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Presidential Election 2012: I'm too old for this Mitt.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    All that ginger hair.


    A lie.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    if I was donald trump, i'd be with much classier call girls than sassori

    they might even charge two figures

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    TLB's merkin for president 2012

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Wait is that just code for Mitt Romney, I take it back

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    wait if my merkin wins do I become first lady

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    if I was donald trump, i'd be with much classier call girls than sassori

    they might even charge two figures

    Don't pretend that you don't love just how slummy I am.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    if I was donald trump, i'd be with much classier call girls than sassori

    they might even charge two figures

    Don't pretend that you don't love just how slummy I am.

    i'll admit, the feeling of std russian roullette is exhilirating

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    kind of like i'm making it with a petrie dish of bad decisions

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I love when you start sweet talking me

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    why is this thread still going

    ain't the electins done with yet

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I elect you

    to suck my diiiiiiick

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    this thread ain't over till either TLB or Sassori fails to come up with a comeback

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Or we just fall into sloppy makeouts.


    But TLB doesn't have enough money to pay me to kiss him.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    But I put up curtains and everything!

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    AJ AJ AJ AJ I GET TO BE YOUR BEST MAN

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    But I put up curtains and everything!

    look sass, I been meaning to tell you

    you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    i thought you worked in a hospital how on earth did you misspell prophylactic

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    AJ AJ AJ AJ I GET TO BE YOUR BEST MAN

    pffft you are not nearly scummy enough to be my best man

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    trust me i thought of that

    but guess who has ron jeremy's number and is okay with stepping down to be number 2

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    i thought you worked in a hospital how on earth did you misspell prophylactic

    hospitals aren't planned parenthood!

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    it was indeed a strange turn of events that led to me having ron jeremy's number, but alas

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    But I put up curtains and everything!

    look sass, I been meaning to tell you

    you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains

    That's okay.

    Better than misunderstanding that both holes are the same thing.

    Geez.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    i thought you worked in a hospital how on earth did you misspell prophylactic

    hospitals aren't planned parenthood!

    alt post: how'm I supposed to spell something I never use?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    But I put up curtains and everything!

    look sass, I been meaning to tell you

    you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains

    That's okay.

    Better than misunderstanding that both holes are the same thing.

    Geez.

    look lady, if you've only got two holes something has gone horribly, horribly wrong

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love when you start sweet talking me

    must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm

    Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.

    I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.

    squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is

    But I put up curtains and everything!

    look sass, I been meaning to tell you

    you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains

    That's okay.

    Better than misunderstanding that both holes are the same thing.

    Geez.

    look lady, if you've only got two holes something has gone horribly, horribly wrong

    Well.

    Only two currently available. It's the weekend. People have made reservations.

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    That's gotta be a strange RSVP list.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    calling to cancel would be especially awkward

    "turns out I'm not gonna need that after all"

    sass all GREAT where am I gonna find a last-minute boner

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    it's not so much an rsvp list as it is sassori is like a tollbooth of shame

    dudes lined up to drop a load of self-loathing in and go on their merry way

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Except TLB takes his merry time about it.

    I read a lot of books during the 8 hours he's pumping away. Using his tears as lube.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    stop lying, sass

    there is no way anyone could be in there for more than five minutes, tops

    that chapped, sandpapery wasteland

    it'd be akin to stickin' it in a pencil sharpner if you went to long

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    this conversation is starting to seem just kind of awkward and sad instead of funny

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Well, not exactly.

    A pencil sharpener would be small enough for you to get your baby dick in there and actually feel something.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    whoa
    WHOA

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Daaammmmmnnnn

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    look I think you have a strange sense of proportion

    you're not, for example, supposed to have an echo down there

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    look I think you have a strange sense of proportion

    you're not, for example, supposed to have an echo down there

    But it's great for chamber choirs!

    The acoustics are amazing.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    point number two: the choir of the damned should not be playing concertos in your womb

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