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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Call me when Apple starts selling a BMI.

    Of course if they do I will probably have a heart-attack and die.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    They still haven't removed how retarded you'll look using the iPad as a video camera in public though.

    i saw a dude taking pictures at the park on his ipad the other day

    all i could think was how dumb he looked and how unweildy the device was for that task and how he'd probably wind up dropping it


    This is one of my favorite pictures.

    spike-lee-photographing-obama-with-an-ipad-2551-1303678907-2.jpg

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    mindspork wrote: »
    Jesus shit why do you need 250 PPI on a 9" screen?

    because we will have that on all displays eventually, and since the iPad is geared towards content consumption at distances very close to your face... it makes sense that the text be as easy on the eyes as humanly possible.

    Point.

    I'm thinking more from the angle of "Fuck, we just bought all these iPad2s because apparently Blackberries aren't 'the thing' anymore, and now I'm going to have to shit out money to buy a bunch of 3s."

    no this is the technology trap

    the answer is, the old devices still work!

    they are still good!

    I still use my original iphone as a music player
    Right, until they patch it.

    I still remember borrowing PotatoNinja's iPhone one time to check the bus schedule--because he has a smart phone and I do not--and then handing it back to him after five minutes because I could do it faster on my older not-smart phone.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Also yes it is my birthday.

    I'm pretty proud of how subtly I dropped that information in [chat].

    vRyue2p.png
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    VH IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!?

    Also why aren't we facebook friends?!?!?!

    I can't be facebook friends with men who are shorter than I am.

    Which, I mean, doesn't exclude many people, but does exclude you.

    I believe I have the perfect retort for this

    *ahem*
    WeirdFacebookMessage.jpg

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You might watch that. Maybe. If you'd like.

    21stCentury on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Also yes it is my birthday.

    I'm pretty proud of how subtly I dropped that information in [chat].

    VH, are you still thinking about doing those animations?

    Because I am still on board.

    EDIT:
    I should probably add: Happy Birthday

    Winky on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Well that's an interesting facebook app.

    Psn:wazukki
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    They still haven't removed how retarded you'll look using the iPad as a video camera in public though.

    i saw a dude taking pictures at the park on his ipad the other day

    all i could think was how dumb he looked and how unweildy the device was for that task and how he'd probably wind up dropping it


    This is one of my favorite pictures.

    spike-lee-photographing-obama-with-an-ipad-2551-1303678907-2.jpg

    is that spike lee

    919UOwT.png
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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    They still haven't removed how retarded you'll look using the iPad as a video camera in public though.

    i saw a dude taking pictures at the park on his ipad the other day

    all i could think was how dumb he looked and how unweildy the device was for that task and how he'd probably wind up dropping it


    This is one of my favorite pictures.

    spike-lee-photographing-obama-with-an-ipad-2551-1303678907-2.jpg

    is that spike lee

    None other.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    VH IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!?

    Also why aren't we facebook friends?!?!?!

    I can't be facebook friends with men who are shorter than I am.

    Which, I mean, doesn't exclude many people, but does exclude you.

    I believe I have the perfect retort for this

    *ahem*
    WeirdFacebookMessage.jpg

    Well done. lol

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    obama did the thing where you turn someone's hand so they don't get a good shake

    and instead you hold it like you are going to give it a kiss, milady

    what a jerk!

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    you're right, let me edit my post.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    They still haven't removed how retarded you'll look using the iPad as a video camera in public though.

    i saw a dude taking pictures at the park on his ipad the other day

    all i could think was how dumb he looked and how unweildy the device was for that task and how he'd probably wind up dropping it


    This is one of my favorite pictures.

    spike-lee-photographing-obama-with-an-ipad-2551-1303678907-2.jpg

    is that spike lee

    None other.

    what a goof
    obama did the thing where you turn someone's hand so they don't get a good shake

    and instead you hold it like you are going to give it a kiss, milady

    what a jerk!

    THE WORST KIND OF HANDSHAKE

    919UOwT.png
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    An RTS involving Robin Hood that doesn't look terrible graphically?

    Intriguing.

    http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/robin_hood

    That's not rts in the sense of C&C just so you're aware. It is exactly Commandos. To the slimmest detail. It's also completely awesome.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    He may have missed the earlier discussion on the matter.

    Anyway, whether or not it is misplaced, I kind of like it when the World unites to attack nasty murdering jerks, even if just by social media

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    obama did the thing where you turn someone's hand so they don't get a good shake

    and instead you hold it like you are going to give it a kiss, milady

    what a jerk!

    That's nothing. Was chatting with a neighbor a few weeks back, and we had a good, solid talk. Some real brotalkin' going on.

    When it was time for us to part ways, I went all standard handshake, but he went all hipster handshake into complicated hand gestures on me.

    Tried to autocorrect, but I somehow ended up aggressively jerking off his index finger at the end, like "play your cards right and there's more where this came from!"

    I wanted to try to override all that silliness with a standard handshake, but it was too late. The moment had passed.

    So yeah, probably never going to see that guy stop and chat ever again.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You shouldn't watch that, Sparvy thinks it's dumb.

    Every single person has been sharing this on facebook today.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    He may have missed the earlier discussion on the matter.

    Anyway, whether or not it is misplaced, I kind of like it when the World unites to attack nasty murdering jerks, even if just by social media

    I must've missed it. Was the general consensus that it's dumb and we shouldn't do anything?

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    I didn't say it was dumb and that you shouldn't watch it.

    I'm just saying that watching it isn't very important.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Sparvy wrote: »
    I didn't say it was dumb and that you shouldn't watch it.

    I'm just saying that watching it isn't very important.

    i was too facetious. I regret posting it and editing it now.

    21stCentury on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    I didn't say it was dumb and that you shouldn't watch it.

    I'm just saying that watching it isn't very important.

    i was too facetious. I regret posting it and editing it now.

    never regret

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    obama did the thing where you turn someone's hand so they don't get a good shake

    and instead you hold it like you are going to give it a kiss, milady

    what a jerk!

    Actually that's true, he is doing a finger shake in that photo.

    heh.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm a bit mad at ME3 for eating my Shepard's face. :cry:

    I heard a little about this. Am I going to have to redo the Sheperd face I've carried through ME1 and ME2?

    Maybe. It doesn't affect everybody, and Bioware is working on a patch.

    There is a way to export a face code from an ME2 save but it's a bit complicated.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Tried to autocorrect, but I somehow ended up aggressively jerking off his index finger at the end, like "play your cards right and there's more where this came from!"

    haha

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    He may have missed the earlier discussion on the matter.

    Anyway, whether or not it is misplaced, I kind of like it when the World unites to attack nasty murdering jerks, even if just by social media

    I must've missed it. Was the general consensus that it's dumb and we shouldn't do anything?

    Not at all, but telling a bunch of facebook using teenagers to essentially sign a petition to have a guy in another country arrested doesn't change the fact that it will never work, just like how other countries requesting the arrest of George Bush or Dick Cheney or Kim Jong or any other political leader, admittedly ruthless or not, that the outside world disagrees with.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    I didn't say it was dumb and that you shouldn't watch it.

    I'm just saying that watching it isn't very important.

    i was too facetious. I regret posting it and editing it now.

    never regret

    i am basically a regret elemental, from the sub-plane of regret. it's tucked in near the negative energy plane.

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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    It's around the level of "Let's all change our avatars to *blah* to promote awareness for *blah 2*"

    Then again. I already knew who he was and that he was a complete bag of dicks. And that he's been on the run since '05? '06?
    Feral wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm a bit mad at ME3 for eating my Shepard's face. :cry:

    I heard a little about this. Am I going to have to redo the Sheperd face I've carried through ME1 and ME2?

    Maybe. It doesn't affect everybody, and Bioware is working on a patch.

    There is a way to export a face code from an ME2 save but it's a bit complicated.

    Isn't hte problem tho that if you imported from ME1 to ME2, the code actually won't recreate the face?

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm a bit mad at ME3 for eating my Shepard's face. :cry:

    I heard a little about this. Am I going to have to redo the Sheperd face I've carried through ME1 and ME2?

    Maybe. It doesn't affect everybody, and Bioware is working on a patch.

    There is a way to export a face code from an ME2 save but it's a bit complicated.

    SO THAT IS A THING! We loaded it last night and it said it couldn't import our face (it was close, but the jawline and hair were off so we got it pretty close to the original) and we didn't know what the fuck was going on.

    Now I almost want to wait for the patch and start over (i'm only like 3 hours in) just to make it RIGHT

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    He may have missed the earlier discussion on the matter.

    Anyway, whether or not it is misplaced, I kind of like it when the World unites to attack nasty murdering jerks, even if just by social media

    I must've missed it. Was the general consensus that it's dumb and we shouldn't do anything?

    Not at all, but telling a bunch of facebook using teenagers to essentially sign a petition to have a guy in another country arrested doesn't change the fact that it will never work, just like how other countries requesting the arrest of George Bush or Dick Cheney or Kim Jong or any other political leader, admittedly ruthless or not, that the outside world disagrees with.

    Normally, i'd agree, but in this case, the movement actually got US military to go to Uganda. Something IS actually happening. It just needs more momentum.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm a bit mad at ME3 for eating my Shepard's face. :cry:

    I heard a little about this. Am I going to have to redo the Sheperd face I've carried through ME1 and ME2?

    Maybe. It doesn't affect everybody, and Bioware is working on a patch.

    There is a way to export a face code from an ME2 save but it's a bit complicated.

    FERAL

    Someday we need to chat about something. I have this weird idea forming in my head about the rise of the opinion column taking center stage in public discourse, specifically in regards to science blogs but it has farther reaching implications I think.

    What I am getting at is usually I throw some things at you and you end up gelling them together into a decent thread OP, so remind me to talk to you about this later

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    there is supposedly a 40 dollar product coming out today that has not been announced yet from apple.

    Curious as to what it will be.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Huh, this is quite an insightful youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

    You should watch that, it's pretty important, i think.

    Not really.

    He may have missed the earlier discussion on the matter.

    Anyway, whether or not it is misplaced, I kind of like it when the World unites to attack nasty murdering jerks, even if just by social media

    I must've missed it. Was the general consensus that it's dumb and we shouldn't do anything?

    Not at all, but telling a bunch of facebook using teenagers to essentially sign a petition to have a guy in another country arrested doesn't change the fact that it will never work, just like how other countries requesting the arrest of George Bush or Dick Cheney or Kim Jong or any other political leader, admittedly ruthless or not, that the outside world disagrees with.

    Normally, i'd agree, but in this case, the movement actually got US military to go to Uganda. Something IS actually happening. It just needs more momentum.

    I was under the impression Obama had already sent 100 troops to Uganda well before that campaign started.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Also yes it is my birthday.

    I'm pretty proud of how subtly I dropped that information in [chat].

    VH, are you still thinking about doing those animations?

    Because I am still on board.

    EDIT:
    I should probably add: Happy Birthday

    Yeah, I just hit a rough spot recently with school and had to adjust my priorities.

    This week is Spring Break, though, so maybe I'll be able to get a solid recording done.

    vRyue2p.png
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Now I am glad that I used the default faces for my Shepards.

    vRyue2p.png
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    I didn't say it was dumb and that you shouldn't watch it.

    I'm just saying that watching it isn't very important.

    i was too facetious. I regret posting it and editing it now.

    never regret

    i am basically a regret elemental, from the sub-plane of regret. it's tucked in near the negative energy plane.

    this is you (you must have read oglaf before)

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    there is supposedly a 40 dollar product coming out today that has not been announced yet from apple.

    Curious as to what it will be.

    pocketpussy pocketpussy pocketpussy

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