily I feel about 15 too which is making my decision about whether I buy a house with my girlfriend a bit more daunting than usual..
Cut yourself.
Me, I look like the thirties I am, and I still feel like I'm 19. Except when my body does stupid shit, in which case I feel 70.
I'm 26. I don't know how other people percieve my age.
But Im around older people alot so they always say Im so young.
It kind of pisses me off.
Plus Im balding already and I gots depression.
Woo.
Cheer up, kid.
I do have a bitchin' beard though, without it I probably just look 21.
I grow the shittiest looking beards. Does anyone else have hair on their face like mine that looks like chin pubes?
Fucking 5-alpha-reductase deficient skin cells.
The myth goes the more you shave, the thicker it grows, especially if you use a razor, which I never do. Electric Razor all the way!
I'm actually starting to feel my age, although I keep forgetting how old I am and have actually answered '20 - no, shit, sorry, 23' when asked my age.
Wait, Connor McLeod of the clan McLeod?
What a small world, I'm your 3rd cousin twice removed on your father's side, Duncan.
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And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
It's the same myth that shaving your legs makes them hairier..
When you wax / pluck you pull the entire hair out from the root - so when new hairs grow in they have to start out being all thin and soft and then as they grow out they thicken. When you shave all you do is lop the tip off so when it regrows it's immedietly as thick as it was and so feels scratchier..
Now I'm almost 28, I look like a withered old man, weary of the world, waiting for death.
Cut yourself.
People have guessed my age as being anywhere between 18 and 32, mostly because, seriously, it's damn hard to tell how old Chinese girls are between 18 and 35. You think 24, no, she's 29. You think 32, she's 25.
I feel 21, but that's likely the alcohol talkin'.
So I just clicked your sig and I was ready to feel some amount of remorse
then I saw this image and started laughing
Good riddance to faggot bands or whatever the fuck kinda music that label supported.
I'm not that emo.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
D:D:
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one night at a hostel the owner took a bunch of us out drinking and afterwards she got hella drunk and held my hand on the way back and then lay down on the couch in the lounge area, barely able to stay awake but still holding me next to her while we whispered some private conversation as she was dozing off, when she asked how old i was
after telling her, it took a few seconds to register before she quickly sat up, asked me again, then walked over to the other side of the room to ask someone else whose english was better than hers, just to make sure she truly understood that i was many years younger than she had thought, and maybe that she shouldnt have taken me out drinking given that i was 3 years underage
at this point she was pretty much fully awake and thought it a good time to say goodnight and go back to her own room