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Holy shit! robots!

SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/issues/2007/August/RifleToting.htm
The U.S. Army quietly entered a new era earlier this summer when it sent the first armed ground robots into action in Iraq.

So far, the robot army's entrance into the war has been a trickle rather than an invasion.

Only three of the special weapons observation remote reconnaissance direct action system (SWORDS) have been deployed so far.

The Army has authorized the purchase of 80 more robots -- which are being touted as a potentially life-saving technology -- but acquisition officials have not come forth with the funding.

"As [soldiers] use them and like them, I’ve heard positive feedback, they want 20 more immediately. It’s a shame we can’t get them to them," Michael Zecca, SWORDS program manager, told National Defense.

The three robots, which tote M249 rifles and are remotely controlled by a soldier through a terminal, have been in Iraq since April and are with the 3rd Infantry Division, 3rd Brigade.

After three years of development at the Armament Research, Development and Engineering Center at Picatinny Arsenal, N.J., the robots were formally approved for combat use in June. Their exact whereabouts and missions are classified, but Zecca could confirm that they have been used in reconnaissance tasks and street patrols.

He did not know of any incidents of the weapon being fired so far.

SWORDS is designed to take on “high risk combat missions,” according to an Army statement. A specialist controlling the robot could send it into a potentially dangerous situation, such as a narrow street infested with snipers, seek targets and take them out before a foot patrol follows.

“Anytime you utilize technology to take a U.S. service member out of harm’s way, it is worth every penny,” said John Saitta, a consultant with Smart Business Advisory and Consulting and a major in the Marine Corps reserves, who has been trained as a weapons and tactic instructor.

“These armed robots can be used as a force multiplier to augment an already significant force in the battle space,” he added.

The 80 robots approved under an urgent materiel release, a mechanism designed to speed potentially life-saving technologies to the battlefield, are being held up “due to limited funding in fiscal years 2006-2007,” said Lt. Col. William Wiggins, a spokesman for the office of the assistant secretary of the Army for acquisition, logistics and technology.

“While SWORDS is currently not a program of record, the Army has initiated a memorandum of agreement between ARDEC and Robotic System-Joint Project Office to expedite establishing a funded program to meet Army needs," Wiggins said in a written statement.

Additional details about the SWORDS program and the future of robots in the battlefield will appear in the September 2007 issue of National Defense Magazine.

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I have no actual content for this thread, but holy crap.

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    BendisBendis Registered User new member
    edited August 2007
    Holy shit, it's like a little baby chromehound.


    It's a chromepuppy.

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Someone go find Snake.

    NOW

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    MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    The Future

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    halfway through that quote i was seriously expecting the prince of bel air theme

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well I guess that's it then
    Meet the new boss
    Same as the old boss
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    A HIND-D?!

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Soon the robots are going to get bored and will start a nuclear war.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this the new metal gear thread?

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A HIND-D?!
    Colonel, whats a russian gun ship doing here?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't know, taking the human element out of war just makes it less cool.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ooh ooh when do we get to sleep in the pools of jello and dream perfect lives while unware that we are powering the robots themselves?!

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Not as exciting as I had hoped.

    So they stuck a gun on one of those R/C cars with tracks. Huh.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    I don't know, taking the human element out of war just makes it less cool.

    Robots versus robots!

    Then one robot finds its way into the enemy control center and guns down a room full of pasty, screaming nerds.

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Not as exciting as I had hoped.

    So they stuck a gun on one of those R/C cars with tracks. Huh.
    Yeah, totally.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    and as you go forth today your mission is clear.

    to build and maintain those robots.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A Robot named sword that shoots things?


    Add Pirates, Ninjas, and Ghosts, and you've got the coolest thing possible.

    Also, since when did Kojima start making units for the US Army?

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when do the robots start protesting the robot draft?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    there's this game coming out. I forget the name. basically you just control modern day battle robots (mostly just experimental ones o' course) in combat situations. there's like, little bomb disarming ones and spy RC helicopters and I'd assume also a little combat one too.

    it looks neat.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tell me about this when it's walking robots that respond to every move you make in a simulated VR enviorment and then I'll be impressed.

    Right now, it's an r/c car with a gun taped to it.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys


    BATTLEBOTS

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    ooh ooh when do we get to sleep in the pools of jello and dream perfect lives while unware that we are powering the robots themselves?!

    what if we already are

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    there's this game coming out. I forget the name. basically you just control modern day battle robots (mostly just experimental ones o' course) in combat situations. there's like, little bomb disarming ones and spy RC helicopters and I'd assume also a little combat one too.

    it looks neat.

    That is actually a training exercise.
    Recruiting straight out of gamestop nowadays.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They have been shown as a good way to raise a large army fast
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    Now all we need are clone soldiers and there we are

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SLAMMU wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    there's this game coming out. I forget the name. basically you just control modern day battle robots (mostly just experimental ones o' course) in combat situations. there's like, little bomb disarming ones and spy RC helicopters and I'd assume also a little combat one too.

    it looks neat.

    That is actually a training exercise.
    Recruiting straight out of gamestop nowadays.

    didn't look low budget enough for that. it had fancy bump mapping and shit. I don't know, I don't know what these words mean.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    ooh ooh when do we get to sleep in the pools of jello and dream perfect lives while unware that we are powering the robots themselves?!

    what if we already are

    Fuckin deep man.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    ooh ooh when do we get to sleep in the pools of jello and dream perfect lives while unware that we are powering the robots themselves?!

    what if we already are

    Fuckin deep man.

    Whoa

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    ooh ooh when do we get to sleep in the pools of jello and dream perfect lives while unware that we are powering the robots themselves?!

    what if we already are

    Fuckin deep man.

    Whoa

    You just blew my fucking mind there bro.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What if, like, the world that we know, isn't actually like the world we are in. Ya know?

    Like, lets say that like the fuckin water we drink, is actually supposed to taste like strawberries, and strawberris are fuckin... supposed to taste like water, but sense, get this, right? So like sense everything is fuckin artificial or something, fuckin we don't know that they should fuckin be switched'n'shit?

    Fuck mind blown dude! MIND BLOWN!!

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    What if, like, the world that we know, isn't actually like the world we are in. Ya know?

    Like, lets say that like the fuckin water we drink, is actually supposed to taste like strawberries, and strawberris are fuckin... supposed to taste like water, but sense, get this, right? So like sense everything is fuckin artificial or something, fuckin we don't know that they should fuckin be switched'n'shit?

    Fuck mind blown dude! MIND BLOWN!!

    Do you remember what tasty wheat tasted like?

    Wait what the fuck is tasty wheat?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Looking at it it's actually pretty impressive, but it's still really expensive and probably really easy to damage/destroy

    Which is good, because if the robots were as good or better than human soldiers eventually all wars would be fought by robots which, as we all know, never turns out well for anyone

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    What if, like, the world that we know, isn't actually like the world we are in. Ya know?

    Like, lets say that like the fuckin water we drink, is actually supposed to taste like strawberries, and strawberris are fuckin... supposed to taste like water, but sense, get this, right? So like sense everything is fuckin artificial or something, fuckin we don't know that they should fuckin be switched'n'shit?

    Fuck mind blown dude! MIND BLOWN!!

    Shit dude, like this steak, it isn't really a steak, but my brain is telling me it is.

    Fuck man...

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Looking at it it's actually pretty impressive, but it's still really expensive and probably really easy to damage/destroy

    Which is good, because if the robots were as good or better than human soldiers eventually all wars would be fought by robots which, as we all know, never turns out well for anyone

    Hey, after the Clone Wars and the Rebellion, the New Republic hasn't been doing too badly except for like, every single fucking Jedi that Luke trained turning to the dark side at some point, save Mara Jade and Corran Horn and maybe two others.

    That one didn't end so badly.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dudes the matrix was totally on to some shit! I swear to god, like the fuckin government, fascist assholes n shit, totally made them make it a movie an shit cause they're all fuckin robots.

    Fuck.

    We need to rise up and riot!

    START A FUCKING RIOOOT!!

    STARTIN FUCKIN FIIIIIRES

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shut up you dirty hippies
    Let's go back to talking about robots
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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Dudes the matrix was totally on to some shit! I swear to god, like the fuckin government, fascist assholes n shit, totally made them make it a movie an shit cause they're all fuckin robots.

    Fuck.

    We need to rise up and riot!

    START A FUCKING RIOOOT!!

    STARTIN FUCKIN FIIIIIRES

    I read this all in the voice of Super Hans.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

    EXCELLENT!

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