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  • core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also, last year Somethingawful had a front page article about different nerd types, and one of the example pictures was the president of my school anime club the year before (but he graduated).

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm willing to let LOL and stuff pass if it's in context.

    If you actually say LOL when something funny happens, you need to be thrown in an oven.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    LoL

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    I use the term "lol" in person if I'm being sarcastic or ironic about something. If someone does or says something stupid or silly or relates a story about something dumb that happened that was, say, dramatic I'll say "lawl drama" completely deadpan.

    But I feel that's the only way to use it anyway. I never use net-speak on the net anyway unless I'm doing it to be ironic or sarcastic.

    Basically the only time I ever use it is to mock whatever it is that I'm referring to.
    that's totally retarded

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    No

    because I'm not retarded

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Werrick wrote: »
    I use the term "lol" in person if I'm being sarcastic or ironic about something. If someone does or says something stupid or silly or relates a story about something dumb that happened that was, say, dramatic I'll say "lawl drama" completely deadpan.

    But I feel that's the only way to use it anyway. I never use net-speak on the net anyway unless I'm doing it to be ironic or sarcastic.

    Basically the only time I ever use it is to mock whatever it is that I'm referring to.
    that's totally retarded

    NO U

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I thought handlebar mustaches were purely fictional until I visited Salzburg

    You should come to a Moustache Party.

    Six how often do you have your moustache parties? Do you even bother removing the facial hair anymore.

    We were doing them once a year for a while, but I don't think we're going to do one this year. Last year we also had a moustache wedding where many of us were sporting them in Aruba for our friend's wedding. Unfortunately he could not join in the festivities.

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think I said LOL once in my life. I was talking with a friend of mine at his house and he said something funny, so I slipped and said LOL.

    He made me go sit in the corner for 5 minutes.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My 6 year old grand-daughter drew a dinosaur on a piece of paper that is hanging on the wall for her to draw on.

    The dinosaur is a T-Rex, and it has a speech bubble, the speech bubble has the letters "L O L" in it as if the T-Rex were using the internet.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think I said LOL once in my life. I was talking with a friend of mine at his house and he said something funny, so I slipped and said LOL.

    He made me go sit in the corner for 5 minutes.

    You got off light.


    I would have beaten you with a television antenna.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seg wrote: »
    My 6 year old grand-daughter drew a dinosaur on a piece of paper that is hanging on the wall for her to draw on.

    The dinosaur is a T-Rex, and it has a speech bubble, the speech bubble has the letters "L O L" in it as if the T-Rex were using the internet.

    If my children ever, ever do that, I will punch them until they can't grow any more.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Seg wrote: »
    My 6 year old grand-daughter drew a dinosaur on a piece of paper that is hanging on the wall for her to draw on.

    The dinosaur is a T-Rex, and it has a speech bubble, the speech bubble has the letters "L O L" in it as if the T-Rex were using the internet.

    If my children ever, ever do that, I will punch them until they can't grow any more.

    No you wouldn't.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    besides, a picture of a T-Rex saying LOL is hilarious

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Seg wrote: »
    My 6 year old grand-daughter drew a dinosaur on a piece of paper that is hanging on the wall for her to draw on.

    The dinosaur is a T-Rex, and it has a speech bubble, the speech bubble has the letters "L O L" in it as if the T-Rex were using the internet.

    wait how old are you

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    The other day I referred to something as being "made of win". I can't even remember exactly what that something was. All I remember is the look of utter disdain when I told her it was an internet thing.

    So does anyone else ever use these internet memes in real life? How was it received?

    "You shut your whore mouth" and "That's stupid. You're stupid." actually don't get me in trouble at home, because my girlfriend basically tunes out every time I open my mouth, since there's a 99% chance I'm only opening it to say something retarded. If I say something important, I have to, like, tap her or something so she doesn't auto-ignore me. It's a pretty nice deal; I get to say whatever dumb shit I want, and she gets to ignore her boyfriend but still get free dinners.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Seg wrote: »
    My 6 year old grand-daughter drew a dinosaur on a piece of paper that is hanging on the wall for her to draw on.

    The dinosaur is a T-Rex, and it has a speech bubble, the speech bubble has the letters "L O L" in it as if the T-Rex were using the internet.

    If my children ever, ever do that, I will punch them until they can't grow any more.

    No you wouldn't.

    With a yardstick.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well that's cool. I tune you out too defender :D

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am actively resisting becoming a crusty old fart. Even though I don't fully grab on to the stupid slang of the day, and continue such outdated practices as writing "you" instead of "u" in text messages (which I imagine is like writing "Dear <Name>," at the top of your emails, like it's a hand-written letter), I do acknowledge that language changes over time and that the point of language is communication. Once it degenerates to the point that your meaning is unclear because of the way you're using the language, it's gone too far, but as long as "LOL" is clearly-defined and unambiguous, it's valid communication as far as I'm concerned.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well that's cool. I tune you out too defender :D

    You shut your whore mouth.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh it's valid.


    It's just fucking stupid.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    besides, a picture of a T-Rex saying LOL is hilarious

    What a surprise, Keith doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oh it's valid.

    It's just fucking stupid.

    Maybe the music's not too loud; maybe you're too old.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh come on, you pitch to me underhand, I gotta hit it out of the park

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One of my professors made fun of a kid during class because the e-mail the kid had sent the professor was so full of internet lingo.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Underhand pitches go pretty fast.

    Defender on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    besides, a picture of a T-Rex saying LOL is hilarious

    What a surprise, Keith doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

    sarukun, how does it feel to always be right

    because you apparently are!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Oh it's valid.

    It's just fucking stupid.

    Maybe the music's not too loud; maybe you're too old.

    That would explain this arthritis in my everywhere.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    besides, a picture of a T-Rex saying LOL is hilarious

    What a surprise, Keith doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

    sarukun, how does it feel to always be right

    because you apparently are!

    Oh, come now, let's not be absurd.



    It's just that you're always wrong.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    my opinion is fact and yours is wrong

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    besides, a picture of a T-Rex saying LOL is hilarious

    What a surprise, Keith doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

    sarukun, how does it feel to always be right

    because you apparently are!

    Oh, come now, let's not be absurd.



    It's just that you're always wrong.

    no, it's that you're a pompous douchebag that thinks everything you believe is fact and there's no leeway on opinions

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    besides, a picture of a T-Rex saying LOL is hilarious

    What a surprise, Keith doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

    sarukun, how does it feel to always be right

    because you apparently are!

    Oh, come now, let's not be absurd.



    It's just that you're always wrong.

    no, it's that you're a pompous douchebag that thinks everything you believe is fact and there's no leeway on opinions

    sarukun wrote:
    you're always wrong.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh no. I am not getting into an argument with Defender.

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  • RynoneRynone Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Internet shorthand is a crutch for people that can't type fast / can't spell good.

    Using it in verbal communication is a crutch for people that can't think good / are zombies.

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    -The Bestest and Most Rynnest Cat of All
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    mmm yea u burgin homie

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    As soon as I see a cute cortoony animal I immediately think of horrible sexual deviation. So, in short, fuck you Internet.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every time my little brother uses an internet phrase outside of the computer, my enormous catholic family rallies around and give him a good old-fashioned whipping.

    If the noise "lol" is used (yes, it's a noise. I won't give it the dictation of a word, or even a proper acronym) then we nail his toes to the cieling first.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That's stupid. You're stupid.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Underhand pitches go pretty fast.
    Even harder to hit if you're playing softball where the pitcher's mound is closer to home plate than in Baseball, plus some of those girls can pitch 70+mph.

    So yeah, 70mph in a short distance like that is likened to hitting a 95mph fastball in baseball.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    That's stupid. You're stupid.

    sickburn

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    That's stupid. You're stupid.

    sickburn

    Yeah, truth is a solid foundation for burns.

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    Fuck off and die.
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