I saw three runover dogs today. That was a bummer.
I did see a squirrel, though. That brightened up my day a bit.
Dude I would be fucking traumatized by that
Like some serious Post Traumatic Stress Disorder type shit
Well, I didn't actually see them get run over. A couple of them were off to the side of the road and one was in the middle. This is pretty strange since, man, I usually only see runover possums (which is bad enough). Dogs are usually better at avoiding cars.
when i get drunk i feel like i should announce to every hot dude i see that i would totally bang them
it's sort of like being drunk and straight I guess. There was this really cute dude hitting on a girl and I said "ok look girl there are like 3 straight dudes at emerson and a really cute one is hitting on you. GO FOR IT."
Anyone else wanna nail the woman from the Tic Tac commercials?
How about "I'd [chat] that".
WHY DID YOU CHANGE AVS
oooh jake gynelhall nevermind
That thing he's doing with the peace sign and his beard? Before they made me shave I would do that. Before they made me shave... I am no longer whole, Eddy. Someone fill the void that my facial hair left.
when i get drunk i feel like i should announce to every hot dude i see that i would totally bang them
it's sort of like being drunk and straight I guess. There was this really cute dude hitting on a girl and I said "ok look girl there are like 3 straight dudes at emerson and a really cute one is hitting on you. GO FOR IT."
Anyone else wanna nail the woman from the Tic Tac commercials?
How about "I'd [chat] that".
WHY DID YOU CHANGE AVS
oooh jake gynelhall nevermind
That thing he's doing with the peace sign and his beard? Before they made me shave I would do that. Before they made me shave... I am no longer whole, Eddy. Someone fill the void that my facial hair left.
Posts
:P
Meh.
Please, continue.
Two topics I enjoy thoroughly are Liquor and Stores.
I liked it better the first time it was used.
I don't like that smiley. He doesn't look trustworthy to me.
Dude, your location is like, 0.0.....1 away from 1.
I am impressed.
Oh wait, you meant [chat] thread name. My bad.
I take it to the limit.
I also walk along razor's edges.
Is it wrong that this instantly brings to my mind that song from Scarface?
Don't look down, just keep your head. Or you'll be finished!
Edit: also... Moniker's location is 1.
Well, I didn't actually see them get run over. A couple of them were off to the side of the road and one was in the middle. This is pretty strange since, man, I usually only see runover possums (which is bad enough). Dogs are usually better at avoiding cars.
Well, that was the intent...
How drunk are you?
How is Choco, Eddy?
How about "I'd [chat] that".
I was about to read that scanner darkly donnie darko thread but then i though 'damn that would be really complicated and taxing'
WHY DID YOU CHANGE AVS
oooh jake gynelhall nevermind
You're right. I'm having trouble with it and I'm sober.
when i get drunk i feel like i should announce to every hot dude i see that i would totally bang them
it's sort of like being drunk and straight I guess. There was this really cute dude hitting on a girl and I said "ok look girl there are like 3 straight dudes at emerson and a really cute one is hitting on you. GO FOR IT."
I like to think I did my part.
That thing he's doing with the peace sign and his beard? Before they made me shave I would do that. Before they made me shave... I am no longer whole, Eddy. Someone fill the void that my facial hair left.
So drunk that for the next hour everything is a suppository!
What? Man, if you're going to have a celebrity fantasy-type crush it should totally be on Natalie Portman.
:winky:
"Good news, everyone!"
I am told I am good at things
with my mouth
They've done an excellent job of making it not about anything worthwhile at all. You should continue to avoid it even when not drunk.