I am sick and must be indulged. What's worse is when I told my lady friend this she seemed to think she should be coy and ask me to suggest ways that she should indulge me, without realising that this is far more effort than I am willing to go to.
"uh I don't know. some tuna pasta? and a blowjob? but don't take too long I'm tired"
because I have a big penis, which, regardless of what anyone tells you, means that I don't have to make any kind of effort at all and can still satisfy better than the less well equipped.
These comprise about 90% of all infectious cases and can be a feature of many different types of viral infections.
* Adenovirus - the most common of the viral causes. Typically the degree of neck lymph node enlargement is modest and the throat often does not appear red, although is very painful.
* Orthomyxoviridae which cause influenza - present with rapid onset high temperature, headache and generalised ache. A sore throat may be associated.
* Infectious mononucleosis ("glandular fever") caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. This may cause significant lymph gland swelling and an exudative tonsillitis with marked redness and swelling of the throat. The heterophile test can be used if this is suspected.
* Herpes simplex virus can cause multiple mouth ulcers.
* Measles
* Common cold
I'm sick to death of people saying my dogs are gay. I can't even take little Will, Grace, and Darcey out for a walk anymore without some faggot thinking I'm all about cock.
I would fist the shit out of jennifer connoly. I would fill her with balls. I would spunk piss and blood into her face and eyes. I would tear her ears off and fuck them into her heart.
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I'm sorry sir, you must be lost.
This is the positivity thread.
You're looking for the "every single other post on SE++" thread.
I am sick and must be indulged. What's worse is when I told my lady friend this she seemed to think she should be coy and ask me to suggest ways that she should indulge me, without realising that this is far more effort than I am willing to go to.
"uh I don't know. some tuna pasta? and a blowjob? but don't take too long I'm tired"
Go kill yourself you hitler loving faggot.
So I guess if you're into that sort of thing, it's ok.
Secret Satan
because I have a big penis, which, regardless of what anyone tells you, means that I don't have to make any kind of effort at all and can still satisfy better than the less well equipped.
Uncle Jim wasn't much of a teacher, quite obviously.
Also pharyngitis.
I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE
Secret Satan
* Adenovirus - the most common of the viral causes. Typically the degree of neck lymph node enlargement is modest and the throat often does not appear red, although is very painful.
* Orthomyxoviridae which cause influenza - present with rapid onset high temperature, headache and generalised ache. A sore throat may be associated.
* Infectious mononucleosis ("glandular fever") caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. This may cause significant lymph gland swelling and an exudative tonsillitis with marked redness and swelling of the throat. The heterophile test can be used if this is suspected.
* Herpes simplex virus can cause multiple mouth ulcers.
* Measles
* Common cold
Potential AIDS symptoms.
Secret Satan
Violets are blue
I've got the AIDs
and I gave it to you
Yes. That is why it is the way I chose to tell you.
what was
You'll never know.