The mini-[Phalla] of Cthulhu: Has ended with mafia and Village Idiot victory!

Mikey CTS · February 2013

GrimmyTOA wrote: »

Are investigations and their results public?

Investigations will be resolved in narration.

Erin The Red · February 2013

Kaplar wrote: »

Seems like this can be gaining some traction. Eh, TRV?

My brother? So soon?! No. Ob-

TheRoa-

NO! Assur-

Weakling! THEROADVIRUS!

This is a strange dinosaur indeed. Must watch him closely on the Taft Raft.

Mikey CTS · February 2013

TheRoadVirus wrote: »

I was told there would be bareknuckle boxing and bear wrestling?

If by bear you mean a color from outer space, then yes. 8->

Langly · February 2013

well have fun in the dark monster closet kaplar

Kaplar · February 2013

Langly wrote: »

well have fun in the dark monster closet kaplar

There's room for two in this here closet.

In the darkness none can see what I do.

jdarksun · February 2013

Kaplar wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

Everyone blue-voting themselves are geese.

ObiFett is suspicious for his "I am a villager! Vote for me!" claims.

I've claimed the same thing. I doubt that that is suspicious since vanilla roles are a thing.

killhimkillhimkillhimkillhim

Obi's a bigger threat than you, he's more likely to push for me to be killed by the mafia.

Maybe you do too, but I haven't see you be mafia recently.

Clearly that means you are this time.

That's how math works.

Erin The Red · February 2013

I've not been associated with mafiosos for quite an age!

ObiFett · February 2013

jdark, pretty sure I've never pushed for your death when I'm mafia.

Kaplar · February 2013

jdarksun wrote: »

Kaplar wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

Everyone blue-voting themselves are geese.

ObiFett is suspicious for his "I am a villager! Vote for me!" claims.

I've claimed the same thing. I doubt that that is suspicious since vanilla roles are a thing.

killhimkillhimkillhimkillhim

Obi's a bigger threat than you, he's more likely to push for me to be killed by the mafia.

Maybe you do too, but I haven't see you be mafia recently.

Clearly that means you are this time.

That's how math works.

That is because I have not played recently. The last game I was in, I was mafia.

Always the trickster.

Because of that, it is statistically unlikely that I am mafia now.

Always the deceiver.

Erin The Red · February 2013

Kaplar wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

Kaplar wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

Everyone blue-voting themselves are geese.

ObiFett is suspicious for his "I am a villager! Vote for me!" claims.

I've claimed the same thing. I doubt that that is suspicious since vanilla roles are a thing.

killhimkillhimkillhimkillhim

Obi's a bigger threat than you, he's more likely to push for me to be killed by the mafia.

Maybe you do too, but I haven't see you be mafia recently.

Clearly that means you are this time.

That's how math works.

That is because I have not played recently. The last game I was in, I was mafia.

Always the trickster.

Because of that, it is statistically unlikely that I am mafia now.

Always the deceiver.

Does it likes riddleses?
Taft! Get over here!

mi-go hunter · February 2013

Hey, guys, blue vote me! Since there's a possibility of death when investigating and I am a vanillager, it won't be a severe loss if I die!

Kaplar · February 2013

ObiFett wrote: »

jdark, pretty sure I've never pushed for your death when I'm mafia.

I think the madness has claimed him.

He is us.

ObiFett · February 2013

Hey, guys, blue vote me! Since there's a possibility of death when investigating and I am a vanillager, it won't be a severe loss if I die!

:P

mi-go hunter · February 2013

ObiFett wrote: »

Hey, guys, blue vote me! Since there's a possibility of death when investigating and I am a vanillager, it won't be a severe loss if I die!

:P

Which "vanillager" is a badass mi-go? Hmmmmm?

GrimmyTOA · February 2013

Wait, Mi-Go, are you a vanillager or a "vanillager"?

mi-go hunter · February 2013

GrimmyTOA wrote: »

Wait, Mi-Go, are you a vanillager or a "vanillager"?

I'm the one without quotation marks.

Of course.

Obviously not a Freudian slip.

The Anonymous · February 2013

T_A partly to spite Obi, and partly because I spent too much time coming up with terrible puns. I'm flat broke now, you see.

ObiFett · February 2013

Why are you spiting me?

Erin The Red · February 2013

Mi-Go

I've hunted some of these. Dreadful beasts.

38thDoe · February 2013

We need to conserve the Mi-go, too long hunted for their unique items!

The Anonymous · February 2013

ObiFett wrote: »

Why are you spiting me?

A whim, really. No reason or rhyme to it!

...but it does have plenty of rhythm and sound. It's an instrumental, you see.

ObiFett · February 2013

oh

ok

I guess I'm fine with a random nonsensical spiting.

Erin The Red · February 2013

Tea. In the river it goes

38thDoe · February 2013

Have a care, sir!
Wars were fought for that!

jdarksun · February 2013

ObiFett wrote: »

jdark, pretty sure I've never pushed for your death when I'm mafia.

Nah, you were mafia like - two games ago? Had a quote along the line of "never a bad idea to kill jdark early". I know, because I vanity search the boards. That's how I get to read great quotes like saber's "jdark's analysis is pretty off this game" which was hilarious wrong because of math.

You know what else is terrible this game? This president avatar nonsense. Just awful. I know some guys like to dress like Star Trek when they go to RenFest, but c'mon.

ObiFett · February 2013

not fighting one of my fellow mafia who want to kill you is not the same as pushing for your death.

not to give away my secrets or anything but I tend to kill people who have won recently or had spotlight time in a recent phalla when I'm mafia.

The Anonymous · February 2013

TheRoadVirus wrote: »

Tea. In the river it goes

At least you didn't spill it on your- yeah okay, I'm done.

Langly · February 2013

Taft and roosevelt are time appropriate for early 20th century gothic horror, it's when it was written!

jdarksun · February 2013

Langly wrote: »

Taft and roosevelt are time appropriate for early 20th century gothic horror, it's when it was written!

And totally against every theme and concept of unknowable cosmic horror.

Langly · February 2013

roosevelt would absolutely go on an eldrich horror safari

Langly · February 2013

taft would absolutely fry them in butter

Langly · February 2013

BOOM

http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/theodore-roosevelt/cthulhu-and-the-river-of-doubt/paperback/product-1756430.html

jdarksun · February 2013

Just saying that I don't exactly get a feeling of dread when I'm staring at a cartoon fat man and his rubber ducky.

Langly · February 2013

MEGA BOOM

http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/horror-on-the-orient-express/characters/william-howard-taft

mi-go hunter · February 2013

Langly wrote: »

BOOM

http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/theodore-roosevelt/cthulhu-and-the-river-of-doubt/paperback/product-1756430.html

That is some crazy stuff right there....

Locus · February 2013

Locus

Langly

Because I can.

Langly · February 2013

None should dread my clean visage and Reginald, my constant companion, other than cosmic horrors who merely wait to be feasted upon.

premium · February 2013

Kaplar is clearly not of sound mind.

By that same logic, Kaplar doesn't really stand to lose much by going out on an investigation.

Erin The Red · February 2013

jdarksun wrote: »

You know what else is terrible this game? This president avatar nonsense. Just awful. I know some guys like to dress like Star Trek when they go to RenFest, but c'mon.

jdarksun · February 2013

Langly wrote: »

BOOM

http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/theodore-roosevelt/cthulhu-and-the-river-of-doubt/paperback/product-1756430.html

That's the stupidest thing I've seen since Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. You're not making a case for doing anything but making fun of the source material.

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