GT: THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!
GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!
GT: IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN!
GT: DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!!
Seeing as every character that has met him (with the exception of Roxy and Jane but Jane is related so she doesn't count) has the hots for him, that is to be expected.
Seeing as every character that has met him (with the exception of Roxy and Jane but Jane is related so she doesn't count) has the hots for him, that is to be expected.
Well except Jane totally does have the hots for him. Roxy too! She's just realistic about the situation.
Let me tell you about my fanfic in which a super cool and also hot troll by the name of Datar totally shows up and sweeps jake off his feet and then they smooch a lot and later datar beats up the condesce
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She'll just think he's waving.
'cause he's the only person in them
just
fuck
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Seeing as every character that has met him (with the exception of Roxy and Jane but Jane is related so she doesn't count) has the hots for him, that is to be expected.
Then I swiftly stabbed myself in the chest upon realization that I was dipping my toes into the shipping pool.
A more fetid pool there never was.
Well except Jane totally does have the hots for him. Roxy too! She's just realistic about the situation.
let us discuss our OTPs
kill me now, it's too late for me
it's the ship for amateurs
true masters of the craft are sneering at you right now, avraham
bonerkind
is it shipping if it is written in stone already?
meanwhile, I, pro that I am, go korlin
The Mirthful Tentraiser
Good luck collecting enough grist for it though.
get
off
the stage
they are adorable
also this update is amazing but you knew that
you could never control the ultimate boner
not when he's hooking up with a rich heiress with brilliant green eyes! ship sunk, it's all over for Team Mako
here lies blueblue, destroyed by the power of his own boner
From its birth through its swelling maturity and tapering decay...
you gotta pick a side in the Shipping Wars
my ship is dotb x unicycle
An anti-ship, if you will.
Finally, there will be equality between shippers and non-shippers
But I like to think that a year of being a Homestuck reader has prepared me for the worst.
I'm not afraid.