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A Moist, Bare Bones [Webcomic] Thread

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    That is so lazy that I honestly have trouble believing that someone would do it. Do you not have a trash can in the kitchen?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    That is so lazy that I honestly have trouble believing that someone would do it. Do you not have a trash can in the kitchen?

    this milk smells bad

    oh god it expired like three months ago!

    I'll put it back in the fridge and drink some coke instead

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    That is so lazy that I honestly have trouble believing that someone would do it. Do you not have a trash can in the kitchen?

    But to get to the garbage I would need to move in a direction that would be away from where I want to take my ice cream.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    That is so lazy that I honestly have trouble believing that someone would do it. Do you not have a trash can in the kitchen?

    Guilty when it comes to food items. I do have a trash can but if it's not trash day then I'm not gonna put something that'll stink up the place in the trash can.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    That is so lazy that I honestly have trouble believing that someone would do it. Do you not have a trash can in the kitchen?

    Lol if you've never been completely daunted by the prospect of completing an extremely minor task, the act of merely contemplating it too much to bear, the weight of it so great that you simply shrug it off your shoulders and put it from your mind

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    Oh yah, left overs that have been in the fridge so long that it is no longer edible will sometimes stay there a very long time because I don't feel like rinsing the container out and running the garbage disposal.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    That is so lazy that I honestly have trouble believing that someone would do it. Do you not have a trash can in the kitchen?

    this milk smells bad

    oh god it expired like three months ago!

    I'll put it back in the fridge and drink some coke instead

    Smelly trash is different, though! If I throw out that expired milk, it would be necessary to take out the trash immediately! That's a whole extra step that involves two flights of stairs in my case.

    However I am also guilty of leaving an empty box in the freezer (I just didn't know it was empty until the next time I tried to grab whatever thing was in it)

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    KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    Has this been posted yet? Sorry if it already has.

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    Vattu

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Vattu: wherein evan dahm foreshadows the shit out of something

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    EDIT: wrong thrrrrread

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    statlerstatler Registered User regular
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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Advocate wrote: »

    Wow, between this and her opinions on the last page, this princess comes off as a real jackass.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Advocate wrote: »

    Wow, between this and her opinions on the last page, this princess comes off as a real jackass.

    Well she wanted PONIES !

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    uh huh

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    RedBeardJimRedBeardJim Registered User regular
    It's what I always wished Colossus would do to Sebastian Shaw. Just grab him by the ponytail and throw him towards the ocean. Sure he'll absorb a crapload of energy when he hits, but he'll have to burn it all off just to get back to the fight.

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    Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    Does that Sagat guy ever close his mouth?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Panda4You wrote: »
    Does that Sagat guy ever close his mouth?

    No, but he politely asks you to look away while he eats or drinks.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    That comic feels like it is two panels away from terrifying sexual ultraviolence at all times

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    New Dawngate Chronicles:

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    Oh snap new otterkin shaper.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    That comic feels like it is two panels away from terrifying sexual ultraviolence at all times

    Can't disagree with the sexual bit but this entire arc is pretty much a team of superheroes versus a small army of supervillains. Ultraviolence is pretty much guaranteed when people with powers go at it in a semi-realistic setting. At least until the ones with more subtle powers show up.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    PMAvers wrote: »
    New Dawngate Chronicles:

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    Oh snap new otterkin shaper.

    Added details:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBxED1X7lRM&list=UU-KcAJi3xNcYN5s5yDO4Hng

    Ottrekin are so far entirely hard asses.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    That comic is what happens when someone who really likes talking about what makes it possible for Wolverine to swim makes a comic

    edit: Grrlpower that is.

    I mean to elaborate: I think there have been a total of maybe 4 lines of dialogue in the entire piece that are not related to someone describing

    A.) Their very specific and very interesting superpower
    B.) How their superpower doesn't work like that *smirk* because this is a bit more... realistic than all that silliness

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    PMAvers wrote: »
    New Dawngate Chronicles:

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    Oh snap new otterkin shaper.

    Added details:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBxED1X7lRM&list=UU-KcAJi3xNcYN5s5yDO4Hng

    Ottrekin are so far entirely hard asses.

    I love his passive, too. True Sight wards that can see over walls and into bushes? Hell yes.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    That comic is what happens when someone who really likes talking about what makes it possible for Wolverine to swim makes a comic

    edit: Grrlpower that is.

    I mean to elaborate: I think there have been a total of maybe 4 lines of dialogue in the entire piece that are not related to someone describing

    A.) Their very specific and very interesting superpower
    B.) How their superpower doesn't work like that *smirk* because this is a bit more... realistic than all that silliness

    That's about the reason I keep up with it. I love seeing the various powers and how they work in the setting of a particular universe. Also the creator is well aware of it, considering this particular comic http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/664

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    the way it's written and drawn feels kind of insufferably smug.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I've never read anything but that current panel, but if hair pulling is that superhero's one weakness wouldn't she have, I dunno, got her hair cut short a long time ago? With her muscle mass I'm having a hard time believing this is her first time in a fight, ever, but I guess it's possible.

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    AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    RedBeardJimRedBeardJim Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I've never read anything but that current panel, but if hair pulling is that superhero's one weakness wouldn't she have, I dunno, got her hair cut short a long time ago? With her muscle mass I'm having a hard time believing this is her first time in a fight, ever, but I guess it's possible.

    The author's notes for the page actually talk about that. The character is like 7 feet tall and insecure about her looks, so she wears her hair long to feel more feminine. She'll wear it up if she knows she's heading into a fight, but this scene happened when the hero-group got ambushed at a post-press-conference dinner.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I don't even get to the dialog with grrlpower because the art is so off-putting

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    AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I don't even get to the dialog with grrlpower because the art is so off-putting

    What? Having breasts larger than her head doesn't do it for you?

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I've never read anything but that current panel, but if hair pulling is that superhero's one weakness wouldn't she have, I dunno, got her hair cut short a long time ago? With her muscle mass I'm having a hard time believing this is her first time in a fight, ever, but I guess it's possible.

    The author's notes for the page actually talk about that. The character is like 7 feet tall and insecure about her looks, so she wears her hair long to feel more feminine. She'll wear it up if she knows she's heading into a fight, but this scene happened when the hero-group got ambushed at a post-press-conference dinner.

    Ok so the most cliché thing ever then. Cool.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I don't even get to the dialog with grrlpower because the art is so off-putting

    What? Having breasts larger than her head doesn't do it for you?

    is her super power gravity immunity? or are those things made of plaster and just hook on

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I need the courgae and no.... panels edited out for reaction images stat

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
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    I would try and do something to punish you, but the only guy I can really stick it to is future Ronnie, and I'm already on thin ice with that guy after the ice cream thing.

    the panel layout/joke was really clever
    yeah I probably laughed longer that I should've when I saw it

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    chunky swoletits mcgee and some hypermuscular grinning man certainly are talking

    and, as though the screen were made of teflon, my eyes irresistably slide away and my finger twitches the mouse scroll ever downward

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