Upon further examination, it seems that you get the range check error every time you try to have more than 12 kids. I managed to do that by 25 this time, which includes adopted children :V
Wow. I'm currently destroying my previous $73 million Taiwanese woman. My current guy was born in Seattle with an exceptionally high appearance. I was a millionaire by my mid 30s and a billionaire by 60.
By the time I died I was rich enough to buy the moon. I was a trillionaire who never once gave to charity. Mwahaha!
Scrooge.
To be fair, the charity amounts are based on your net worth. Since I had about 99% of my money in stocks I didn't really have enough loose change to give away $500 million to charity every month.
Holy hell, so I got one character who was born in Ethiopia. I figured, "Meh, he's a shitty little Ethiopian kid who's gonna die fast, lets see if I can give him the worst life ever!"
Turns out he lived to 110 years old. This was my most epic play through.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Ethiopia's Harerge Region,
not
far from the city of Harer.
My parents have named me Gebre. My surname is Gebre-
Giorgios. My mother, Heran, is 21 and my father, Mezegubu,
is
26. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
I have schistosomiasis.
2 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 10,253 people
have
died and 6,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
3 years old
4 years old
I have had malaria.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,109 people
have
died and 7,100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My father has hookworm.
My father has had malaria.
8 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
My mother has hookworm.
12 years old
I have had malaria again.
13 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 25,047 people
have died and 8,400,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My girlfriend Hawa has died from dehydration.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Hawa Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
14 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 236,259 people
have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Hawa Amsalu.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Mamitu Bekila.
We've begun seeing each other.
15 years old
Mamitu Bekila broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Teru Tewolde.
We've begun seeing each other.
My mother died from an infection.
My father has had malaria again.
My girlfriend Teru has had measles.
16 years old
Took up smoking.
Teru Tewolde broke off our relationship.
Began work as a military sergeant.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Zewdnesh Kelile.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Zewdnesh Kelile.
17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Selassie Yifter.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Selassie Yifter.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Desta Habtamu.
We've begun seeing each other.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a soldier.
19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 7,565 people
have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Ended relationship with Desta Habtamu.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Mahdere Juma.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Mahdere Juma.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 4,466 people
have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Eden Tecle.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Daughter Desta born.
21 years old
Eden Tecle broke off our relationship.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Fatima
Mekonen.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Fatima Mekonen.
22 years old
I have had malaria again.
Left the military.
Began work as a policeman.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Seble Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Seble Amsalu.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Makeda Bakele.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Makeda Bakele.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ayelak Ketema.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Ayelak Ketema.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Walletta Kelile.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Walletta Kelile.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yordanos
Taddese.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Yordanos Taddese.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sewit Bekila.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Sewit Bekila.
Invested 948 birr in a bank account.
23 years old
Hurt in an accident.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sewit Kutre.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Sewit Kutre.
Invested 3000 birr in high-risk stock.
24 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,652 people
have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Kidan Wami.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 4081 birr from high-risk stock.
Invested 6000 birr in a bank account.
My father has asthma.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 23,436 people
have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Kidan Wami broke off our relationship.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Desta Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
26 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 31,674 people
have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Invested 2000 birr in high-risk stock.
My daughter Desta began school.
Son Abdu born.
27 years old
You have urethritis due to a chlamydia infection.
Cashed in 2341 birr from high-risk stock.
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
My son Abdu has had malaria.
My girlfriend Desta has become an alcoholic.
28 years old
Cured of urethritis.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,641 people
have died and 4,700,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Desta and I are now engaged.
Desta Tekle-Giorgis and I got married this year.
Cashed in 1007 birr from a bank account.
Cashed in 6244 birr from a bank account.
Moved to North Korea.
Moved to P'yongyang.
29 years old
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a salesperson.
My daughter Desta has trichuriasis (whip worm).
My daughter Desta has been cured of trichuriasis.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 5% pay raise.
Invested 260000 won in a bank account.
31 years old
I have hookworm.
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Tortured by security police.
Released by security police.
My son Abdu began school.
32 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Cashed in 265226 won from a bank account.
Invested 400000 won in high-risk stock.
33 years old
Began work as a police captain.
Tried to give up smoking.
My daughterDesta's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has been cured
of trichuriasis.
34 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 6,940 people
have died and 660,000 others have been affected.
The famine or food shortage has hit my area.
Famine victim.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Gave up smoking.
My daughterDesta's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has graduated
from secondary school.
36 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 48,655
people have died and 690,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
37 years old
Took a fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has
resulted in no permanent damage, however.
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Cashed in 618239 won from high-risk stock.
Moved to Japan.
Moved to Tokyo.
Began work as a safety inspector.
My daughter Desta has graduated from secondary school.
38 years old
Invested 1400000 yen in a bank account.
39 years old
Left my marriage.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yoko Toshiko.
We've begun seeing each other.
Park Chong-Hoon and my daughter Desta have married.
Yoneko born to Desta Park
41 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 84 people have died and
170,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 15 people have
died and 68,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
42 years old
Invested 400000 yen in high-risk stock.
My sonAbdu's girlfriend Asako has graduated from
secondary school.
43 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 16 people have died and
200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Ended relationship with Yoko Toshiko.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sumiko Higuchi.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My son Abdu has graduated from secondary school.
Daughter Akiko born.
44 years old
Cashed in 454604 yen from high-risk stock.
Sumiko and I are now engaged!.
Asako Ikeda and my son Abdu are now engaged to be
married.
Asako Ikeda and my son Abdu have married.
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Sumiko Higuchi and I got married this year.
Received a 3% pay raise.
46 years old
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
47 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 2 people have died and
200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Cashed in 1531158 yen from a bank account.
Moved to Liberia.
Moved to Harvel.
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.
Kwesi born to Desta Park
48 years old
My daughter Desta has schistosomiasis.
Ntainyane born to Desta Park
My wife Sumiko has had malaria.
49 years old
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Akiko began school.
50 years old
Thandiwe born to Desta Park
51 years old
Invested 2000000 liberties in high-risk stock.
52 years old
Denied a raise.
53 years old
54 years old
Titilayo born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has hookworm.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Tabiya born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My wife Sumiko has cervical cancer.
56 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Ade born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has schistosomiasis.
57 years old
Cashed in 2435143 liberties from high-risk stock.
Moved to Angola.
Moved to Kuito.
Invested 4000000 kwanzas in high-risk stock.
Began work as a salesperson.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My daughter Akiko has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My wife Sumiko has died at age 55 from cervical cancer.
58 years old
Cashed in 4514315 kwanzas from high-risk stock.
Sporadic localized fighting in Benguela province.
Gamba born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has had malaria.
My daughter Akiko began trade school.
59 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Langalibalele born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has tuberculosis.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter
Akiko has been placed on academic probation.
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Peace.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Nobini Tutu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Nobini and I are now engaged!.
My son Abdu has schistosomiasis.
My daughter Akiko has been expelled from trade school.
61 years old
Nobini Tutu and I got married this year.
My daughter Akiko has died at age 18 from tuberculosis.
62 years old
Invested 4700000 kwanzas in a bank account.
My son Abdu has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My wife Nobini has been cured of schistosomiasis.
63 years old
Invested 360000 kwanzas in a bank account.
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 979 people have
died and 170,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began work as an administrative aid.
66 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Cashed in 4890839 kwanzas from a bank account.
Cashed in 370908 kwanzas from a bank account.
Left my marriage.
Moved to the Congo Democratic Republic.
Moved to Goma.
Invested 13000000 Congo francs in a bank account.
My daughter Desta has onchocerciasis.
67 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
68 years old
Cashed in 13261300 Congo francs from a bank account.
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Moved to the Congo.
Moved to Sibiti.
Invested 14000000 CFA francs in a bank account.
Began work as a salesperson.
Your girlfriend Akua has been disabled by leprosy
Met a new woman I like very much, named Akua Moyoyo.
We've begun seeing each other.
My daughter Desta has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Akua and I are now engaged.
The engagement is over but my girlfriend Akua and I are still
seeing each other.
Akua and I are now engaged!.
71 years old
Akua Moyoyo and I got married this year.
Invested 60000000 CFA francs in a bank account.
72 years old
Denied a raise.
73 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Received a 1% pay raise.
74 years old
Cashed in 14861281 CFA francs from a bank account.
Cashed in 61818057 CFA francs from a bank account.
Moved to Sierra Leone.
Moved to Kailahun.
My son Abdu has been cured of depression.
My son Abdu has been cured of schistosomiasis.
75 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Began work as a numerical clerk.
My daughter Desta has died from dehydration.
76 years old
Too old to continue working as a numerical clerk.
Began work as a salesperson.
77 years old
My son Abdu has had malaria again.
78 years old
I have arthritis of the hip.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
79 years old
80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
My wife Akua has had malaria.
81 years old
Too old to continue working as a salesperson.
Invested 300000000 leones in high-risk stock.
82 years old
My son Abdu has ischemic heart disease.
My wife Akua died from an infection.
83 years old
I have hookworm.
84 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
My son Abdu has had malaria again.
85 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
86 years old
I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Cashed in 307930203 leones from high-risk stock.
Moved to the United States.
Moved to Jackson.
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.
My son Abdu has lung cancer.
87 years old
Invested 100000 dollars in land.
88 years old
I had a stroke.
My son Abdu has died at age 63 from lung cancer.
89 years old
90 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
91 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 521 American soldiers have been killed.
Too old to continue working as a scavenger of used goods.
92 years old
93 years old
Peace.
Cashed in 100243 dollars from land.
Invested 100000 dollars in a bank account.
94 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa
Dominguez.
We've begun seeing each other.
95 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Lisa Vermeulen.
We've begun seeing each other.
96 years old
Cashed in 3030 dollars from a bank account.
97 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Linda Simpson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sarah
Hendricksen.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Catherine
Bekker.
We've begun seeing each other.
My girlfriend Catherine has died at age 83 from colon
cancer.
98 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Christina Van
Eck.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Janice Jonk.
We've begun seeing each other.
99 years old
Cashed in 3030 dollars from a bank account.
100 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Ended relationship with Janice Jonk.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Rose Johnson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa Kelly.
We've begun seeing each other.
101 years old
Teresa Kelly broke off our relationship.
102 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Paula Blanck.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 103030 dollars from a bank account.
Moved to Ethiopia.
Moved to Harer.
Invested 800000 birr in a bank account.
103 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Paula and I are now engaged!.
104 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ozoro Amsalu.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ozoro Amsalu.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Uk'ume Tekle-
Ab.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Meseret Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
My girlfriend Meseret died from general complications of old
age.
105 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yehudit Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gete Selam.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Meklit Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gete Selam.
We've begun seeing each other.
106 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to 2 years in prison.
107 years old
108 years old
Released from prison.
Gete Selam and I got married this year.
Cashed in 849216 birr from a bank account.
Moved to Australia.
Moved to Brisbane.
109 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 4,100
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Invested 50000 Australian dollars in a bank account.
Moved to Sydney.
My wife Gete has died at age 93 from liver cancer.
110 years old Died at age 110 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Holy hell, so I got one character who was born in Ethiopia. I figured, "Meh, he's a shitty little Ethiopian kid who's gonna die fast, lets see if I can give him the worst life ever!"
Turns out he lived to 110 years old. This was my most epic play through.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Ethiopia's Harerge Region,
not
far from the city of Harer.
My parents have named me Gebre. My surname is Gebre-
Giorgios. My mother, Heran, is 21 and my father, Mezegubu,
is
26. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
I have schistosomiasis.
2 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 10,253 people
have
died and 6,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
3 years old
4 years old
I have had malaria.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,109 people
have
died and 7,100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My father has hookworm.
My father has had malaria.
8 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
My mother has hookworm.
12 years old
I have had malaria again.
13 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 25,047 people
have died and 8,400,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My girlfriend Hawa has died from dehydration.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Hawa Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
14 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 236,259 people
have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Hawa Amsalu.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Mamitu Bekila.
We've begun seeing each other.
15 years old
Mamitu Bekila broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Teru Tewolde.
We've begun seeing each other.
My mother died from an infection.
My father has had malaria again.
My girlfriend Teru has had measles.
16 years old
Took up smoking.
Teru Tewolde broke off our relationship.
Began work as a military sergeant.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Zewdnesh Kelile.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Zewdnesh Kelile.
17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Selassie Yifter.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Selassie Yifter.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Desta Habtamu.
We've begun seeing each other.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a soldier.
19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 7,565 people
have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Ended relationship with Desta Habtamu.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Mahdere Juma.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Mahdere Juma.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 4,466 people
have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Eden Tecle.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Daughter Desta born.
21 years old
Eden Tecle broke off our relationship.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Fatima
Mekonen.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Fatima Mekonen.
22 years old
I have had malaria again.
Left the military.
Began work as a policeman.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Seble Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Seble Amsalu.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Makeda Bakele.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Makeda Bakele.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ayelak Ketema.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Ayelak Ketema.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Walletta Kelile.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Walletta Kelile.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yordanos
Taddese.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Yordanos Taddese.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sewit Bekila.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Sewit Bekila.
Invested 948 birr in a bank account.
23 years old
Hurt in an accident.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sewit Kutre.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Sewit Kutre.
Invested 3000 birr in high-risk stock.
24 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,652 people
have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Kidan Wami.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 4081 birr from high-risk stock.
Invested 6000 birr in a bank account.
My father has asthma.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 23,436 people
have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Kidan Wami broke off our relationship.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Desta Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
26 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 31,674 people
have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Invested 2000 birr in high-risk stock.
My daughter Desta began school.
Son Abdu born.
27 years old
You have urethritis due to a chlamydia infection.
Cashed in 2341 birr from high-risk stock.
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
My son Abdu has had malaria.
My girlfriend Desta has become an alcoholic.
28 years old
Cured of urethritis.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,641 people
have died and 4,700,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Desta and I are now engaged.
Desta Tekle-Giorgis and I got married this year.
Cashed in 1007 birr from a bank account.
Cashed in 6244 birr from a bank account.
Moved to North Korea.
Moved to P'yongyang.
29 years old
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a salesperson.
My daughter Desta has trichuriasis (whip worm).
My daughter Desta has been cured of trichuriasis.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 5% pay raise.
Invested 260000 won in a bank account.
31 years old
I have hookworm.
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Tortured by security police.
Released by security police.
My son Abdu began school.
32 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Cashed in 265226 won from a bank account.
Invested 400000 won in high-risk stock.
33 years old
Began work as a police captain.
Tried to give up smoking.
My daughterDesta's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has been cured
of trichuriasis.
34 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 6,940 people
have died and 660,000 others have been affected.
The famine or food shortage has hit my area.
Famine victim.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Gave up smoking.
My daughterDesta's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has graduated
from secondary school.
36 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 48,655
people have died and 690,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
37 years old
Took a fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has
resulted in no permanent damage, however.
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Cashed in 618239 won from high-risk stock.
Moved to Japan.
Moved to Tokyo.
Began work as a safety inspector.
My daughter Desta has graduated from secondary school.
38 years old
Invested 1400000 yen in a bank account.
39 years old
Left my marriage.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yoko Toshiko.
We've begun seeing each other.
Park Chong-Hoon and my daughter Desta have married.
Yoneko born to Desta Park
41 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 84 people have died and
170,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 15 people have
died and 68,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
42 years old
Invested 400000 yen in high-risk stock.
My sonAbdu's girlfriend Asako has graduated from
secondary school.
43 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 16 people have died and
200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Ended relationship with Yoko Toshiko.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sumiko Higuchi.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My son Abdu has graduated from secondary school.
Daughter Akiko born.
44 years old
Cashed in 454604 yen from high-risk stock.
Sumiko and I are now engaged!.
Asako Ikeda and my son Abdu are now engaged to be
married.
Asako Ikeda and my son Abdu have married.
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Sumiko Higuchi and I got married this year.
Received a 3% pay raise.
46 years old
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
47 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 2 people have died and
200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Cashed in 1531158 yen from a bank account.
Moved to Liberia.
Moved to Harvel.
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.
Kwesi born to Desta Park
48 years old
My daughter Desta has schistosomiasis.
Ntainyane born to Desta Park
My wife Sumiko has had malaria.
49 years old
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Akiko began school.
50 years old
Thandiwe born to Desta Park
51 years old
Invested 2000000 liberties in high-risk stock.
52 years old
Denied a raise.
53 years old
54 years old
Titilayo born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has hookworm.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Tabiya born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My wife Sumiko has cervical cancer.
56 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Ade born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has schistosomiasis.
57 years old
Cashed in 2435143 liberties from high-risk stock.
Moved to Angola.
Moved to Kuito.
Invested 4000000 kwanzas in high-risk stock.
Began work as a salesperson.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My daughter Akiko has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My wife Sumiko has died at age 55 from cervical cancer.
58 years old
Cashed in 4514315 kwanzas from high-risk stock.
Sporadic localized fighting in Benguela province.
Gamba born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has had malaria.
My daughter Akiko began trade school.
59 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Langalibalele born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has tuberculosis.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter
Akiko has been placed on academic probation.
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Peace.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Nobini Tutu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Nobini and I are now engaged!.
My son Abdu has schistosomiasis.
My daughter Akiko has been expelled from trade school.
61 years old
Nobini Tutu and I got married this year.
My daughter Akiko has died at age 18 from tuberculosis.
62 years old
Invested 4700000 kwanzas in a bank account.
My son Abdu has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My wife Nobini has been cured of schistosomiasis.
63 years old
Invested 360000 kwanzas in a bank account.
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 979 people have
died and 170,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began work as an administrative aid.
66 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Cashed in 4890839 kwanzas from a bank account.
Cashed in 370908 kwanzas from a bank account.
Left my marriage.
Moved to the Congo Democratic Republic.
Moved to Goma.
Invested 13000000 Congo francs in a bank account.
My daughter Desta has onchocerciasis.
67 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
68 years old
Cashed in 13261300 Congo francs from a bank account.
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Moved to the Congo.
Moved to Sibiti.
Invested 14000000 CFA francs in a bank account.
Began work as a salesperson.
Your girlfriend Akua has been disabled by leprosy
Met a new woman I like very much, named Akua Moyoyo.
We've begun seeing each other.
My daughter Desta has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Akua and I are now engaged.
The engagement is over but my girlfriend Akua and I are still
seeing each other.
Akua and I are now engaged!.
71 years old
Akua Moyoyo and I got married this year.
Invested 60000000 CFA francs in a bank account.
72 years old
Denied a raise.
73 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Received a 1% pay raise.
74 years old
Cashed in 14861281 CFA francs from a bank account.
Cashed in 61818057 CFA francs from a bank account.
Moved to Sierra Leone.
Moved to Kailahun.
My son Abdu has been cured of depression.
My son Abdu has been cured of schistosomiasis.
75 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Began work as a numerical clerk.
My daughter Desta has died from dehydration.
76 years old
Too old to continue working as a numerical clerk.
Began work as a salesperson.
77 years old
My son Abdu has had malaria again.
78 years old
I have arthritis of the hip.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
79 years old
80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
My wife Akua has had malaria.
81 years old
Too old to continue working as a salesperson.
Invested 300000000 leones in high-risk stock.
82 years old
My son Abdu has ischemic heart disease.
My wife Akua died from an infection.
83 years old
I have hookworm.
84 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
My son Abdu has had malaria again.
85 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
86 years old
I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Cashed in 307930203 leones from high-risk stock.
Moved to the United States.
Moved to Jackson.
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.
My son Abdu has lung cancer.
87 years old
Invested 100000 dollars in land.
88 years old
I had a stroke.
My son Abdu has died at age 63 from lung cancer.
89 years old
90 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
91 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 521 American soldiers have been killed.
Too old to continue working as a scavenger of used goods.
92 years old
93 years old
Peace.
Cashed in 100243 dollars from land.
Invested 100000 dollars in a bank account.
94 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa
Dominguez.
We've begun seeing each other.
95 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Lisa Vermeulen.
We've begun seeing each other.
96 years old
Cashed in 3030 dollars from a bank account.
97 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Linda Simpson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sarah
Hendricksen.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Catherine
Bekker.
We've begun seeing each other.
My girlfriend Catherine has died at age 83 from colon
cancer.
98 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Christina Van
Eck.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Janice Jonk.
We've begun seeing each other.
99 years old
Cashed in 3030 dollars from a bank account.
100 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Ended relationship with Janice Jonk.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Rose Johnson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa Kelly.
We've begun seeing each other.
101 years old
Teresa Kelly broke off our relationship.
102 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Paula Blanck.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 103030 dollars from a bank account.
Moved to Ethiopia.
Moved to Harer.
Invested 800000 birr in a bank account.
103 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Paula and I are now engaged!.
104 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ozoro Amsalu.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ozoro Amsalu.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Uk'ume Tekle-
Ab.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Meseret Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
My girlfriend Meseret died from general complications of old
age.
105 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yehudit Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gete Selam.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Meklit Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gete Selam.
We've begun seeing each other.
106 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to 2 years in prison.
107 years old
108 years old
Released from prison.
Gete Selam and I got married this year.
Cashed in 849216 birr from a bank account.
Moved to Australia.
Moved to Brisbane.
109 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 4,100
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Invested 50000 Australian dollars in a bank account.
Moved to Sydney.
My wife Gete has died at age 93 from liver cancer.
110 years old Died at age 110 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Goodbye Gebre Gebre-Giorgios, the Demi God.
Dude, you knocked up 15 different women. You really are a god.
I also like how you're still dating when you're 105 years old.
Holy hell, so I got one character who was born in Ethiopia. I figured, "Meh, he's a shitty little Ethiopian kid who's gonna die fast, lets see if I can give him the worst life ever!"
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Am I the only one that fond that life insanely funny? Do you have the stats for your Ethiopian demi-god? How high was his appearance rating that he managed to get women consistently into his 100s?
Anyway, here's the best one I've had so far:
0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in Italy's Veneto region, not
far from the city of Treviso.
My parents have named me Cristina. My surname is
Pellegrino. My mother, Rita, is 21 and my father, Ciro, is 19. I
have a brother, Giorgio, who is 2.
From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
exceptional physical strength.
1 year old
2 years old
I've had measles.
3 years old
Brother Ciro born.
My brother Giorgio began school.
4 years old
5 years old
My brother Ciro has had measles.
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My father has given up drugs.
8 years old
My brother Ciro began school.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 11 people have died
and 10,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
12 years old
My brother Giorgio began trade school.
13 years old
My brother Giorgio's girlfriend Claudia has graduated from
secondary school.
14 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 14 people have died and
95,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Met a new boy I like very much, named Camillo Biondi.
We've begun seeing each other.
My brother Giorgio has been involved in a road traffic
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My brother Giorgio has graduated from trade school.
My boyfriend Camillo began trade school.
My boyfriend Camillo has been placed on academic
probation.
15 years old
Ended relationship with Camillo Biondi.
Met a new boy I like very much, named Vincente Respighi.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Vincente Respighi.
Claudia Antonelli and my brother Giorgio are now engaged to
be married.
Claudia Antonelli and my brother Giorgio have married.
16 years old
My brother Giorgio has moved out on his own.
17 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Franco Puccini.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Franco Puccini.
My brother Ciro began trade school.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
19 years old
Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..
Met a new boy I like very much, named Pascuale Baggio.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Pascuale Baggio.
Ended my relationship with boyfriend Pascuale.
My brother Ciro has graduated from trade school.
My brother Ciro's girlfriend Fabiola has graduated from
secondary school.
20 years old
21 years old
My brother Ciro has moved out on his own.
22 years old
23 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Business.
Began graduate school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been
placed on academic probation.
24 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 139 people have died
and 6,700 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
25 years old
26 years old
Federica Lazzaretti and my brother Ciro are now engaged to
be married.
Federica Lazzaretti and my brother Ciro have married.
27 years old
28 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
in Business Administration.
Met a new man I like very much, named Massimo Toldo.
Rejected by Massimo Toldo.
29 years old
Began work as a scientist.
My mother has appendicitis.
30 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 0 people have died and
100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My mother has been cured of appendicitis.
31 years old
Began work as a head nurse.
32 years old
Invested 2000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in mutual fund.
My mother has arthritis of the knee.
33 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Roberto Pininferino.
Rejected by Roberto Pininferino.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in bond fund.
Invested 300 euros in jewelry.
Invested 7000 euros in a bank account.
Federica born to Claudia Antonelli
34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new man I like very much, named Antonio Berti.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Antonio Berti.
Began work as a head nurse.
Met a new man I like very much, named Arrigo Cipollini.
We've begun seeing each other.
Invested 1000 euros in mutual fund.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in risky mutual fund.
Invested 1000 euros in medium-risk stock.
Invested 2000 euros in land.
36 years old
Arrigo Cipollini broke off our relationship.
Met a new man I like very much, named Alberto Liguori.
Rejected by Alberto Liguori.
My brother Giorgio has given up drugs.
37 years old
Invested 2000 euros in a bank account.
Invested 2000 euros in bond fund.
Began work as a marketing director.
Cosimo born to Federica Lazzaretti
38 years old
39 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
40 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Cashed in 0 euros from a bank account.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in mutual fund.
Invested 1000 euros in bond fund.
41 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Giorgio Berti.
Rejected by Giorgio Berti.
42 years old
Began work as a marketing director.
Cashed in 818 euros from mutual fund.
Invested 2000 euros in a bank account.
Invested 1000 euros in jewelry.
Invested 3000 euros in land.
Invested 2000 euros in bond fund.
Invested 2000 euros in low-risk mutual fund.
My mother has died at age 64 from lymphoma.
43 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Claudio Di Biagio.
Rejected by Claudio Di Biagio.
Received a 3% pay raise.
44 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Matteo Sacchi.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 725 euros from medium-risk stock.
Invested 2000 euros in land.
Invested 2000 euros in land.
Invested 2000 euros in low-risk stock.
Moved to Verona.
Cashed in 2000 euros from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 2467 euros from land.
Cashed in 1300 euros from mutual fund.
Cashed in 1205 euros from land.
Cashed in 1064 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 281 euros from jewelry.
Cashed in 7810 euros from a bank account.
Cashed in 1120 euros from land.
Cashed in 1042 euros from risky mutual fund.
Cashed in 2737 euros from land.
Cashed in 2159 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 1035 euros from land.
Cashed in 1130 euros from land.
Cashed in 1312 euros from mutual fund.
Cashed in 1099 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 2040 euros from a bank account.
Cashed in 998 euros from jewelry.
Cashed in 3326 euros from land.
Cashed in 1908 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 2080 euros from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 2000 euros from land.
Cashed in 2000 euros from land.
Moved to the United Kingdom.
Moved to London.
Began work as a scientist.
Invested 2000 pounds in land.
Invested 2000 pounds in a bank account.
Invested 2000 pounds in bond fund.
Invested 2000 pounds in mutual fund.
Invested 2000 pounds in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 2000 pounds in low-risk stock.
Invested 2000 pounds in land.
45 years old
Matteo Sacchi broke off our relationship.
Began work as a senior scientist.
Cashed in 2031 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2217 pounds from mutual fund.
Cashed in 2060 pounds from land.
Cashed in 1971 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2093 pounds from bond fund.
Cashed in 2040 pounds from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 2282 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2065 pounds from bond fund.
Cashed in 1929 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2020 pounds from a bank account.
Cashed in 2058 pounds from bond fund.
Cashed in 2391 pounds from mutual fund.
Cashed in 1967 pounds from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 1434 pounds from low-risk stock.
Moved to the United States.
Moved to Philadelphia.
46 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 11,763 American soldiers have been killed.
Met a new man I like very much, named Gerald Gardner.
We've begun seeing each other.
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 2000 dollars in bond fund.
Invested 2000 dollars in a bank account.
Began work as a judge.
My brother Giorgio has given up drugs.
My boyfriend Gerald has been cured of depression.
47 years old
Moved to San Diego.
My brother Giorgio has lung cancer.
48 years old
My boyfriend Gerald and I are now engaged.
The engagement is over and my boyfriend Gerald and I've
gone our separate ways.
49 years old
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in bond fund.
Cashed in 1778 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
My brother Giorgio has died at age 52 from lung cancer.
50 years old
Peace.
Received a 1% pay raise.
Began work as a judge.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in mutual fund.
51 years old
Began work as a judge.
Met a new man I like very much, named Laurence Hughes.
Rejected by Laurence Hughes.
Received a 4% pay raise.
52 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in mutual fund.
Invested 20000 dollars in bond fund.
53 years old
My brother Ciro has died at age 51 in a road traffic accident.
54 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Paul Stoltz.
We've begun seeing each other.
My boyfriend Paul has been cured of peptic ulcer.
55 years old
My boyfriend Paul and I are now engaged.
Paul Stoltz and I got married this year.
Invested 40000 dollars in land.
Invested 30000 dollars in bond fund.
Denied a raise.
My father has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
56 years old
Cashed in 17666 dollars from mutual fund.
Invested 30000 dollars in land.
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
57 years old
58 years old
Invested 50000 dollars in land.
Denied a raise.
59 years old
Cashed in 17176 dollars from mutual fund.
Invested 60000 dollars in land.
Moved to Seattle.
60 years old
Invested 70000 dollars in land.
Invested 4000 dollars in a bank account.
Invested 2999 dollars in jewelry.
61 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
62 years old
63 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Denied a raise.
Cashed in 77107 dollars from land.
Invested 40000 dollars in land.
Cashed in 54563 dollars from land.
64 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
65 years old
66 years old
Invested 120000 dollars in land.
67 years old
68 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in a bank account.
69 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Lost my investment in land.
Cashed in 36658 dollars from land.
Cashed in 82568 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3766 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 33934 dollars from land.
Cashed in 41695 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 31425 dollars from land.
Cashed in 66694 dollars from land.
Cashed in 84159 dollars from land.
Received a 1% pay raise.
70 years old
71 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Lost my investment in land.
I have diabetes.
Cashed in 148559 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2386 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 3397 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 53616 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3053 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2616 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2453 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 36694 dollars from land.
Cashed in 64349 dollars from land.
Cashed in 50222 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4552 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 25104 dollars from land.
Cashed in 75367 dollars from land.
Cashed in 41891 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4552 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 22183 dollars from land.
Cashed in 43763 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2668 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 34520 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 24316 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3671 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2616 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2317 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 33590 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 66263 dollars from land.
Cashed in 35020 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3366 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 28390 dollars from land.
Cashed in 49199 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3427 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2929 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2322 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 2564 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2572 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2510 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 29676 dollars from land.
Cashed in 29001 dollars from land.
Cashed in 37414 dollars from land.
Cashed in 34846 dollars from land.
Cashed in 25179 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 60472 dollars from land.
Cashed in 36122 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 42235 dollars from land.
Cashed in 63461 dollars from land.
Cashed in 80225 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4462 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2791 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 20374 dollars from land.
Cashed in 22581 dollars from land.
Cashed in 63217 dollars from land.
Cashed in 35467 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 39473 dollars from land.
Cashed in 84592 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4462 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2504 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 23536 dollars from land.
Cashed in 19356 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2060 dollars from a bank account.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
72 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
73 years old
74 years old
I have been cured of depression.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
75 years old
My husband grabbed and shoved me.
Left my marriage.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Made money on a risky deal.
76 years old
77 years old
Invested 200000 dollars in land.
Invested 10000 dollars in bond fund.
Received a 8% pay raise.
Cashed in 10000 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 205204 dollars from land.
Cashed in 32094 dollars from land.
Cashed in 24023 dollars from land.
Cashed in 200000 dollars from land.
Cashed in 10000 dollars from bond fund.
Moved to Italy.
Moved to Belluno.
Began work as a judge.
Met a new man I like very much, named Sergio Lippi.
Rejected by Sergio Lippi.
Met a new man I like very much, named Leonardo
Tintoretto.
We've begun seeing each other.
My boyfriend Leonardo has died at age 79 from suicide.
78 years old
Died at age 78 from diabetes.
Basically, she was an Italian woman who went through secondary school, college and graduate school. Despite struggling, she managed to obtain an advanced degree in Business and went on to a string of well-paying jobs, including marketing director and senior scientist. When she found that the highest ranking jobs in Italy are generally reserved for men, she moved to London, seeking freedom from the glass ceiling. No such luck there, so she moved to the US. Same sad situation. However, she did find her true calling and worked as a judge at 46 and worked until she died at 78.
She never had children and generally had bad luck with men. However, she did marry at the age of 55 for twenty years. She left him because he abused her and moved back to Italy, but not before cashing in big time on a blind and highly risky deal that tripled her money. Her final romance was a man named Leonardo, who found her so unbearable that he killed himself soon after they got involved. Cristina Stoltz died a year later from diabetes. Rest in peace, you slayer of men.
What's the best way to keep spending from creeping up?
I can hardly ever save any money. You have to be stretched to the limit it seems in order to not have your spending fuck up your cash flow.
I tend to invest every last penny I have free in order to keep that from happening, but it usually does anyway, putting me in the hole for a year, sometimes 2.
The financial settings automatically raise themselves from time to time, you just need to go manually put them back down.
So far I've lived once as an Indian woman, once as an Indonesian man, nothing really exciting in either, though careers were a lot better in Indonesia. Never did earn enough money to emigrate.
Also, I noticed my language and religion would keep on changing for some reason. Sikh, Sunni, Christian...
It is no easy task winning a 1v3. You must jump many a hurdle, bettering three armies, the smallest.
Aye, no mere man may win an uphill battle against thrice your men, it takes a courageous heart and will that makes steel look like copper. When you are that, then, and only then, may you win a 1v3.
I would probably derive a lot more pleasure from the game if spendings wouldn't creep up, because it means every time I age a year I need to open a window, find the mistake, fix it and repeat. It's just tedious.
I have self-control. Why can't anyone else in this game? Maybe if it were tied to some stat like Happiness or Conscience or something.
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JeanHeartbroken papa bearGatineau, QuébecRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
hahaha I found a way to break the game
I was born in Indonesia, a country where a salary of 864k a month is not that much (that was my gf salary in rupee).. I moved to Hong Kong the year just before she moved in with me.. the game forgot to convert her salary in HK dollars and she was still making 864K a month.. 864K HK dollars that is
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"You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
I would probably derive a lot more pleasure from the game if spendings wouldn't creep up, because it means every time I age a year I need to open a window, find the mistake, fix it and repeat. It's just tedious.
I have self-control. Why can't anyone else in this game? Maybe if it were tied to some stat like Happiness or Conscience or something.
Precisely.
I was also just born in Raleigh, North Carolina by name of Robert Wagner.
Also this:
My character currently has: addiction to drugs, bi-polar, clinical depression, smoker, alcholic
My son Rudolf is a chip off the old block. At 18 he's had an ischemic heart attack and is a smoker.
18 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
Decided to look for a job.
Decided to commit a robbery.
Got 119,487 dollars in a robbery.
Took up smoking.
Christine and I are now engaged.
Christine Owens and I got married this year.
And the real life side of it:
My brother Howard has graduated from secondary school.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard are now engaged to be married.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard have married.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage.
The next year for christ sake:
My brother Howard began college.
My brother Howard has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Howard's wife Connie has been placed on academic probation.
This is the BEST LIFE EVER (It's horrible):
Howard has left his family.
I can't believe it:
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Son Estéban born.
There's a problem. Neither my wife or I are Cuban, or Mexican, yet the list of names given to me were of that descent. Why? Perhaps my wife is cheating on me with a random Mexican or Cuban man? Could it be a freudian slip of sorts in the games' code?
I was a bonehead and had too many kids and the game fucked up. Here is my whole life up till that point. 41 years:
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Raleigh in the state of North Carolina in the United States.
My parents have named me Edward. My surname is Wagner. My mother, Lillian, is 21 and my father, Jesse, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
I've had measles.
2 years old
Brother Howard born.
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My brother Howard began school.
8 years old
My father has been cured of depression.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Carol Meissner.
Rejected by Carol Meissner.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Patricia Serrano.
We've begun seeing each other.
14 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Patricia Serrano broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Christine Owens.
We've begun seeing each other.
15 years old
Began trade school.
16 years old
17 years old
Graduated from trade school.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Avoided drinking alcohol.
My brother Howard's girlfriend Connie has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Howard's girlfriend Connie began college.
18 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
Decided to look for a job.
Decided to commit a robbery.
Got 119,487 dollars in a robbery.
Took up smoking.
Christine and I are now engaged.
Christine Owens and I got married this year.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Howard's girlfriend Connie has been placed on academic probation.
My wife Christine has graduated from secondary school.
19 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Invested 3000 dollars in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard has graduated from secondary school.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard are now engaged to be married.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard have married.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage.
Daughter Irene born.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard began college.
My brother Howard has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Howard's wife Connie has been placed on academic probation.
Son Rudolf born.
21 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Howard has left his family.
22 years old
Decided to steal a bicycle.
Got 4 dollars from a bicycle theft.
Decided to vandalize some property.
Invested 10000 dollars in land.
Invested 5000 dollars in a bank account.
Began work as a salesperson.
23 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Son Estéban born.
24 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
I've become addicted to drugs.
Tried to give up using illicit drugs
Invested 5000 dollars in land.
Invested 10000 dollars in a bank account.
Invested 5000 dollars in jewelry.
Invested 5000 dollars in bond fund.
Invested 5000 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 5000 dollars in risky mutual fund.
Invested 2500 dollars in low-risk stock.
Denied a raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
Son Hugh born.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard has graduated from college with a degree in Economics.
My brother Howard has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
My daughter Irene began school.
Son Jack born.
26 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
My son Rudolf began school.
27 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
Cashed in 1939 dollars from low-risk stock.
Invested 10000 dollars in a bank account.
Invested 5000 dollars in land.
Invested 10000 dollars in jewelry.
28 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
29 years old
Denied a raise.
Began work as a salesperson.
Wife pregnant.
My son Estéban began school.
Daughter Mildred born.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 10000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in jewelry.
My son Hugh began school.
31 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Gave up using illicit drugs.
Cashed in 0 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2266 dollars from land.
Cashed in 9387 dollars from land.
Cashed in 5469 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 4980 dollars from land.
Cashed in 10721 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 4937 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 5395 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 4776 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 9177 dollars from risky mutual fund.
Cashed in 10406 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 5583 dollars from land.
Cashed in 9590 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 10075 dollars from land.
Cashed in 1985 dollars from jewelry.
Invested 40000 dollars in land.
Invested 59277 dollars in a bank account.
Began work as a foreman.
My son Jack began school.
32 years old
Wife pregnant.
Son Laurence born.
33 years old
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Avoided using drugs.
Received a 2% pay raise.
34 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,267 American soldiers have been killed.
Avoided using drugs.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Received a 1% pay raise.
Invested 25000 dollars in land.
Invested 5000 dollars in jewelry.
Invested 5000 dollars in medium-risk stock.
Invested 5000 dollars in mutual fund.
Invested 10000 dollars in bond fund.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Peace.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Avoided using drugs.
Wife pregnant.
Phillip born to Connie Simmons
My son Rudolf began trade school.
My daughter Mildred began school.
Daughter Wyntje born.
36 years old
Decided to steal a car.
Got 466 dollars from a car theft.
Invested 30000 dollars in land.
Cashed in 4691 dollars from medium-risk stock.
Invested 7000 dollars in low-risk stock.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My daughterIrene's boyfriend Jeremy has graduated from secondary school.
My daughterIrene's boyfriend Jeremy began college.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Carolyn has graduated from secondary school.
37 years old
Saved the life of a friend of mine.
Avoided using drugs.
Wife pregnant.
My daughter Irene has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Irene began college.
My son Rudolf has graduated from trade school.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Carolyn began college.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Carolyn has been placed on academic probation.
Daughter Gerda born.
38 years old
Gave up smoking.
Began work as a foreman.
Wife pregnant.
Cashed in 2787 dollars from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 4899 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 63554 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 26587 dollars from land.
Cashed in 5593 dollars from mutual fund.
Cashed in 10483 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 30920 dollars from land.
Invested 70000 dollars in jewelry.
Invested 75000 dollars in land.
Invested 2500 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 20000 dollars in bond fund.
My mother has colon cancer.
My daughter Irene has been placed on academic probation.
My son Rudolf has ischemic heart disease.
My son Estéban has skipped a year in school.
My son Laurence began school.
Son Russell born.
39 years old
Wife pregnant.
Received a 1% pay raise.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Janet has graduated from secondary school.
My sonEstéban's girlfriend Ruby has graduated from secondary school.
My sonHugh's girlfriend Betty began trade school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sonHugh's girlfriend Betty has been placed on academic probation.
My daughter Wyntje has had measles.
Son Carl born.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Wife pregnant.
Cashed in 2782 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 19766 dollars from bond fund.
Invested 15000 dollars in mutual fund.
Invested 15000 dollars in land.
My mother has died at age 62 from colon cancer.
My daughterIrene's boyfriend Jeremy has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law.
My son Estéban has graduated from secondary school.
My son Estéban began college.
My sonEstéban's girlfriend Ruby began college.
Daughter Ashley born.
41 years old
Avoided volunteering in a local humanitarian effort.
Avoided using drugs.
Began work as a foreman.
Wife pregnant.
Jeremy Rodriguez and my daughter Irene have married.
Walter born to Irene Rodriguez
My sonHugh's girlfriend Betty has been placed on academic probation.
JeanHeartbroken papa bearGatineau, QuébecRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
Wow that playtrough is so win /sarcasm
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in the Congo Democratic Republic's Sud-Kivu Region, not far from the city of Bukavu.
My parents have named me George. My surname is Limo. My mother, Sarah, is 24 and my father, Michael, is 22. I have a sister, Christina, age 1 and a sister, Gloria, who is 2.
My father has died at age 23 from kidney disease.
1 year old
My sister Christina has had malaria.
2 years old
My sister Gloria has had malaria.
3 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
My sister Gloria began school.
4 years old
Died at age 4 from dehydration.
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"You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
I just have abortion after abortion. I felt bad at first, but I didn't really want kids they won't stop trying. I think I had over 20 abortions one game. I never looked, what stats do they affect?
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You're daughter got married when she was 13?
Steam: MightyPotatoKing
Become mentally retarded from pertussis (whooping cough).
Fuck
Would you like travel in a humanitarian effort, Miss Trushina?
oh my
Steam: MightyPotatoKing
Steam: MightyPotatoKing
Scrooge.
Steam, PSN, XBL, Xfire and everything else JamesDM
Yeah, I think it always breaks at 13. It did for me twice :V
To be fair, the charity amounts are based on your net worth. Since I had about 99% of my money in stocks I didn't really have enough loose change to give away $500 million to charity every month.
Steam: MightyPotatoKing
Discovered I am infertile.
My brother Anand has moved out on his own.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A major flood has hit India. 598 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
My father has gone blind from glaucoma.
Eliani born to Ahi Agarwal
31 years old
Peace.
Invested 200000 rupees in low-risk stock.
32 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 2,500 people have died and 3,100,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
A major flood has hit India. 115 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
My father has congestive heart failure.
33 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 256 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
My father has died at age 59 from a heart attack.
34 years old
Sahid born to Ahi Agarwal
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
Invested 300000 rupees in medium-risk stock.
Irma born to Ahi Agarwal
36 years old
I was raped.
Daughter Abha born.
My daughter Abha has ophthalmia.
World of Warcraft - Calbert, Azjol-Nerub (PvE)
0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in Nigeria's Rivers State, not far from the city of Port Harcourt.
My parents have named me Hasana. My surname is Akintola. My mother, Bola, is 17 and my father, Jero, is 19. I have no brothers or sisters.
My mother has graduated from secondary school.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
Brother Bode born.
My brother Bode has had measles.
2 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
3 years old
Died at age 3 from dehydration.
My first guy was an indian man who frequently got beaten mercilessly by his wife.
My friends first character was a girl, who at the age of 6 got raped by her mother. We screamed in horror and incomrehension for quite a while.
Turns out he lived to 110 years old. This was my most epic play through.
I was born a boy in a village in Ethiopia's Harerge Region,
not
far from the city of Harer.
My parents have named me Gebre. My surname is Gebre-
Giorgios. My mother, Heran, is 21 and my father, Mezegubu,
is
26. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
I have schistosomiasis.
2 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 10,253 people
have
died and 6,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
3 years old
4 years old
I have had malaria.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,109 people
have
died and 7,100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My father has hookworm.
My father has had malaria.
8 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
My mother has hookworm.
12 years old
I have had malaria again.
13 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 25,047 people
have died and 8,400,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My girlfriend Hawa has died from dehydration.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Hawa Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
14 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 236,259 people
have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Hawa Amsalu.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Mamitu Bekila.
We've begun seeing each other.
15 years old
Mamitu Bekila broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Teru Tewolde.
We've begun seeing each other.
My mother died from an infection.
My father has had malaria again.
My girlfriend Teru has had measles.
16 years old
Took up smoking.
Teru Tewolde broke off our relationship.
Began work as a military sergeant.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Zewdnesh Kelile.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Zewdnesh Kelile.
17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Selassie Yifter.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Selassie Yifter.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Desta Habtamu.
We've begun seeing each other.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a soldier.
19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 7,565 people
have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Ended relationship with Desta Habtamu.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Mahdere Juma.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Mahdere Juma.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 4,466 people
have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Eden Tecle.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Daughter Desta born.
21 years old
Eden Tecle broke off our relationship.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Fatima
Mekonen.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Fatima Mekonen.
22 years old
I have had malaria again.
Left the military.
Began work as a policeman.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Seble Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Seble Amsalu.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Makeda Bakele.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Makeda Bakele.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ayelak Ketema.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Ayelak Ketema.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Walletta Kelile.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Walletta Kelile.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yordanos
Taddese.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Yordanos Taddese.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sewit Bekila.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Sewit Bekila.
Invested 948 birr in a bank account.
23 years old
Hurt in an accident.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sewit Kutre.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Ended relationship with Sewit Kutre.
Invested 3000 birr in high-risk stock.
24 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,652 people
have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Kidan Wami.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 4081 birr from high-risk stock.
Invested 6000 birr in a bank account.
My father has asthma.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 23,436 people
have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Kidan Wami broke off our relationship.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Desta Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
26 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 31,674 people
have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Invested 2000 birr in high-risk stock.
My daughter Desta began school.
Son Abdu born.
27 years old
You have urethritis due to a chlamydia infection.
Cashed in 2341 birr from high-risk stock.
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
My son Abdu has had malaria.
My girlfriend Desta has become an alcoholic.
28 years old
Cured of urethritis.
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 17,641 people
have died and 4,700,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Desta and I are now engaged.
Desta Tekle-Giorgis and I got married this year.
Cashed in 1007 birr from a bank account.
Cashed in 6244 birr from a bank account.
Moved to North Korea.
Moved to P'yongyang.
29 years old
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a salesperson.
My daughter Desta has trichuriasis (whip worm).
My daughter Desta has been cured of trichuriasis.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 5% pay raise.
Invested 260000 won in a bank account.
31 years old
I have hookworm.
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Tortured by security police.
Released by security police.
My son Abdu began school.
32 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Cashed in 265226 won from a bank account.
Invested 400000 won in high-risk stock.
33 years old
Began work as a police captain.
Tried to give up smoking.
My daughterDesta's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has been cured
of trichuriasis.
34 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 6,940 people
have died and 660,000 others have been affected.
The famine or food shortage has hit my area.
Famine victim.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Gave up smoking.
My daughterDesta's boyfriend Chong-Hoon has graduated
from secondary school.
36 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 48,655
people have died and 690,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
37 years old
Took a fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has
resulted in no permanent damage, however.
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Cashed in 618239 won from high-risk stock.
Moved to Japan.
Moved to Tokyo.
Began work as a safety inspector.
My daughter Desta has graduated from secondary school.
38 years old
Invested 1400000 yen in a bank account.
39 years old
Left my marriage.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yoko Toshiko.
We've begun seeing each other.
Park Chong-Hoon and my daughter Desta have married.
Yoneko born to Desta Park
41 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 84 people have died and
170,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 15 people have
died and 68,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
42 years old
Invested 400000 yen in high-risk stock.
My sonAbdu's girlfriend Asako has graduated from
secondary school.
43 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 16 people have died and
200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Ended relationship with Yoko Toshiko.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sumiko Higuchi.
We've begun seeing each other.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My son Abdu has graduated from secondary school.
Daughter Akiko born.
44 years old
Cashed in 454604 yen from high-risk stock.
Sumiko and I are now engaged!.
Asako Ikeda and my son Abdu are now engaged to be
married.
Asako Ikeda and my son Abdu have married.
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Sumiko Higuchi and I got married this year.
Received a 3% pay raise.
46 years old
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
47 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 2 people have died and
200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Cashed in 1531158 yen from a bank account.
Moved to Liberia.
Moved to Harvel.
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.
Kwesi born to Desta Park
48 years old
My daughter Desta has schistosomiasis.
Ntainyane born to Desta Park
My wife Sumiko has had malaria.
49 years old
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Akiko began school.
50 years old
Thandiwe born to Desta Park
51 years old
Invested 2000000 liberties in high-risk stock.
52 years old
Denied a raise.
53 years old
54 years old
Titilayo born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has hookworm.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Tabiya born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My wife Sumiko has cervical cancer.
56 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Ade born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has schistosomiasis.
57 years old
Cashed in 2435143 liberties from high-risk stock.
Moved to Angola.
Moved to Kuito.
Invested 4000000 kwanzas in high-risk stock.
Began work as a salesperson.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My daughter Akiko has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My wife Sumiko has died at age 55 from cervical cancer.
58 years old
Cashed in 4514315 kwanzas from high-risk stock.
Sporadic localized fighting in Benguela province.
Gamba born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has had malaria.
My daughter Akiko began trade school.
59 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Langalibalele born to Desta Park
My daughter Akiko has tuberculosis.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter
Akiko has been placed on academic probation.
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Peace.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Nobini Tutu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Nobini and I are now engaged!.
My son Abdu has schistosomiasis.
My daughter Akiko has been expelled from trade school.
61 years old
Nobini Tutu and I got married this year.
My daughter Akiko has died at age 18 from tuberculosis.
62 years old
Invested 4700000 kwanzas in a bank account.
My son Abdu has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My wife Nobini has been cured of schistosomiasis.
63 years old
Invested 360000 kwanzas in a bank account.
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 979 people have
died and 170,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began work as an administrative aid.
66 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Cashed in 4890839 kwanzas from a bank account.
Cashed in 370908 kwanzas from a bank account.
Left my marriage.
Moved to the Congo Democratic Republic.
Moved to Goma.
Invested 13000000 Congo francs in a bank account.
My daughter Desta has onchocerciasis.
67 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
68 years old
Cashed in 13261300 Congo francs from a bank account.
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Moved to the Congo.
Moved to Sibiti.
Invested 14000000 CFA francs in a bank account.
Began work as a salesperson.
Your girlfriend Akua has been disabled by leprosy
Met a new woman I like very much, named Akua Moyoyo.
We've begun seeing each other.
My daughter Desta has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My daughter Desta has been cured of schistosomiasis.
69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Akua and I are now engaged.
The engagement is over but my girlfriend Akua and I are still
seeing each other.
Akua and I are now engaged!.
71 years old
Akua Moyoyo and I got married this year.
Invested 60000000 CFA francs in a bank account.
72 years old
Denied a raise.
73 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Received a 1% pay raise.
74 years old
Cashed in 14861281 CFA francs from a bank account.
Cashed in 61818057 CFA francs from a bank account.
Moved to Sierra Leone.
Moved to Kailahun.
My son Abdu has been cured of depression.
My son Abdu has been cured of schistosomiasis.
75 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
Began work as a numerical clerk.
My daughter Desta has died from dehydration.
76 years old
Too old to continue working as a numerical clerk.
Began work as a salesperson.
77 years old
My son Abdu has had malaria again.
78 years old
I have arthritis of the hip.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
79 years old
80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
My wife Akua has had malaria.
81 years old
Too old to continue working as a salesperson.
Invested 300000000 leones in high-risk stock.
82 years old
My son Abdu has ischemic heart disease.
My wife Akua died from an infection.
83 years old
I have hookworm.
84 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Released by security police.
My son Abdu has had malaria again.
85 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
86 years old
I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Cashed in 307930203 leones from high-risk stock.
Moved to the United States.
Moved to Jackson.
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.
My son Abdu has lung cancer.
87 years old
Invested 100000 dollars in land.
88 years old
I had a stroke.
My son Abdu has died at age 63 from lung cancer.
89 years old
90 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
91 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 521 American soldiers have been killed.
Too old to continue working as a scavenger of used goods.
92 years old
93 years old
Peace.
Cashed in 100243 dollars from land.
Invested 100000 dollars in a bank account.
94 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa
Dominguez.
We've begun seeing each other.
95 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Lisa Vermeulen.
We've begun seeing each other.
96 years old
Cashed in 3030 dollars from a bank account.
97 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Linda Simpson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sarah
Hendricksen.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Catherine
Bekker.
We've begun seeing each other.
My girlfriend Catherine has died at age 83 from colon
cancer.
98 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Christina Van
Eck.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Janice Jonk.
We've begun seeing each other.
99 years old
Cashed in 3030 dollars from a bank account.
100 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Ended relationship with Janice Jonk.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Rose Johnson.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa Kelly.
We've begun seeing each other.
101 years old
Teresa Kelly broke off our relationship.
102 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Paula Blanck.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 103030 dollars from a bank account.
Moved to Ethiopia.
Moved to Harer.
Invested 800000 birr in a bank account.
103 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.
Paula and I are now engaged!.
104 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ozoro Amsalu.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ozoro Amsalu.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Uk'ume Tekle-
Ab.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Meseret Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
My girlfriend Meseret died from general complications of old
age.
105 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yehudit Tekle-
Giorgis.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gete Selam.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Meklit Amsalu.
We've begun seeing each other.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Gete Selam.
We've begun seeing each other.
106 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to 2 years in prison.
107 years old
108 years old
Released from prison.
Gete Selam and I got married this year.
Cashed in 849216 birr from a bank account.
Moved to Australia.
Moved to Brisbane.
109 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 4,100
others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Invested 50000 Australian dollars in a bank account.
Moved to Sydney.
My wife Gete has died at age 93 from liver cancer.
110 years old
Died at age 110 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Goodbye Gebre Gebre-Giorgios, the Demi God.
I have managed to die at the age of 0.
I fail big time.
I had many problems with the governments of many countries throughout that whole life. Lots of Social/Political Actvisim + Physical Training.
Both of my sons were named Balachander.
I also like how you're still dating when you're 105 years old.
Am I the only one that fond that life insanely funny? Do you have the stats for your Ethiopian demi-god? How high was his appearance rating that he managed to get women consistently into his 100s?
Anyway, here's the best one I've had so far:
I was born a girl in a small town in Italy's Veneto region, not
far from the city of Treviso.
My parents have named me Cristina. My surname is
Pellegrino. My mother, Rita, is 21 and my father, Ciro, is 19. I
have a brother, Giorgio, who is 2.
From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
exceptional physical strength.
1 year old
2 years old
I've had measles.
3 years old
Brother Ciro born.
My brother Giorgio began school.
4 years old
5 years old
My brother Ciro has had measles.
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My father has given up drugs.
8 years old
My brother Ciro began school.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 11 people have died
and 10,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
12 years old
My brother Giorgio began trade school.
13 years old
My brother Giorgio's girlfriend Claudia has graduated from
secondary school.
14 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 14 people have died and
95,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Met a new boy I like very much, named Camillo Biondi.
We've begun seeing each other.
My brother Giorgio has been involved in a road traffic
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My brother Giorgio has graduated from trade school.
My boyfriend Camillo began trade school.
My boyfriend Camillo has been placed on academic
probation.
15 years old
Ended relationship with Camillo Biondi.
Met a new boy I like very much, named Vincente Respighi.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Vincente Respighi.
Claudia Antonelli and my brother Giorgio are now engaged to
be married.
Claudia Antonelli and my brother Giorgio have married.
16 years old
My brother Giorgio has moved out on his own.
17 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Franco Puccini.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Franco Puccini.
My brother Ciro began trade school.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
19 years old
Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..
Met a new boy I like very much, named Pascuale Baggio.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Pascuale Baggio.
Ended my relationship with boyfriend Pascuale.
My brother Ciro has graduated from trade school.
My brother Ciro's girlfriend Fabiola has graduated from
secondary school.
20 years old
21 years old
My brother Ciro has moved out on his own.
22 years old
23 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Business.
Began graduate school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been
placed on academic probation.
24 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Italy. 139 people have died
and 6,700 others have been affected.
My family and I were not affected.
25 years old
26 years old
Federica Lazzaretti and my brother Ciro are now engaged to
be married.
Federica Lazzaretti and my brother Ciro have married.
27 years old
28 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
in Business Administration.
Met a new man I like very much, named Massimo Toldo.
Rejected by Massimo Toldo.
29 years old
Began work as a scientist.
My mother has appendicitis.
30 years old
A major earthquake has hit Italy. 0 people have died and
100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My mother has been cured of appendicitis.
31 years old
Began work as a head nurse.
32 years old
Invested 2000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in mutual fund.
My mother has arthritis of the knee.
33 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Roberto Pininferino.
Rejected by Roberto Pininferino.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in bond fund.
Invested 300 euros in jewelry.
Invested 7000 euros in a bank account.
Federica born to Claudia Antonelli
34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Met a new man I like very much, named Antonio Berti.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Antonio Berti.
Began work as a head nurse.
Met a new man I like very much, named Arrigo Cipollini.
We've begun seeing each other.
Invested 1000 euros in mutual fund.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in risky mutual fund.
Invested 1000 euros in medium-risk stock.
Invested 2000 euros in land.
36 years old
Arrigo Cipollini broke off our relationship.
Met a new man I like very much, named Alberto Liguori.
Rejected by Alberto Liguori.
My brother Giorgio has given up drugs.
37 years old
Invested 2000 euros in a bank account.
Invested 2000 euros in bond fund.
Began work as a marketing director.
Cosimo born to Federica Lazzaretti
38 years old
39 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
40 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Cashed in 0 euros from a bank account.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in land.
Invested 1000 euros in mutual fund.
Invested 1000 euros in bond fund.
41 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Giorgio Berti.
Rejected by Giorgio Berti.
42 years old
Began work as a marketing director.
Cashed in 818 euros from mutual fund.
Invested 2000 euros in a bank account.
Invested 1000 euros in jewelry.
Invested 3000 euros in land.
Invested 2000 euros in bond fund.
Invested 2000 euros in low-risk mutual fund.
My mother has died at age 64 from lymphoma.
43 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Claudio Di Biagio.
Rejected by Claudio Di Biagio.
Received a 3% pay raise.
44 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Matteo Sacchi.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cashed in 725 euros from medium-risk stock.
Invested 2000 euros in land.
Invested 2000 euros in land.
Invested 2000 euros in low-risk stock.
Moved to Verona.
Cashed in 2000 euros from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 2467 euros from land.
Cashed in 1300 euros from mutual fund.
Cashed in 1205 euros from land.
Cashed in 1064 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 281 euros from jewelry.
Cashed in 7810 euros from a bank account.
Cashed in 1120 euros from land.
Cashed in 1042 euros from risky mutual fund.
Cashed in 2737 euros from land.
Cashed in 2159 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 1035 euros from land.
Cashed in 1130 euros from land.
Cashed in 1312 euros from mutual fund.
Cashed in 1099 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 2040 euros from a bank account.
Cashed in 998 euros from jewelry.
Cashed in 3326 euros from land.
Cashed in 1908 euros from bond fund.
Cashed in 2080 euros from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 2000 euros from land.
Cashed in 2000 euros from land.
Moved to the United Kingdom.
Moved to London.
Began work as a scientist.
Invested 2000 pounds in land.
Invested 2000 pounds in a bank account.
Invested 2000 pounds in bond fund.
Invested 2000 pounds in mutual fund.
Invested 2000 pounds in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 2000 pounds in low-risk stock.
Invested 2000 pounds in land.
45 years old
Matteo Sacchi broke off our relationship.
Began work as a senior scientist.
Cashed in 2031 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2217 pounds from mutual fund.
Cashed in 2060 pounds from land.
Cashed in 1971 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2093 pounds from bond fund.
Cashed in 2040 pounds from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 2282 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2065 pounds from bond fund.
Cashed in 1929 pounds from land.
Cashed in 2020 pounds from a bank account.
Cashed in 2058 pounds from bond fund.
Cashed in 2391 pounds from mutual fund.
Cashed in 1967 pounds from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 1434 pounds from low-risk stock.
Moved to the United States.
Moved to Philadelphia.
46 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 11,763 American soldiers have been killed.
Met a new man I like very much, named Gerald Gardner.
We've begun seeing each other.
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 2000 dollars in bond fund.
Invested 2000 dollars in a bank account.
Began work as a judge.
My brother Giorgio has given up drugs.
My boyfriend Gerald has been cured of depression.
47 years old
Moved to San Diego.
My brother Giorgio has lung cancer.
48 years old
My boyfriend Gerald and I are now engaged.
The engagement is over and my boyfriend Gerald and I've
gone our separate ways.
49 years old
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in bond fund.
Cashed in 1778 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
My brother Giorgio has died at age 52 from lung cancer.
50 years old
Peace.
Received a 1% pay raise.
Began work as a judge.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in mutual fund.
51 years old
Began work as a judge.
Met a new man I like very much, named Laurence Hughes.
Rejected by Laurence Hughes.
Received a 4% pay raise.
52 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in mutual fund.
Invested 20000 dollars in bond fund.
53 years old
My brother Ciro has died at age 51 in a road traffic accident.
54 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Paul Stoltz.
We've begun seeing each other.
My boyfriend Paul has been cured of peptic ulcer.
55 years old
My boyfriend Paul and I are now engaged.
Paul Stoltz and I got married this year.
Invested 40000 dollars in land.
Invested 30000 dollars in bond fund.
Denied a raise.
My father has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
56 years old
Cashed in 17666 dollars from mutual fund.
Invested 30000 dollars in land.
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
57 years old
58 years old
Invested 50000 dollars in land.
Denied a raise.
59 years old
Cashed in 17176 dollars from mutual fund.
Invested 60000 dollars in land.
Moved to Seattle.
60 years old
Invested 70000 dollars in land.
Invested 4000 dollars in a bank account.
Invested 2999 dollars in jewelry.
61 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
62 years old
63 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Denied a raise.
Cashed in 77107 dollars from land.
Invested 40000 dollars in land.
Cashed in 54563 dollars from land.
64 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
65 years old
66 years old
Invested 120000 dollars in land.
67 years old
68 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in a bank account.
69 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Lost my investment in land.
Cashed in 36658 dollars from land.
Cashed in 82568 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3766 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 33934 dollars from land.
Cashed in 41695 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 31425 dollars from land.
Cashed in 66694 dollars from land.
Cashed in 84159 dollars from land.
Received a 1% pay raise.
70 years old
71 years old
Lost my investment in land.
Lost my investment in land.
I have diabetes.
Cashed in 148559 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2386 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 3397 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 53616 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3053 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2616 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2453 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 36694 dollars from land.
Cashed in 64349 dollars from land.
Cashed in 50222 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4552 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 25104 dollars from land.
Cashed in 75367 dollars from land.
Cashed in 41891 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4552 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 22183 dollars from land.
Cashed in 43763 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2668 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 34520 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 24316 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3671 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2616 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2317 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 33590 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 66263 dollars from land.
Cashed in 35020 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3366 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 28390 dollars from land.
Cashed in 49199 dollars from land.
Cashed in 3427 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2929 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2322 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 2564 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2572 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2510 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 29676 dollars from land.
Cashed in 29001 dollars from land.
Cashed in 37414 dollars from land.
Cashed in 34846 dollars from land.
Cashed in 25179 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 60472 dollars from land.
Cashed in 36122 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 42235 dollars from land.
Cashed in 63461 dollars from land.
Cashed in 80225 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4462 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2791 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 20374 dollars from land.
Cashed in 22581 dollars from land.
Cashed in 63217 dollars from land.
Cashed in 35467 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 39473 dollars from land.
Cashed in 84592 dollars from land.
Cashed in 4462 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2504 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 23536 dollars from land.
Cashed in 19356 dollars from land.
Cashed in 0 dollars from land.
Cashed in 2060 dollars from a bank account.
Invested 20000 dollars in land.
72 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
73 years old
74 years old
I have been cured of depression.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
75 years old
My husband grabbed and shoved me.
Left my marriage.
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Made money on a risky deal.
76 years old
77 years old
Invested 200000 dollars in land.
Invested 10000 dollars in bond fund.
Received a 8% pay raise.
Cashed in 10000 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 205204 dollars from land.
Cashed in 32094 dollars from land.
Cashed in 24023 dollars from land.
Cashed in 200000 dollars from land.
Cashed in 10000 dollars from bond fund.
Moved to Italy.
Moved to Belluno.
Began work as a judge.
Met a new man I like very much, named Sergio Lippi.
Rejected by Sergio Lippi.
Met a new man I like very much, named Leonardo
Tintoretto.
We've begun seeing each other.
My boyfriend Leonardo has died at age 79 from suicide.
78 years old
Died at age 78 from diabetes.
Basically, she was an Italian woman who went through secondary school, college and graduate school. Despite struggling, she managed to obtain an advanced degree in Business and went on to a string of well-paying jobs, including marketing director and senior scientist. When she found that the highest ranking jobs in Italy are generally reserved for men, she moved to London, seeking freedom from the glass ceiling. No such luck there, so she moved to the US. Same sad situation. However, she did find her true calling and worked as a judge at 46 and worked until she died at 78.
She never had children and generally had bad luck with men. However, she did marry at the age of 55 for twenty years. She left him because he abused her and moved back to Italy, but not before cashing in big time on a blind and highly risky deal that tripled her money. Her final romance was a man named Leonardo, who found her so unbearable that he killed himself soon after they got involved. Cristina Stoltz died a year later from diabetes. Rest in peace, you slayer of men.
Happiness: 74
Intelligence: 51
Artistic: 36
Musical: 41
Athletic: 75
Strength: 37
Endurance: 32
Appearance : 98
Conscience: 71
Wisdom: 99
Owned 1 tv, radio, telephone and a car. Had a highschool education. Spoke english and somehow became an Anglican.
Died with 66,406 Australian Dollars under his mattress. (A mere $53,988.62 USD)
I think he outlived all his kids too (the ones he actually took care of that is). Not sure, haven't checked the history for that.
I can hardly ever save any money. You have to be stretched to the limit it seems in order to not have your spending fuck up your cash flow.
I tend to invest every last penny I have free in order to keep that from happening, but it usually does anyway, putting me in the hole for a year, sometimes 2.
So far I've lived once as an Indian woman, once as an Indonesian man, nothing really exciting in either, though careers were a lot better in Indonesia. Never did earn enough money to emigrate.
Also, I noticed my language and religion would keep on changing for some reason. Sikh, Sunni, Christian...
I died from general complications of old age.
Heh, with a net worth of a millionish swiss francs and innumerable children and girlfriends
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I have self-control. Why can't anyone else in this game? Maybe if it were tied to some stat like Happiness or Conscience or something.
Precisely.
I was also just born in Raleigh, North Carolina by name of Robert Wagner.
Also this:
My character currently has: addiction to drugs, bi-polar, clinical depression, smoker, alcholic
My son Rudolf is a chip off the old block. At 18 he's had an ischemic heart attack and is a smoker.
Began work as a salesperson.
Decided to look for a job.
Decided to commit a robbery.
Got 119,487 dollars in a robbery.
Took up smoking.
Christine and I are now engaged.
Christine Owens and I got married this year.
And the real life side of it:
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard are now engaged to be married.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard have married.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage.
The next year for christ sake:
My brother Howard has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Howard's wife Connie has been placed on academic probation.
This is the BEST LIFE EVER (It's horrible):
I can't believe it:
My brother Howard's wife Connie has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Son Estéban born.
There's a problem. Neither my wife or I are Cuban, or Mexican, yet the list of names given to me were of that descent. Why? Perhaps my wife is cheating on me with a random Mexican or Cuban man? Could it be a freudian slip of sorts in the games' code?
I was a bonehead and had too many kids and the game fucked up. Here is my whole life up till that point. 41 years:
I was born a boy in the city of Raleigh in the state of North Carolina in the United States.
My parents have named me Edward. My surname is Wagner. My mother, Lillian, is 21 and my father, Jesse, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
I've had measles.
2 years old
Brother Howard born.
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
My brother Howard began school.
8 years old
My father has been cured of depression.
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Carol Meissner.
Rejected by Carol Meissner.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Patricia Serrano.
We've begun seeing each other.
14 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Patricia Serrano broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Christine Owens.
We've begun seeing each other.
15 years old
Began trade school.
16 years old
17 years old
Graduated from trade school.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Avoided drinking alcohol.
My brother Howard's girlfriend Connie has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Howard's girlfriend Connie began college.
18 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
Decided to look for a job.
Decided to commit a robbery.
Got 119,487 dollars in a robbery.
Took up smoking.
Christine and I are now engaged.
Christine Owens and I got married this year.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Howard's girlfriend Connie has been placed on academic probation.
My wife Christine has graduated from secondary school.
19 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Invested 3000 dollars in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard has graduated from secondary school.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard are now engaged to be married.
Connie Simmons and my brother Howard have married.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage.
Daughter Irene born.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard began college.
My brother Howard has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Howard's wife Connie has been placed on academic probation.
Son Rudolf born.
21 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.
Lost money on a risky deal.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 2000 dollars in land.
Howard has left his family.
22 years old
Decided to steal a bicycle.
Got 4 dollars from a bicycle theft.
Decided to vandalize some property.
Invested 10000 dollars in land.
Invested 5000 dollars in a bank account.
Began work as a salesperson.
23 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.
My brother Howard's wife Connie has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Son Estéban born.
24 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
I've become addicted to drugs.
Tried to give up using illicit drugs
Invested 5000 dollars in land.
Invested 10000 dollars in a bank account.
Invested 5000 dollars in jewelry.
Invested 5000 dollars in bond fund.
Invested 5000 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 5000 dollars in risky mutual fund.
Invested 2500 dollars in low-risk stock.
Denied a raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
Son Hugh born.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My brother Howard has graduated from college with a degree in Economics.
My brother Howard has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
My daughter Irene began school.
Son Jack born.
26 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
My son Rudolf began school.
27 years old
Began work as a salesperson.
Cashed in 1939 dollars from low-risk stock.
Invested 10000 dollars in a bank account.
Invested 5000 dollars in land.
Invested 10000 dollars in jewelry.
28 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
29 years old
Denied a raise.
Began work as a salesperson.
Wife pregnant.
My son Estéban began school.
Daughter Mildred born.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 10000 dollars in land.
Invested 2000 dollars in jewelry.
My son Hugh began school.
31 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Gave up using illicit drugs.
Cashed in 0 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 2266 dollars from land.
Cashed in 9387 dollars from land.
Cashed in 5469 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 4980 dollars from land.
Cashed in 10721 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 4937 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 5395 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 4776 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 9177 dollars from risky mutual fund.
Cashed in 10406 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 5583 dollars from land.
Cashed in 9590 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 10075 dollars from land.
Cashed in 1985 dollars from jewelry.
Invested 40000 dollars in land.
Invested 59277 dollars in a bank account.
Began work as a foreman.
My son Jack began school.
32 years old
Wife pregnant.
Son Laurence born.
33 years old
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Avoided using drugs.
Received a 2% pay raise.
34 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,267 American soldiers have been killed.
Avoided using drugs.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
Received a 1% pay raise.
Invested 25000 dollars in land.
Invested 5000 dollars in jewelry.
Invested 5000 dollars in medium-risk stock.
Invested 5000 dollars in mutual fund.
Invested 10000 dollars in bond fund.
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Peace.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Avoided using drugs.
Wife pregnant.
Phillip born to Connie Simmons
My son Rudolf began trade school.
My daughter Mildred began school.
Daughter Wyntje born.
36 years old
Decided to steal a car.
Got 466 dollars from a car theft.
Invested 30000 dollars in land.
Cashed in 4691 dollars from medium-risk stock.
Invested 7000 dollars in low-risk stock.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My daughterIrene's boyfriend Jeremy has graduated from secondary school.
My daughterIrene's boyfriend Jeremy began college.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Carolyn has graduated from secondary school.
37 years old
Saved the life of a friend of mine.
Avoided using drugs.
Wife pregnant.
My daughter Irene has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Irene began college.
My son Rudolf has graduated from trade school.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Carolyn began college.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Carolyn has been placed on academic probation.
Daughter Gerda born.
38 years old
Gave up smoking.
Began work as a foreman.
Wife pregnant.
Cashed in 2787 dollars from low-risk stock.
Cashed in 4899 dollars from jewelry.
Cashed in 63554 dollars from a bank account.
Cashed in 26587 dollars from land.
Cashed in 5593 dollars from mutual fund.
Cashed in 10483 dollars from bond fund.
Cashed in 30920 dollars from land.
Invested 70000 dollars in jewelry.
Invested 75000 dollars in land.
Invested 2500 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.
Invested 20000 dollars in bond fund.
My mother has colon cancer.
My daughter Irene has been placed on academic probation.
My son Rudolf has ischemic heart disease.
My son Estéban has skipped a year in school.
My son Laurence began school.
Son Russell born.
39 years old
Wife pregnant.
Received a 1% pay raise.
My sonRudolf's girlfriend Janet has graduated from secondary school.
My sonEstéban's girlfriend Ruby has graduated from secondary school.
My sonHugh's girlfriend Betty began trade school.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sonHugh's girlfriend Betty has been placed on academic probation.
My daughter Wyntje has had measles.
Son Carl born.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Wife pregnant.
Cashed in 2782 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.
Cashed in 19766 dollars from bond fund.
Invested 15000 dollars in mutual fund.
Invested 15000 dollars in land.
My mother has died at age 62 from colon cancer.
My daughterIrene's boyfriend Jeremy has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law.
My son Estéban has graduated from secondary school.
My son Estéban began college.
My sonEstéban's girlfriend Ruby began college.
Daughter Ashley born.
41 years old
Avoided volunteering in a local humanitarian effort.
Avoided using drugs.
Began work as a foreman.
Wife pregnant.
Jeremy Rodriguez and my daughter Irene have married.
Walter born to Irene Rodriguez
My sonHugh's girlfriend Betty has been placed on academic probation.
My daughter Mildred has skipped a year in school.
My daughter Wyntje began school.
My daughter Ashley has had measles.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in the Congo Democratic Republic's Sud-Kivu Region, not far from the city of Bukavu.
My parents have named me George. My surname is Limo. My mother, Sarah, is 24 and my father, Michael, is 22. I have a sister, Christina, age 1 and a sister, Gloria, who is 2.
My father has died at age 23 from kidney disease.
1 year old
My sister Christina has had malaria.
2 years old
My sister Gloria has had malaria.
3 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
My sister Gloria began school.
4 years old
Died at age 4 from dehydration.
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