I was working, bagging some guys crap, and he just up and asks "Hey, do you know Kung-Fu? The way you closed that door looked like you know some Martial Arts".
I tell them that I do, and that I have to restrain my body strength or else I end up breaking most things I touch.
They all believe me.
A friend of mine was interviewing people (He works at a financial company) and when they got to the end of the interview, he asked if the guy had any questions.
The guy: "Yeah, do you know any kung fu?"
my friend: "Uh... no"
Him: "Oh. That's a shame. I think it's kind of sad when asians don't know any."
Twist -- the guy was probably going to get the job, all his other interviews went really well.
He... did not get the job.
I was working, bagging some guys crap, and he just up and asks "Hey, do you know Kung-Fu? The way you closed that door looked like you know some Martial Arts".
I tell them that I do, and that I have to restrain my body strength or else I end up breaking most things I touch.
They all believe me.
A friend of mine was interviewing people (He works at a financial company) and when they got to the end of the interview, he asked if the guy had any questions.
The guy: "Yeah, do you know any kung fu?"
my friend: "Uh... no"
Him: "Oh. That's a shame. I think it's kind of sad when asians don't know any."
Twist -- the guy was probably going to get the job, all his other interviews went really well.
He... did not get the job.
WHO IST HIS GUY
WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO ENTER OUR REALM OF EXISTENCE?
Jeez I love mine, and in the sixth grade I was made fun of for naming it a girl's name, but I really don't see in cocks an endless wellspring of humour.
I was working, bagging some guys crap, and he just up and asks "Hey, do you know Kung-Fu? The way you closed that door looked like you know some Martial Arts".
I tell them that I do, and that I have to restrain my body strength or else I end up breaking most things I touch.
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He's totally got like half a smirnoff ice and a whole appletini left.
A friend of mine was interviewing people (He works at a financial company) and when they got to the end of the interview, he asked if the guy had any questions.
The guy: "Yeah, do you know any kung fu?"
my friend: "Uh... no"
Him: "Oh. That's a shame. I think it's kind of sad when asians don't know any."
Twist -- the guy was probably going to get the job, all his other interviews went really well.
He... did not get the job.
WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO ENTER OUR REALM OF EXISTENCE?
Maybe we should pour something harder down his throat?
Like drano?
I'm not sure drano would like that
"Halt!"
IN THE FAGGIEST VOICE EVER I MEAN SERIOSLY HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SHIT?
Oh I don't know, maybe we could toss him a few of wreck's hard lemonades.
I was also sure this was gonna turn into a dranos cock down his throat.
Good times
Hi5
Cocks flourish in the glorious land of SE++
THIS GAY IS GUY
LIKE
"Sacrifice mee"
GO SACRICFE YOURSLEF INTO YOUR DICK
GUY
Who am I kidding?
I
MY DOG RAN AWAY
AND HE WAS IN THE FUCKING STREET
AND I GOT HIM
I TIHKN HE PISSED ON MY HAND A TINY BIT
AND HES A SMALL DOG
Yeah, that's all I got.
where are we going to get another one
He is old. He's going to break soon anyway.
where do we get another person who can remember when the first star wars movie came out
not like, when it was
druhim was there
He went out on the lash with Adam, telling Eve they were only going bowling.
at least that's what I remember but it was a long time ago
in a galaxy far far away?
I will try to improve in the future.
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think they're so special
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I'm out.