The Lovely Bastard wrote: » if I was donald trump, i'd be with much classier call girls than sassori they might even charge two figures
Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » if I was donald trump, i'd be with much classier call girls than sassori they might even charge two figures Don't pretend that you don't love just how slummy I am.
Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me
The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm
Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.
The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is
Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is But I put up curtains and everything!
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Antimatter wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is i thought you worked in a hospital how on earth did you misspell prophylactic
The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is But I put up curtains and everything! look sass, I been meaning to tell you you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains
The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Antimatter wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is i thought you worked in a hospital how on earth did you misspell prophylactic hospitals aren't planned parenthood!
Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is But I put up curtains and everything! look sass, I been meaning to tell you you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains That's okay. Better than misunderstanding that both holes are the same thing. Geez.
The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » The Lovely Bastard wrote: » Sassori wrote: » I love when you start sweet talking me must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless. I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint. squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is But I put up curtains and everything! look sass, I been meaning to tell you you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains That's okay. Better than misunderstanding that both holes are the same thing. Geez. look lady, if you've only got two holes something has gone horribly, horribly wrong
The Lovely Bastard wrote: » look I think you have a strange sense of proportion you're not, for example, supposed to have an echo down there
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A lie.
they might even charge two figures
Don't pretend that you don't love just how slummy I am.
i'll admit, the feeling of std russian roullette is exhilirating
ain't the electins done with yet
to suck my diiiiiiick
But TLB doesn't have enough money to pay me to kiss him.
must really light your trash barrel fire and keep them gutters warm
Don't be silly TLB. I'm not homeless.
I just date the homeless. I find their cardboard boxes quaint.
squatting in an abandoned profolactive factory does not count as having a home, no matter how ironic it is
But I put up curtains and everything!
look sass, I been meaning to tell you
you grossly misunderstood the term beef curtains
i thought you worked in a hospital how on earth did you misspell prophylactic
pffft you are not nearly scummy enough to be my best man
but guess who has ron jeremy's number and is okay with stepping down to be number 2
hospitals aren't planned parenthood!
That's okay.
Better than misunderstanding that both holes are the same thing.
Geez.
alt post: how'm I supposed to spell something I never use?
look lady, if you've only got two holes something has gone horribly, horribly wrong
Well.
Only two currently available. It's the weekend. People have made reservations.
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"turns out I'm not gonna need that after all"
sass all GREAT where am I gonna find a last-minute boner
dudes lined up to drop a load of self-loathing in and go on their merry way
I read a lot of books during the 8 hours he's pumping away. Using his tears as lube.
there is no way anyone could be in there for more than five minutes, tops
that chapped, sandpapery wasteland
it'd be akin to stickin' it in a pencil sharpner if you went to long
A pencil sharpener would be small enough for you to get your baby dick in there and actually feel something.
WHOA
you're not, for example, supposed to have an echo down there
But it's great for chamber choirs!
The acoustics are amazing.