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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    geese are such dicks
    they also have really large poop

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Elki - so Damsels in Distress is really weird but really funny.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    What is the goosiest statement ever submitted on these boards? What's the number one top dawg?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What is the goosiest statement ever submitted on these boards? What's the number one top dawg?

    comic books are an artform.

    -jacob kosh

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Japan wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    You are playing an RTS. A large and powerful enemy unit shows up flanked by several smaller enemy units. Given the RTS logic that a unit will remain in a constant state regardless of how much health it has, is it better to focus on the large enemy unit first or the smaller escorts first? Do you destroy the single, tough capital ship first or do you attack the numerous, fragile fighters first?


    Lanchester's Square Law.

    Attack the fragile units first, since the effect of reducing the number of weapons firing at you while simultaneously increasing the number of weapons you can fire at any given enemy unit follows a power law.

    This is cool stuff, thanks, Japan.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    You are playing an RTS. A large and powerful enemy unit shows up flanked by several smaller enemy units. Given the RTS logic that a unit will remain in a constant state regardless of how much health it has, is it better to focus on the large enemy unit first or the smaller escorts first? Do you destroy the single, tough capital ship first or do you attack the numerous, fragile fighters first?

    depends how much damage each unit type doles out

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What is the goosiest statement ever submitted on these boards? What's the number one top dawg?

    "Anything" -The Nomadic Circle

    That'd be my nominee.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    awww man

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What is the goosiest statement ever submitted on these boards? What's the number one top dawg?

    comic books are an artform.

    -jacob kosh

    "organichu is a worthwhile human being deserving of respect and who does not smell like wet carpet" - some guy

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Playing Final Fantasy IV.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Playing Final Fantasy IV.

    i call dibs on cid!
    or are you playing on DS where namingway is a bitch and doesnt let you rename things

    dlinfiniti on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    You are playing an RTS. A large and powerful enemy unit shows up flanked by several smaller enemy units. Given the RTS logic that a unit will remain in a constant state regardless of how much health it has, is it better to focus on the large enemy unit first or the smaller escorts first? Do you destroy the single, tough capital ship first or do you attack the numerous, fragile fighters first?

    depends how much damage each unit type doles out

    It's an RTS so assume the game is balanced for hit points and damage. I'm playing League of Legends and there's a cluster of enemies that made me think about this dilemma: there is a pack of neutral wolves, two small and one large. The large wolf is carrying a valuable prize - a green buff - which is the whole point of fighting them in the first place so usually I ignore the smaller wolves and focus immediately on the large target. While the green buff helps me kill the remaining smaller wolves faster (they're worth money), the green buff only lasts a short amount of time, time I don't really want to waste killing wolves. I'm thinking maybe it's better to kill the small enemies first and take some extra hits from the large wolf.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    just had a legendary voodoo mask drop from random spawns!!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    just had a legendary voodoo mask drop from random spawns!!

    Sell it for real $.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    emnmnme wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    You are playing an RTS. A large and powerful enemy unit shows up flanked by several smaller enemy units. Given the RTS logic that a unit will remain in a constant state regardless of how much health it has, is it better to focus on the large enemy unit first or the smaller escorts first? Do you destroy the single, tough capital ship first or do you attack the numerous, fragile fighters first?

    depends how much damage each unit type doles out

    It's an RTS so assume the game is balanced for hit points and damage. I'm playing League of Legends and there's a cluster of enemies that made me think about this dilemma: there is a pack of neutral wolves, two small and one large. The large wolf is carrying a valuable prize - a green buff - which is the whole point of fighting them in the first place so usually I ignore the smaller wolves and focus immediately on the large target. While the green buff helps me kill the remaining smaller wolves faster (they're worth money), the green buff only lasts a short amount of time, time I don't really want to waste killing wolves. I'm thinking maybe it's better to kill the small enemies first and take some extra hits from the large wolf.

    Early game you likely need to take the big wolf out first because it still has the possibility of killing you [aka the damage output is unignorable] and two or three extra hits from the green wolf can in fact be deadly if you're not properly prepared. Late game this question is moot.

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    You are playing an RTS. A large and powerful enemy unit shows up flanked by several smaller enemy units. Given the RTS logic that a unit will remain in a constant state regardless of how much health it has, is it better to focus on the large enemy unit first or the smaller escorts first? Do you destroy the single, tough capital ship first or do you attack the numerous, fragile fighters first?

    depends how much damage each unit type doles out

    It's an RTS so assume the game is balanced for hit points and damage. I'm playing League of Legends and there's a cluster of enemies that made me think about this dilemma: there is a pack of neutral wolves, two small and one large. The large wolf is carrying a valuable prize - a green buff - which is the whole point of fighting them in the first place so usually I ignore the smaller wolves and focus immediately on the large target. While the green buff helps me kill the remaining smaller wolves faster (they're worth money), the green buff only lasts a short amount of time, time I don't really want to waste killing wolves. I'm thinking maybe it's better to kill the small enemies first and take some extra hits from the large wolf.

    Early game you likely need to take the big wolf out first because it still has the possibility of killing you [aka the damage output is unignorable]. Late game this question is moot.

    Let's say ~ lvl 6.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    depression sux

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Hmm, I would still take the big wolf out first personally, but at that point it is rather sheer personal choice (if you value the extra 5-10? seconds of the buff over X hp loss)

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ah sweet, during my workout, i had an idea that could completely turn my card game on its head...

    Wait, that's not sweet, that means i'll have to start from the ground up again!

    i haven't even really tested it and i'm already thinking of ways to restart. :| i am not very good at this, am I?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    depression sux

    Go fight something.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What is the goosiest statement ever submitted on these boards? What's the number one top dawg?

    The reason Sheep is perma-jailed.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Ah sweet, during my workout, i had an idea that could completely turn my card game on its head...

    Wait, that's not sweet, that means i'll have to start from the ground up again!

    i haven't even really tested it and i'm already thinking of ways to restart. :| i am not very good at this, am I?

    Well that probably means you've got plenty of ideas in your head; it probably is pretty good of you to at least consider all possible angles (since you're not being like, forced by The Man to churn out a game in X time period)

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    the dude who accused us of raising sons who shove tampons up their ass

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ah sweet, during my workout, i had an idea that could completely turn my card game on its head...

    Wait, that's not sweet, that means i'll have to start from the ground up again!

    i haven't even really tested it and i'm already thinking of ways to restart. :| i am not very good at this, am I?

    You're too smart for your own good.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    "rape doesn't hurt" -- ege02

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Actually, the plan is to make a prototype of Ver 0.2 and try it out and then, after i collect enough data, work on 0.3 which may be very different from 0.2.

    but yeah, i'm gonna move the game away from Magic: The Gathering territory.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What is the goosiest statement ever submitted on these boards? What's the number one top dawg?

    The reason Sheep is perma-jailed.

    Making fun of a videogame?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    depression sux

    quick someone get her another ring
    she's building tolerance

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    "rape doesn't hurt" -- ege02

    :shock:

    I completely forgot about that until you reminded me just now. That one took the cake.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i don't think rape doesn't hurt was as bad as sheep's. i mean, ege's thing was more ignorance (some of which obviously translated into insensitivity as well). whereas sheep's thing was like... hooooly fuck.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't think rape doesn't hurt was as bad as sheep's. i mean, ege's thing was more ignorance (some of which obviously translated into insensitivity as well). whereas sheep's thing was like... hooooly fuck.

    i checked Sheep's comment and i don't get it. I'm probably missing out on context or something?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh you mean when Sheep basically blamed someone here for being victimized?

    Yeah, that was fucking low.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    the video feral made of the ege conversation was the best though, i dont know where that went though

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i assume a mod edited or deleted the offending post forever ago. it is not really something to talk about in detail.

    it was just a pretty incredible, memorable (for the people who saw it) lapse of judgment

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Los Wachiturros is a reggaeton duo.

    That's disappointing.

    A nice, sleazy cumbia would have been better.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    h-hey there, marilyn...

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    that's an incredible piece of art

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
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