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Michael Bay's Teenage [mini-phalla] Ninja Turtles CAYRUS AND HOST VICTORY!

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Assuran wrote: »
    DumpShock wrote: »
    Bad aim brother :(

    The secret of the goggles stays with me till the end of the game :)


    Why would you do that if you're village? There's no point in keeping the secret, info is power to the village. At least tell someone you trust what it does.

    DS: If you are village-aligned, and you are about to die, you should do everything you can to help us. If we win, you win :)

    Everyone else: Corvidae is about as confirmed as it gets, as you all should have known from last night, go talk to him now if you haven't. Lest I be forced to slay you

    Look at this. Day 2, and Kime (Kime!) is getting serious and telling the village what logical, common-sense steps they should take.

    Suspicious? No, says me, more like evidence of just what a derpphalla this has been so far.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Making someone sit out a night is about the worst thing you can do in a phalla to a player, so it's not a huge surprise Kime took offense to it.

    Usually you try to throw them under the bus at the same time, since they can't defend themselves. Not sure why that didn't happen here.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    i think you'll come to find that there has not been any real logical discussion of this game because there is no logic presented thusfar.


    And those who would analyze this game in any possible manner have either been killed already, or are too dumbfounded by the sheer manner in which this game seems to be proceeding that we simply cannot be bothered.

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Translation Attempt: Owwwwww, my head hurts trying to piece this together.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    "My first name, being the name before my last name, is Flyin'. My last name, being the name after my first name, is Calhoun. I am, I am, I am, Flyin' Calhoun." The little lizard slunk away to avoid this bs.



    Chein, DumpShock, would never have been threatened by a weakling like Shredder, but he had taken a bullet in his underworld adventure. Shredder caught him from behind with a gauntletted fist. Stunned, Chein tried to roll away, but Shredder antipacted the evasion and whipped his hat through Chein's thigh, slicing away his leg in a burst of gore.

    Cudley the cowlick was stuffed with ice-cream to the point of almost-bursting, but he can eat a little more than you or I. He survived with just a bad case of space-gas.

    Since Shredder, Corvidae, was distracted and helmetless, he couldn't be blamed for missing the Sai that went in one ear and out the other, could he? As he brains dripped out both sides, he was left with a lot to think about and little to think with.

    May East, Kime, was furious, "Twice I've been thwarted, first by the psyco watch captain, then by that Cow's huge appetite! I WILL!..." "Die dude? Yea dude, she'll die dude." Mae began to shift into a huge robot, but space aliens do not find large robots impressive. Threw an emp-sword at her, and watched it snuff her electronic lights.
    As the turtles debated pizza options, a mob came roaring over the hill, "THAT ONE THAT ONE, GET HIM. Slash, Ringo, fought valiantly, nigh-lethally. It took 10 people to subdue and then behead him.
    Two observers watched, "He fought well."
    "For a psycho, I guess. Here help me aim this."
    "I suppose. Kime, Mae East is already dead and not of interest to me anyway."
    "We're getting something… YES CONFIRMATIONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBOOOM"
    "That wasn't intentional."
    "No I totally designed this to BLOW UP IN MY FACE."

    Ninjara was consumed with rage and pain. "NAGA! I WILL FIND THEM." Her flickering blade whipped through her opponents guard, only to be stopped. "You!" she said, and fled.


    The dead
    Kime - Mae East
    Corvidae - Shredder
    DumpShock-Chien Kahn
    Ringo - Slash



    PMs going out. PM me in ~ 20 min if you don't have what you're expecting.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    mafia busdriver

    has to be

    great

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Also, Dumpshock is confirmed in this last narration. All village specials need to talk to him now.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    OOOOOoooooOOOOO

    o_O That was... certainly a night....

    OOOOOOoooOOOOOOO

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    He's Dead Jim

    DumpShock on
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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    CRAP SORRY DUMP IS DEAD

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Normally I wouldn't expect an error in every narration but this is a sportz phalla...
    <3

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Love you too Obi!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    .....


    *sigh*

    !jdarksun

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Herp.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Infidel

    He's been too quiet.

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Does this mean Kime was the Serial Killer?

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Kime was neutral, I think that's all we can get from last night

    You know, sportz phalla and all...

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    "<BL> Normally I wouldn't expect more than one SK... but this is a sportz phalla"

    Wouldn't neutral normally be... you know... Yellow? Sometimes Purple?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    not necessarily, Bug.

    You should know by now to not trust colors.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Huh. these colors are weird, but this is sportz phalla.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Valid ahava.

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    BP1cr.jpg

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    even adorable pictures of your child will not save you from my wrath.

    simply because i am not sure of why I am wrathful, but I am.

    you will suffer.

    or something

    are you coming to pax

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited April 2012

    Now I have to vote for you because I want to see those pictures.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    omg gas that is amazing lololol

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Whoooops, edits. Fixing vote.
    !jdarksun
    Now I have to vote for you because I want to see those pictures.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    jdarksun, hurry up and show off your jdarkson.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    B:L say...

    !Jdarkson pictures first, then MrT can explain himself later.

    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    So no one bothered to guard the vig again?

    There were people guarded (I think) and someone slinked away, whatever that means.

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    vertroue wrote: »
    omg gas that is amazing lololol

    The joke is
    The whole thing already is RNG'd!
    Don't tell anybody.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Wait what Gas!!! why you..you...why would you tell me this I was in love with the idea that everything was handcrafted to the situation. Not premade without tubular love.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Players left:

    1.Assuran
    3.Mr. Mojo Risin
    4.Segatai
    7.Cayrus
    8.Infidel-dead, but alive
    9.Phyphor
    10.Jdarksun
    11.Shiny New Toys-'Ava
    13.TheRoadVirus
    14.MrTLicious
    15.Alegis
    16.Red Rysk
    17.Vertroue
    18.Gaslight
    19.Retaba
    20.B:L
    21.Daniant
    22.AkimboLegs
    23.Smoove Operator
    24.vagrant_winds
    26.Baidol
    27.ObiFett
    30.Cythraul
    31.Romanqwerty
    32.The Anonymous

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Gaslight I'm dying from that.

    Stay thirsty my friends.


    PS that red boom was just a reference to Cyth/Assuran and their entwined fate.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Does this mean Kime was the Serial Killer?

    Yes. Black was for the color of his cold evil heart.

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    REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    So, guess what. I was silenced yesterday too.

    Thus my single vote for just myself.

    I am not pleased.

    What is with the jdark hate?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I dunno, I just want to see pictures of his kid.

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    So, anybody here missing a gun?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Damn good work jdark!! Omg and you gave him a red saber too!!!! woohooo sith!!!

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Dawwwwww <3

    ...and now, back to our regularly scheduled viewing, in which MrT explains himself.

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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    The fact that I can't vote for Ringo anymore makes me feel... empty inside.

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