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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim, i think i missed it, but why are you latexing yourself again? For a photo thing?

    Yes. Similar to this:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/childhoodforever/6913006104/in/photostream (NSFW/Screamish)

    but a lot less bloody.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Don't talk about my lover like that you harlot!

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Tribes or Civ 5? Life is full of such challenging decisions.

    Obviously play Civilizations: Ascend. it's basically Civ, except with no friction and jetpacks.

    Do I get the jetpacks immediately? Because I feel like that would give me a massive advantage early on.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Guys you should all feel really scared when I take control of North America

    My rule will be deadly

    They call me "The Master Tactician" for a reason.

    i mostly fear all the terrible things you'll do to the penises

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    ...why?

    was tired

    not in a party kind of mood

    which is rare for me

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Don't talk about my lover like that you harlot!

    mim

    have you been cheating on me with that bottle of root beer down the hall

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Don't talk about my lover like that you harlot!

    Soda's just using you for your money, Mim!

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Don't talk about my lover like that you harlot!

    Soda's just using you for your money, Mim!

    Good, because I'm just using it for it's body.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also one of the girls had found herself a bosnian

    who was p cool actually but I sort of like the girl, in that way, and even though I'm cool with her getting some I don't really need to be present

    the other girl found another girl to bring and holy shit what the fuck is wrong with me

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    ...why?

    was tired

    not in a party kind of mood

    which is rare for me

    :(

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Star Trek TNG has been on. Watched a couple of episodes. It's actually kind of interesting. Each episode is like a thought experiment that you work through and resolve.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim, i think i missed it, but why are you latexing yourself again? For a photo thing?

    Yes. Similar to this:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/childhoodforever/6913006104/in/photostream (NSFW/Screamish)

    but a lot less bloody.

    hah! For some reason, when you mentioned Latex, i thought about making fake wounds. i nailed it!..

    Please tell me one of them involves a nail! :D

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Don't talk about my lover like that you harlot!

    mim

    have you been cheating on me with that bottle of root beer down the hall

    No. I'm cheating on you with coke. AND IF YOU KNEW ME YOU'D KNOW THAT.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Just started Dark Souls for the first time. Just for shits and giggles I'm going to drink every time I die.

    See you in the hospital, [chat]!

    edit: The black firebomb is more powerful than the STD bomb. What?

    Solomaxwell6 on
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim, i think i missed it, but why are you latexing yourself again? For a photo thing?

    Yes. Similar to this:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/childhoodforever/6913006104/in/photostream (NSFW/Screamish)

    but a lot less bloody.

    hah! For some reason, when you mentioned Latex, i thought about making fake wounds. i nailed it!..

    Please tell me one of them involves a nail! :D

    Nah. One of them involves me ripping the skin off my neck to reveal either some really red skin underneath or muscles (which are hard to paint, let me tell you). The other involves back wounds (which I tried to make in photoshop but I'd rather do it with latex as I am kind of pressed for time).

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    mim i totes sympathize

    soda so good :(

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim i totes sympathize

    soda so good :(

    I just finished a 2-Liter over two days.

    I am ashamed. I was so good for 40 days and then I just fell off the wagon like an addict.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Just started Dark Souls for the first time. Just for shits and giggles I'm going to drink every time I die.

    See you in the hospital, [chat]!

    edit: The black firebomb is more powerful than the STD bomb. What?

    STD = Standard

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I stopped drinking pop the moment I started drinking beer.

    So about 9 years ago now.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I stopped drinking pop the moment I started drinking beer.

    So about 9 years ago now.

    I can't really take the taste of alcohol, so I drink rarely.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    STD bomb.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I stopped drinking pop the moment I started drinking beer.

    So about 9 years ago now.

    I can't really take the taste of alcohol, so I drink rarely.

    I work in a pub, so I am become alcohol, destroyer of families.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've had too much wine today.

    It's my mother's 50th birthday so we went to a Fancy with capital F restaurant

    five course dinner, which was eight courses if you include the inbetween meals

    and as many wines

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    STD bomb.

    don't talk about your mom like that, Abdhy! :O)

    (Was that going too far? I hope not! :O )

    21stCentury on
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    these emoticons are never getting fixed, are they

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    STD bomb.

    don't talk about your mom like that, Abdhy! :O)

    (Was that going too far? I hope not! :O )

    I hope not too, because that was excellent.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Never apologize, 21st. Take it all the way or don't.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    We still have :bz

    :bz is all we need.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    these emoticons are never getting fixed, are they

    :x

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    BEIbf.jpg

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Never apologize, 21st. Take it all the way or don't.

    One day, i will tell a Yo Mamma joke and not immediately apologize!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    BEIbf.jpg

    Oh my god this is fantastic.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    haven't you ever made a your momma joke and then it turns out the guy lost his mom and then your mind races to decide fight or flight - just take it all the way and just let loose with bareknuckle no-holds-barred your momma, or just run like fuck and never look back

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    haven't you ever made a your momma joke and then it turns out the guy lost his mom and then your mind races to decide fight or flight - just take it all the way and just let loose with bareknuckle no-holds-barred your momma, or just run like fuck and never look back

    No...

    What an exciting life you lead, Abdhy. Fighting people over jokes.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I should start buying spiderman and/or xmen comics.

    I don't know where would be the best place to start, though.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Don't talk about my lover like that you harlot!

    mim

    have you been cheating on me with that bottle of root beer down the hall

    No. I'm cheating on you with coke. AND IF YOU KNEW ME YOU'D KNOW THAT.

    I know you need coke, Mim. I don't hold that against you.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Just started Dark Souls for the first time. Just for shits and giggles I'm going to drink every time I die.

    See you in the hospital, [chat]!

    edit: The black firebomb is more powerful than the STD bomb. What?

    STD = Standard

    No, it actually says STD.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I always take the joke to the end zone.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    We still have :bz

    :bz is all we need.

    Going to monkey with those bees, son.

    :(|) :(|) :(|)

    Behold the triple monkey. It was once thought to be only legend.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    We still have :bz

    :bz is all we need.

    Going to monkey with those bees, son.

    :(|) :(|) :(|)

    Behold the triple monkey. It was once thought to be only legend.

    Three-headed-monkey.gif

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